Action Game

[Fisherson]

Val: Hey! Don't blow it up! We need to save David and Del first.

Jet: Yeaaaah *head spins* Ow! Any ideas there?

Val: Actauly I do what we do is....*Wsipers*

Jet: Huh? I don't get it.

Rusty: Beep whistle tweet. Twitter doodle.

Jet: Oh! now I get it!

Val: "-_-

--- meanwhile aboard the Star Destoryer ---

Del: ****! This ways a dead end too.

Ed Trooper 144: Freeze!

Del: Uh oh.

Ed Trooper 144: Drop the weapon!

Del: Uh...okay *Unzips flight suit*

Ed Trooper 144: Ohhhhh!

Del: He he he! ^ ^ *Kicks baster out of the troopers hand and blasts him*

Zig: O_o Was that a Jed-eye mind trick?

Del: You could say that. *Smiles* now there should be Imperial Shuttle around here *danger sense activates* Duck!

Zig: Where *Phaser shot hit's in the spot where Zig was a momnet beffore Del knocked her down*

Del: Now what? Huh? Aren't you Scottie from Star Trek?

Scottie: Aye that I am, lass.

Del: Then why the heck are you trying to kill me?! You're the good guy!

Scottie: I know, but I cane help it! I was kidnaped by Void and his bunch of miscriants shortly beffore we arived here.

Del: So you're under his control?

Scottie: You could say that. Sorry but you gotta kill me it's the only way to- *A Star Freighter lands on Scottie*

*Jet, Val and Rusty emerge from the craft*

Jet: I told you, you should have let me drive. Look at this! You killed a poor Scotsman and his canteen. Er-*grabs canteen* I'll just take this, it may be important ooh and maybe this wallet too, os that Rolex? No sense in letting that go to waste..

Val: You okay, Delia? And what's that on your arm?

Del: Huh? Oh that's David.

Val: Why is he unconcious?

Zig: Del was amazing she-

Del: -Saved him from, or tyed to save him from a Sith lord and then he got knocked out, now let's get out of here beffore *Ship shudders realy hard* Oh what now?!

Jet:*write down Scottie's social secruity number* From the sound of it, I'd say it was a missle launch and a big one too.

Val: Whatever it was, we need to get out of her. Come on!

*they board the ship and lift off*

Val: Misssion acomplished!

Del: I wouldn' say that just yet. Look at that. *Point to large 75 foot tube flying toward the sun* Is that a battle ship?

Jet: Er why is flying towards the sun? I know I'm not that bright, but doen't that kill you?

Zig: t's not a ship. it's a Sunny Missle

Jet: A what??

Ymir: Finaly get out of bag. *huff puff huff* Woman!! You had better be glad I did not suffcate inside that- *Sees tube* Oh no the Nova Bomb!

Val: Nova Bomb?? What's that?

David: *Covered in bandages*it's a weapon capable of destroying a solar system.

Jet: What??!! Not that's crazy!

Del: How do we stop it?

Val: What we usualy do shoot it.

Everyone: O_o

Val: What? I'm getting used to how you guys operate, so we gona blow it up or what?

David: It's our best choice.

*The Freighter Races to cath up to the missle beffore it plunges itno the sun*

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: *Sees freighter zoom past out of hangar* 'Well, let's not bother saving them then! Now, where's that Achilles vent?' *U-turn*
Angel: *Opens comms* 'Are you guys okay? What's with the rush out of the hangar? Is something uber-mega-super-special-wrong? Why's Dave slumping like that? If you've killed him, you're gonna pay!' *Waits patiently for answers*

[Darkfox]

Zig: *picks up the comm* No-no! He's fine! But don't worry! If he does stop breathing, I know mouth-to-mouth! Oh! Hmmmm... the dark guy launched a bomb at the sun that will make the sun go BOOM!

[Angel Walter]

Angel: *Utters the most British insult in creation* 'THE BL**DY W****ERS!' *Fumes silently*
Isaac: 'Ah-HA! Spotted the vent! I'm going in!' *Breaks through vent cover using barrel roll (the maneuver that solves any problem!!!)* 'Please try not to let the solar system become something you need to refer to in past-tense!'
Nicodemus: 'I suppose I'll just have to leave a note saying goodbye... Come on Mr. Wells! Let's go home!' *Gets back in time machine*

[Darkfox]

Zig: Unzipping my suit will knock people out huh?

Ymir: That only works f... ok, that'd probably work for you... but don't do it! O_o;; Hey... how come your taller than me!? I'm the captain! >_<

Zig: Eheheheheh *scratches head* Oh yeah, Nova Bomb!

[Fisherson]

David: Darn this thing is fast. Jet head up to the bottom turret and try to take out the engines.

Zig: oohh! I'm a gunner, let me do it!

David: Okay you take the top.

Jet: Aww man we can't I be on top?

David: This is not a time for joking around.

Jet: Hey with the sun about to explode this may be the last time I will be able to tell a joke.

David: ....Yeah you're right, sorry I'm just not myself. Move over Val and Rusty go re-wire the power from out shields to our lasers.

Del: Are you sure that's a safe thing to do?

David: It's a giant missle with a four sub light enigines.What harm could it- *the ship shudders from impact*-what the-?! Del, who is attacking us?

Del: Acording to the Radar...no one but the...missle?

David: What?! The missle has lasers? That's not fair! Move over and Rusty, new plan Re route power to the forward sheilds and main engine.

Val: Wait but, wwouldn't that make us shoot ahead of it?

David: Just go help Rusty. In the meantime *flips a few swicthes and sevral panles slide away to reveal missles, mini laser and a two clawed arms the exend outward eacth tiped with a powerful electric tip.

Val and Del: O_O When did you add all this?

David: A while back. Now let's do this!!

*The Freighter flies by the missle firing all it's guns, missles and using both claws rip the missle's laser off one by one*

[Darkfox]

Ymir: Huh... Zig actually firing... straight. O_o I think I'm having... a... mind... thing... like when you sleep! What do you call it?

DF: A dream?

Ymir: Maybe more a nightmare... Though I do not understand... Zig is a not male?

Smoke: You mean you didn't KNOW?

Ymir: I not partake of the seeing of Zig when she became gunner.

Smoke: So you only knew her by voice and name? O_o

Ymir: Eheheheheh... urck! I just did a thinking... wouldn't it be bad to be doing of the super nova for themselves? And after the first few incidents, would they not have... URCK! And Grand Kaiser...! He's coming... But...

E3: First things first.

Ymir: Oh yeah! I... knew that!

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: *Flies out of vent at three times the speed he entered.* (Over comms) 'Okay, the destroyer's taken care of! How's it going with the nova bomb?'
Angel: *Examines situation* 'Isaac, the bomb has weapons! We need to draw it's fire!'

[Darkfox]

Blake: A weapon with WEAPONS!? Isn't that redundant?

SS-02: 'Assessment: Logic was not seeming to be the big idea here in their plan, afterall, it is a suicidal plan as they would be destroyed as well.'

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: 'Let's do this!' *Turns on pumping techno music and heads straight for missile, opening fire at the same time*
Angel: *Takes aim* 'Heh, that all ya got?'

[Darkfox]

SS-02: 'Sudden Realization: If we detonate this prematurely, wouldn't that be catastrophic as well?'

Blake: What are you talking about, droid?

SS-02: 'Assessment: Theoretically, if we do indeed detonate the bomb, one that is designed for the sheer purpose of setting of a chain reaction within a star to cause it to supernova, could also cause a gravity displacement in the spacial fabrics.'

Blake: In english!

Zig: He means a black hole.

Ymir: You understood THAT?! And... oh-oh! o_o That's bad...

[Fisherson]

David: *Ship shudders* Damage report!

Val: The blue bar says it has 30% ad it's blinking.

David: That's the shields and by the sounds of it they're down more than half. Darn. It just has too many weapons! They must be controlling them using droid brains.

Val: Droids have brains?? O_o I thought they were made of computer parts.

David: Not brains as in an organ, more like a droid that can only do one function *laser impacts rock the ship hard*

Jet: In this case, shooting at us is their one function? Well then! Allow me to return the favor!! *Start cackling like a madman and firing away at random* Ha ha ha ha!! Take that!

David: Darn it. I wonder if they have one big brain or each one is connected to the tower? If it's one big one we may have a problem, because it will most likely be inside instead of outside, which means no matter how many guns we take out it'll do no good, because it will just switch it's focus to another one when we destroy it's current controled gun.

Del: Oh Arch, that means we'll have to...

David:.....Enter it and disable it from inside.

Val:.....

Jet:....What?

David: We must take out the droid brain in order to change the weapons trajectory. It's the only way.

Del :Then let's get this over with.

David: Right, Val tell our allies to take out the engines, they'll buy us some time. Now let's go!

[Darkfox]

Zig: *reaches into her flight suit to reach her inner pockets and pulls out a couple of round metallic devices then zipping her suit back up but leaving it loose* Extra high intensity ion hybrid devices. I designed them myself in case we got surrounded. =^_^= Erm... me and Ymir. XD

Entitył: You've been incredibly helpful all of the sudden, and it's obvious your hardly lacking in intelligence. O_o

Zig: Uhm... well, maybe it's just the situation. I mean, I don't want sun to go BOOM... eh... *scratches head* first things first...

SS-02: 'Warning: Stand back!' *fires several missiles at the engines of the nova bomb.-

[Fisherson]

*SS-02's missile explode taking out an entire bank or engines*

SS-02: Observation: One down three to- *Several concussion missiles explore downing out his voice*

Jet: Whoa! What the ****? I thought this thing didn't have missiles.

David: *Sudden sense of fear* It doesn't, but the Crimson Fire does.

Del: What's the Crimson Fire?

David: Darth Katarn's personal star ship.

Katarn: Ha ha ha ha! Take that, you piece of scrap. You're next, Dent.

David: Val, jettison us now!

*Every is shot out the air lock seconds before the Loyal Dewback it hit by a barrage of laser fire setting it aflame*

David: Val! Ymir! Distract him while I-

Hexeus: Hey there. Forget me?

Jet: What hapened to Blake?

Hexeus: Took care of him. He won't be able to repair what's left of ship for a while.

Del: You son of a *****! *Uses force lighting on Hexeus *

Hexeus: *Guards Hah! Amateurs, that was to easy to- *Is landed on*

David: SS-02, I though you were finish for sure.

SS-02: *missing a shoulder plate and pretty scratched up* Observation: He got close, but I withdrew into my inner shell where I couldn't be harmed to badly. Question: What's on my foot?

Jet: What's left of Hexeus, good thing too. I'm tired of not finishing a sentence without something bad-

David: Get down!

*Missiles impact seconds after David speaks*

Jet: ..Now I'm pissed! Who did that?! Show yourself!

*A Firespray skims the surface of the missile*

Jet: **** it! Hey, David! Get to that brain and kill it. I'm going to be a little while. I've e got a score to settle with this guy.

David: You sure? He's pretty tough and your gun won't be much good against his armor plating.

Jet: I've face worse. Hey! Big Red!

SS-02: Question: Are your referring to me?

Jet: Yeah I am...er.. what you said, just give me a lift to Katarn's spaceship, would ya?

SS-02: Observation: Very well. I shall do as you wish, but I warn you, my chances of surviving his lasers are better than yours.

Jet: *Un-hooks Sickle: Blood Thirst* Yeah I know. But, I lived through worse. Let's do it.

--- On board Crimson Fire ---

Katran: Status report.

Gold Droid: It would appear they intend to charge us.

Katarn: *hidden smile* Good. They die some pride then. Let's not keep them waiting. Arm all weapons  and power up the shields, we're going to have a joust, M35T

M3: Yes sir. Joust? That doesn't sound safe.

Katarn: It isn't...for them...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

--- Back on the surface of the Missile---

*Firespray accelerates towards SS-02 as Jet mounts his shoulder pulling out a Death hammer Blaster pistol*

Jet: Let's do this!! *Takes aim and SS-02 blasts off toward an oncoming barrage of lasers*

[Darkfox]

SS-02: 'Unknown: Heh... heheheheheh... you make claims of the Dark Side, yet you do not fully understand it, do you? It is a pity you think darkness as a means to only destroy... that is too bad. Now, shall we make him see just how much of a fool he truly is? Because I'm feeling lucky...'

Zig: W-what are they doing? =o.o=

SS-02: *taking hits from the laser blasts* 'Allow me to show you true darkness.' *holds out his hand as a shadowlike substance gathers around him and forms into a new scythe made of shadowy energy* 'Now, shall we finish this?' *swings it*