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[Rahl]

Rahl: "Mhmm... Yes... Very goood,... Very good. A good thing they dont know that when a Space Wurm dies his heart explodes and his acidic inards will devour them all... Yes very good."

[Angel Walter]

Last time in the south sector...
Angel & Isaac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
To be continued (immediately)
A & I: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*BAM!!!!*
Angel: 'This just isn't my day!'
*Pulls himself up as Joe drifts slowly to the floor*
Joe: *Yawns* 'You're alive aren't ya? Some people are never satisfied!'
Isaac: 'Yeah, I'm FINE guys THANKS FOR ASKING!'
Angel: 'Sorry!'
Joe: 'I don't care you furry faggot! C'mon we've got places to be.' *Hauls Isaac and Angel off towards droid brain*

[Darkfox]

---back at David's group fighting the worm---

SID: Damn this stupid freakin worm!

Entity³: Right, yelling at it REALLY helps.

Ren: *sighs and begins to take on his beast form* This has gone on long enough. *draws back his right hand gathering an intense amount of spiritual power, appearing as a light bluish energy, it starts to greatly intensify causing loose fragments on the ground to lift up and levitate* Begone you, burdensome beast! God FIIST! *eyes flash a bluish tint momentarily and he swings at the worm releasing the gathered spiritual energy*

Worm: GYRAAAAAAGHHHH! *flies leaving a short-lived transparent bluish afterimage that is residual remains of where it once was*

---off in the distance---

Rahl: "Yes, very good, ha... haha... they will be by now melted away in the ac- oh fiddlesticks... *hit by worm* I will return... because... I don't know why, I just will... and will send more w-oooooooooormsssss~ *ding*

---back to David's group---

Darkfox: *sighs slumping over some*

SID: o_o;;

Entity³: What in the world... WAS THAT?!

Athena: Isn't it obvious? He concentrated most of his spiritual power into his right hand, much more intense than focusing it into the blade since that is a minor release.

Zig: o_o;; Eh!? The missile! We must destroy the brain!

[Fisherson]

Droid brain: Asscesing... Space worm that was slowing us down has disapeered. 12 enemies remain...computing best solution.....computations complete beging phase three of deffednse.

--- David's gang ---

David: Wow. Good one. I thought we were toast.

Rusty: Teeet! Teet! Whisle beep bop bop booop!

Jet: Huh? Hey what's that?

David: Hm? It looks like a door marked "Don't enter Droid Brain housing".

Del: So this is where it is. Okay ;et's finish this oversized computer.

*The giant doors open reavling a super huge black and red sphere.

David: Holy! It's huge *Echoes*

Del: How will we bring it down?

Rusty: Wistle bop boop beep.

Jet: Yeah! Rustbucket's right we'll think of somthing. Now let's do this!

*Door closes behind them*

Droid Brain:  You are the pepole that have been cuasing so much delay? You do not seem very dangerous.

Jet: Oh yeah! What about you? You're just a big ball with wires attached.

Droid Brain: I am not a "big ball", I am a Imperial Tactical Anayisis Droid Prototpye 2. You may call me TAD for short.

Jet: ....TAD? Heh heh *hand on mouth* Hahahaa! TAD?

David: That's the worst final boss name ever.

Del: He he he he ha ha

TAD: *Cold voice* You will not think so when you boiled alive inside this missile.

Jet: :O Forogot about that. Well then I guess we'd better take care of you quickly. *Take aim* Sorry about this.

TAD: About what? Your inferior weapon, or your hair syle.

Jet: DIE! *Fires rapiditly*

TAD: First defense: Anti-projetile shield. *TAD's 'body is coverd in blue lines and trhe bulets are deflected harmlesly.

David: Oh....

Del: ****

TAD: As the expresion is said. Bring it on.

[Darkfox]

Ymir: Take this! *throws a bolt at TAD that just bounces off and hits him in the head* Ow!

Zig: ... o.o

TAD: ...

SID: Oh right, such a witty machine you are, "ooooooh, look at meeee, I'm the big smart Droid Brain! I am so much more superior, but my only purpose in life is to blow up with the STUPID missile that is going into the sun, guess I'm actually STUPID afterall!" stupid Droid Brain! Lets see how that shield holds against tons of this! *a black serpent like head comes up from SID forming from the mist and rushes at TAD*

Entity³: Right, taunt the droid brain, it'll REALLY react to that.

Yoko: Mmmmgh... if it deflects projectiles, then shooting it is rather pointless, we need something else.

Darkfox: I did exhaust myself a bit earlier, but perhaps I can still use this... *generates his spirit saber in his right hand* I really cannot allow such destruction TAD. I think you can understand duty, obligation and so forth. But I don't think you can comprehend a concentration of spiritual energy into the form of a saber-like construct. Heh... *throws it out at TAD, it spins in air aiming right for it*

Zig: *looks at her explosives and then at TAD and everyone else* Am I... just too small...? Wait... small... that's right! *slips off*

Yoko: Where did Zig go? O_o

[Fisherson]

TAD: Hmm a curious obersevation. I'm "stupid" because my purpose it delay you long enough for the missile to explode? You have made an error. You assume that because I am a machine I do not wish to live and serve only my purpose. This is a error, I can and WILL live. For you see If I'm slain by you I shall simply- *Is hit by Spirit Saber*ow...

Ren: Yess!

TAD:..... *Cast Silence on the whole party*

David:...... (Oh crap! We can't speak)

Ren:......

Del:..........

Rsuty: Beep? boop?

TAD: Ah. No more spells or skill for you all. Mwa ha ha ha ha-huh? *Whistling can be heard from inside TAD's sphere-like body*

Zig: Remove this plate from that one aanndd-

TAD: EEEEKK! A mouse!! A mouse has infiltrated me!

Zig: Hey! I'm not a mouse!

TAD: A female mouse! Oh it'll lay eggs and they'll hatch into baby mice and chew on my wires! Beginning energency de-mousing procedures!

Zig: Huh? Emergency what?

*Hundreds of tiny nano bots surround Zig*

Nano cleaner: *stares with unblinking yellow "eyes".

Zig: Errr..hi?

Nano cleaners: Target acquired. Begging de-mousing procedures.

[Angel Walter]

*A nearby wall bursts with dark energy* and through the smoke you hear:
Joe: 'See? I TOLD you it was this way!'
Mike: 'Yeah, great now GET THE HELL OFFA ME!'
Isaac: 'While you're at it, could you let me go too?'
------------- Meanwhile: West Sector ----------------------
?: *Recovers* 'Now I'm angry!' *Draws keyblade*
'Shortcut!'
*Opens all the doors in front of him*
'GO!'

[Darkfox]

Zig: Not a mouse! Wait... aren't nanobots supposed to be microscopic...? *sweatdrop* For a droid brain, you sure make logical errors. Anyways, if you were saying you would just transfer yourself upon destruction, I've disabled your digital broadcast array. Secondly. *pulls out a welding torch and a modified ion blaster* I do much more than chew wires... anyways, if you did "survive", how can you ever really call yourself "living" if you do not even respect life? You makes you believe that you should be classified as such? You seek to continue your existence, but for what purpose? What is the use of a life so empty, one that only ensures destruction? I do pity you, machine, such logic is prone to one lonely existence. I for one do not wish to be alone... *starts fighting off the nanobots*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: 'Umm... She got a lot more eloquent since the last time we saw her!'
Isaac: 'It's a she?'
Angel: 'Well I couldn't tell that wolf was a she but you could!'
Isaac: *Shrugs* 'Point taken.'
Joe: 'What the dickens are you two on about?'
Isaac: 'Never mind...'
?|?|?: *A nearby door opens and a teenage figure with shoulder length brown hair and an ornate blue keyblade jumps through* 'Wow! For once, I'm not the ONLY person fighting the forces of evil!'

[Darkfox]

Yoko: Oh! Your alive! That is good to know!

SID: Really, is it that hard to tell? Zig has...! Ehhhh... this and... that! And big too for her size! And er... the eyes! And unlike a normal wolf, Yoko has a feminine voice and has qualities as well that sets her apart from the purely animal variant. Really, you'd only have to understand your own to tell! Also... your right, Zig has... proven to be very intelligent! o_o;;

Yoko: Well... I am too...

Athena: *scratches head right near the star in her forehead not even opening her eyes* Well, I'm a girl too. Oh! Zig is fighting some nasty metal bugs!

SID: Nanobots?

Athena: Ridiculous! Nanobots are microscopic!

[Fisherson]

(Sorry for being gone for awhile,but I had a lot of stuff to do)

TAD: Wait a minute. Why do I not just detonate the missile now and let the shock wave slice the sun in half?

David: Uh oh...

Jet...Gotta admit even for me that'd be a good plan.

David: Jet!

Jet: What I'm just saying it's a good plan.

TAD: Why thanks you! I cam e up with it while *Shield deactivates*-what the..?

Jet: *Spins power cord in his hand* Heh heh heh

TAD: >:O WHY YOU LITTLE! *Opens up and fires a barrage of missiles at Jet*

Jet: Oh fruckert...

David: Run, Jet, run!

Jet: *Dodges missile* What the **** do you think I'm trying to do?!

TAD: I will destroy you!!

Val: Excuse me.

TAD: What?!

Val: Well I know I'm just a pretty face, but haven't you just exposed your weak spot?

TAD: Uh oh....

David:....Everyone get him!!

TAD: YIPES! (It's time like this I wish I wasn't screwed into the floor )

[Angel Walter]

Mike: 'Careful! It might have a system that activates the weapon if the main terminal is destroyed!'
Isaac: 'Couldn't we just make it short-circuit using a logical paradox?'

[Darkfox]

*Zig pops out of TAD blasting off some nanobots, her suit ripped some*

Zig: Charges are in place! At this point, igniting them all at once, this craft will be a sitting piece of scrap metal!

Yoko: Is she ok?

Zig: I'll be fine. No worries! Ow...

DF: Logical paradox eh? Say, TAD, if I were you and you were me, how would that be possible? If you were me then you would be a biological lifeform, but how would that work? Since I am born and you are made, would it mean that the concept of birth is but an illusion... or perhaps, the opposite of being born is being made. But both is a creation of something. Explain.

[Fisherson]

TAD: Hah! Simple. All is possible when we're living in a Virtual Simulation the only limit is my imagination.....But how can I have imagination if I'm a machine??? WHAT??? HOW IS *explodes into hundreds of pieces*

David: I have to honestly say I didn't see that coming.

Jet: Uh... shouldn't we get out of here.

Val: Yeah I don't think he can do anymore harm.


TAD: F...ffoools..ss...y-y-y-y you think you've be-beaten me?! HA! I shall reward your clevernes-s-ss...By alowing you to see the sun from up close! Ha ha ha ha ha! *Locks the only exit to the room*

Val: Oh no!

David: *Tries to use the Force to open the door* Darn it! It's too heavy!

Del: Stand aside! *Takes out big blaster and blast the  door* Darn! That didn't work.

Jet: Fruck. There’s nothing we can do.

*Suddenly the door is sliced open and after some cursing knocked down by a small guy*

David: Fruck? Is that you?

Fruckert: I would’t say that!

Jet:….A LITTLE late there, pal.

Fruck: ****! Oh well it’s the thought that counts, eh?

Val: Sure…can we leave now?

David: Yeah let’s get out of here. Come on everybody.

TAD: Wait! Don’t leave me!!

*Everyone exit’s the room*

TAD: :’( I-I don’t want to be alone!

*David’s YT-2400 takes off from the missile*

--- five hours latter on board the disabled missile ---

TAD: :’( boo who awaaah! Please come back!!

*Silence*

Purple Cloaked Man: *Appears* Well, well. You certainly turned out to be a waste of  the tax payer’s money.

TAD: M-master? Thank goodness! I thought I’d be left to drift in a orbit around the sun until my circuts freid. What are doing her-

PCM: …..*Blasts TAD several times and then once more*…

Hexeus: *Teleports in* Harsh, very harsh.

PCM: He served his purpose. Are you injured?

Hexeus: Nah. I got out of there as SS-02 started to crush me with his foot, but I’ll live.

PCM:  Good. Now to take what I came here for ,*removes data card from TAD’s remains*.

Hexeus: This little card is what you nearly killed us all for??

PCM: No. This is *inserts it in a laptop* Behold!

Hexeus: *Examines* All I see is images of those annoying heroes using their stinking special powers to beat up TAD.

PCM: Heh heh. Yes. Do you not get it yet? This is what wanted to begin with. With this I can replicate their most powerful abilities and use them against them.

Hexeus:  That’s brilliant! But how?

PCM: We’ll leave that to N.E.W.T. and our man on the inside. Now let us depart this place. *Tel ports FFT1 style*

Hexues:…Maybe dad was right. I should have become a doctor. Oh well. *Heliports*

[Darkfox]

(Sorry for the delay Fish, but I'm back to finish this XD)

*As they are running...*

Entity³: Wait... our vessels are smashed!

Smoke: Without them we will be floating aimlessly in space! And...

*there's a loud smash as a pod smashes through the side of the missile and opens up, a man dressed in somewhat worn uniform comes out*

Man: Captain Blake is currently in the infirmary, but he has ordered for the retrieval of guests. If you wouldn't mind, I will escort you all to safety aboard the S.S. Sentanna.

*a cable bursts and some pipes rupture*

Yoko: Explanations later, we go now!

Man: Wait, there's not enough for all of you, there's...

White Lich: *shoves everybody in the pod and closes the door*

Zig: Huh!? What are you doing?!

White Lich: To live is for the living... let the living live, ensure that they live, that is my one true goal. *shoves the pod out*

Ymir: What do you me-hey!