Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *annoyed* Time for sockem bopem fatties! *begins to use psychic powers to get both of them off the poor broken Razor and starts causing them to punch each other*

Angel: What are wez doin this for?
Devil: Oof! I'z dunno but it's givin me da cramps!

[ES2005]

ES2005: Hooway! Thif if my 200dif poth!
*turns back*
ES2005: Hooray! This is my 200th post!
Razor: ONLY 200? I got over a thousand!
ES2005: Hmph.
*shoots Razor*
Psychosis: Hey! You can't shoot Wazor! He's the one who wuns the bawr!
ES2005: Cry me a lake, kid.
*starts crying, filling up the room*
ES2005: Hey kid! It's an expression!
Xen: Hey, what's goin*GLUG*
*stops crying, room drains out*
ES2005: Somebody kill that kid.
Devil: Okay! *stabs Psychosis*
Psychosis: Ow!

[WarxePB]

-Cuten: *drains life force out of random people*
-Warxe: Hey! What did I say about doing that?
-Cuten: *stops*
-Warxe: Good girl. *hands Cuten some Metroid treats*
-Cuten: Squee!
-Razor: Why must you do that?
-Warxe: She needs constant attention, or she won't grow up to be a Queen.
-Razor: Oookay then...

-Cloak: ...Man, this is boring. *starts freestyling on the DDR machine*
-Kratos: I'll try.
-Cloak: Ha. You may be an angel knight, but you still have a spine.
-Kratos: Or do I? *Kratos slumps down in a way only one without a spine can*
-Cloak: Ah! A worthy challenger. Let's go!
*Kratos and Cloak begin DDRing*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *sword disappears* Illusion you simple minded bafoon, I'm not a child by the way, I'm just short, double gotcha, now for the third gotcha... *grabs ES2005 with her tail and throws him into the oven and he comes out like a roast chicken cartoon style* Thats what you get you meanie numbskull crazy man! *continues to cause the angel and devil to beat each other up until the collapse out of exaustion* HAHA!!

Devil: Diz suckors
Angel: Ya. Lets git outta here!
Devil: Agreed!

*They both disappear*

Psychosis: Now... *takes some cookies and eats them while sitting on the side of the counter watching Kratos and Cloak compete*

[Razor]

*INANE REFERENCE TO MAGICAL TREVOR*

Red: WTF is that?
Razor: Who cares?
Who: No I don't! Nobody cares!
Nobody: Yeah, that's true you know.
Red: Who cares!
Who: No, I don't! Everybody knows that!
Everybody: You never told me that! You tell anybody but me!
Anybody: What?
What: Huh?
Huh: What is it guys?
What: Huh?
Huh: What what?
What: You said my name.
Huh: When?
When: Yes?
Huh: Who are you?
Who: No, I'm who.
When: Yeah, I'm when.
Razor: Noone cares! Go home!
Noone: Everybody hates me...
Everybody: That's true, even though I don't know you.
Huh: Gasp! Somebody planted a bomb in the pub!
Somebody: Does anybody have proof of that?
Anybody: Step back, I'm a lawyer.
When: Tsk tsk, everybody's a lawyer these days.
Everybody: No, anybody is!
When: What?!
What: Huh?
Huh: What?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: So many people...
What: Who?
Who: What?
What: Who?
Who: What?
When: Where?
Where: What?
Huh: Huh?
Anybody: I'm taking you all to court!
You All: NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO: What?
What: Huh?
Where: What?
What: STOP SAYING MY FRIGGIN NAME!
Warxe: Whoa.
NOOOOOOO: Whoa? There's no Whoa.
Why: Why not?
Why Not: *slaps Why*
Where: Why?
Why: What?
*and so on*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *gets an annoyed look, puts all the whos and whats together in a ball with her mind and throws them out the window, kicks her feet then continues to eat her cookie*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Who did that?
 Warxe: No, it was Psychosis.
 Grandy: Ahn...
 Ahn: What?
 *Psychosis kills Ahn and Grandy with her mind*
 Grandy's Ghost: Again?
 Again: What?

[Drace]

Drace: What the hell is going on around here?!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Nuuuuthin...

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *desummons all of the name dudes*
-Drace: Can you even do that?
-Warxe: I can if I want.

***

-Kratos: A tie?
-Cloak: First DDR, then Street Fighter, and now Pong? What other arcade games are there to beat you at?
-Kratos: Tales of Symphonia.
-Cloak: ?
-Kratos: I was kidding. How about Mario Party?
-Cloak: I rule at board games! This'll be a piece of cake!
-Kratos: You wish. *main game turn on* I get to be Peach.
-Cloak: I don't even want to know...

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis sits down next to Kratos and Cloak*

Psychosis: Can I play?

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Wait, since when we have a VG here?
 Kratos: Its a Page 64. Its better than the old Page 63.
 Grandy: Better why?
 Kratos: Its Page 64, not 63!
 Grandy: Yeah, so?
 Kratos: Dude, 64 is more than 63!
 Grandy: Aaaaaaannnnd?
 Kratos: Its better!
 Grandy: Why its better?
 Kratos: BECAUSE ITS 64 AND NOT 63!!!!
 Grandy: To me its the same thing with a number more.
 Kratos: EXACTLY!!!
 Grandy: And you lose.
 Kratos: Wha-?
 Page 64 Narrator: KRATOS LOST
 Kratos: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Its your fault, I got distracted!
 Grandy: I'm more confuse about the fact the game knew your name...

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Can I play now?

[ES2005]

Es2005: No.
ES2005: Hey! No more spawning.
ES2k5: You mean like how I just appeared?
ES2005: I got rid of you the the original BE.
ES2k5 & Es2005: Aww....*they disappear*
Psychosis: Can I...?
ES2005: Yes.
*uses a fire spell to hurl Psychosis out the window*
ES2005: Outside.