Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Captain Anonymous: HAHAHA! I shall give thine fiend terrible idigestion! HA-HA!

Saide: ...Errr... Ok... *steps away* I'm not going to be here when the gas sets in...

[ES2005]

*ES2005 walks in*
ES2005: Hello All!
All: Hi..hello..etc.
ES2005: Has anyone seen...
*some random guy flies out of a side room, covered in blood*
Random Guy: He..he..he tried to..
ES2005: No. Just...no.
*ES2005 walks into the room*
ES2005: Hey, what are you...
*ES2005 flies out*
ES2005: Anyone else want to try?
Someone: Who was it?
ES2005: Go and see...I dare you.

[Darkfox]

*Eustace is trying to light the stove*

Eustace: Egh... what am I... nnnnghhh... ohhh wickit!

Everybody: NO! EUSTACE! NOOOO!

Eustace: *finally gets the match lit* About ti...

*A huge explosion follows*

[Razor]

Razor: *regular size* my pub! who blew it up?!
Darkfox: if you're talking about the flames, it was that guy *points at charred Eustace*
Razor: Alright, but who broke it to pieces and stamped on it?
Darkfox: that was you.
Razor: Whoa... 'room rage...

******
Let that be a lesson to you kids - take mushrooms that make you grow big (or makes everything else grow small [oxymoron alert]) and you'll find someone smashed your pub.
******
Darkfox: Man, that moral bites.
Razor: Come up with a better one then!

^^^^^
Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his night.
^^^^^

Razor: Bastard! You weren't meant to!

[Xen]

*Xen wakes up*
Xen: Owwww.....Razor gave me a real beating when he was a giant....I'm gonna die...
Razor: And how many times have you died Xen?
Xen: Enough...
Drace: *looking at notepad* Hmm....let's see...according to this...Xen has died...about.... *throws notepad away* Ahh..screw it...
Xen: Hey! What's the notepad for?
Drace: It was on the wall, it has a tally of everyone in this pub.
Razor: A tally...for what?
Xen: DUN DUN!!!
Razor: Be quiet.
Xen: Sorry...
Drace: It's a tally for how many times each of us has died.
Razor: *looks at notepad* How long has this been here?

 *The room darkens*

Drace: FOREVER!!
Razor: *looks over to see Xen playing with the lights* Xen, quit it!
Xen: Sorry...
Drace: When one of us dies, the person gets a mark by their name on here.
Razor: Who adds the marks?

 *Drace gets an evil voice*

Drace: NOONE!!!!
Razor: Xen! We know that's your voice!!
Xen: Sorry...
Razor: Let's see if this works...

 *Razor approaches Warxe*

Razor: Warxe! You'll be paying for beer from now on!
Warxe: WHAAAA?? *explodes*
Razor: *runs over to Drace, who has the notepad* Did it work?

 *An extra mark appears by Warxe's name*

Drace: Yep!
Razor: Cool! *pauses* XEN!!!

*Razor turns around to Xen, who is just about to eat him*

Xen: Sorry....

[Tomi]

Tomi: hmmmm...
*goes over, takes a pen, draws a tally mark by Xen's name
Xen: *head a splodes*
Razor:  Hey, Now we know how to get rid of all those random n00bs!

[Darkfox]

*Neth turns into a hellhound and steals the notepad*

Neth: *changes back and laughs* Now I control all your fates!
Ace: THATS MY JOB!! *takes out double desert eagles and shoots Neth* HAHAHAHA! *puts guns away and takes the notepad from Neth's corpse* well now... anyone else want some?

Guy: Duke, are you going to take that?
Duke Nukem: Let it go Johnny... I love livin...
Guy: Your a coward...
Duke Nukem: I'm just not stupid... ZOINKS! *runs away Scooby Doo style*

[ES2005]

Everybody: Look! UP in the sky!
Darkfox: It's a bird!
Red: It's a plane!
ES2005: It's a nuke!
*a nuke falls and everything dies (including the pub itself), and all is transported to Heaven*
Red: Why am I here? I refuse to be here!
*Red falls through the clouds*
Red: WahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
ES2005: At least he's happy...

[Xen]

*Xen wakes up*
Xen: And we all lived happily ever after...

*silence*

Xen: What?

[Darkfox]

(Back on earth, Warxe wakes up in his recliner in his house with the TV still on)

Warxe: Wooh... it was just a dream, and I'm safe!
*NHP jumps up onto his lap holding the newspaper*
NHP: *drops it, it says "Apocolypse"* Everything go boom Mr. Pirate!
Warxe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Wait... YAY! I didn't die! Why are you here anyway?
NHP: I love yo...
Warxe: OH NO!! *runs through the wall*
NHP: What got into him? I was only going to say "I love your blue hair", sheesh... Guys can be so overeactive *laughs*.

[ES2005]

Suddenly the world blew up.
THE EN-
ES2005: FOR GOD'S SAKES, FORUM GAMING THREADS CAN"T END!!
ES32005: IT'S ME!!!
ES2005: Oh god no you again. You don't exist! I told you in the OTHER Charas Pub!
ES32005: Aww....*POOF*

[Kenshin_Sagara]

*KS gets his concious back after pages of standing in the same thinking pose*
KS: What the hells going on around here?
*KS sees stair cases*
KS: uhhh... were those there before?
*KS goes up the stairs and the door closes on him*
KS:ohh ****...
*Stairs and door disapears, wind blows through and no one ever saw him ever ever ever ever again...not that they ever even noticed him...*

[Xen]

Originally posted by Kenshin_Sagara
not that they ever even noticed him...

Xen: Hey! Wasn't that KS?

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Hey... Where did KS go?

[ES2005]

ES2005: He will be sorely missed....
Everyone: Who?
ES2005: You know...KS!
Everyone: WHO?
ES2005: Never mind.
*takes a gun and shoots everyone*
ES2005: They will all be notthatmuchly missed.
*everyone regenerates as zombies except Red, who, well, is all ready a skeleton*
ES2005: Aw crap.