Charas Pub

[Drace]

Grandy: Open the toilet allready man!
Darkfox: We're snapping!
Red: I need to pee man!
*Everyone stops*
Drace: Now I can't be more suprised.

[Darkfox]

Mr. Krabs: *Walks over to Razor* Wanna make a deal? You give me all yer money... and I give you Krabby Patties fer free!

[El Presidente]

*El Prez is listening with a glass onto the wall*
El Prez: Hmm, all I heard was something about Krabby Patties from man named Mr. Krabs... Either its a kind of food, or a nasty disease!
Uncle Sam: Duh, I got the cage for ya boss.
El Prez: Excellent, this Mr. Krabs may be just what we're looking for. He sounds like he could be similar to my good friend Mr. Freeze who was foiled by that pesky Batman! Although no one could be as lame as Mr. Freeze.

*Uncle Sam walks in and attempts to cage the 'Criminal Master-mind' Mr. Krabs*

[Darkfox]

Mr. Krabs: Aghh! Rival fast-food agents! You'll never get me secret recipe!! Tell Plankton he can forget about it!!

[WarxePB]

*Warxe walks in, obviously hypnotized*
Warxe: *mutters something*
Xios: What?
Kratos: He said something about Kingdom Hearts.
Xios: Which is?
*Sora walks in*
Sora: Hi everyone!
Drace: GET 'EM!
Sora: Not so fast! Attack, Warxe!
Warxe: *draws The Hoysha Master (see Complete Resources)*
Sora: He's a KH fanboy now!
Xios: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Kratos: What's so bad?
Xios: Good question.
Sora: Attack!
*Warxe starts swinging his weapon wildly, but fails to hit anything*
Sora: You fool! Attack them! Like this! *flies over to Mr. Krabs and starts beating on him with his keyblade*
Krabs: Hey!
Warxe: Ohhh...
*walks over to Zero and beats on him with his weapon*
Zero: OUCH!
*decapitates Warxe*
Sora: Crap!
Red: You'll never win, Sora!
Sora: Oh, I will... I'll be back! *disappears*
Warxe: *gets up* Well, see y'all later. *walks away*
Kratos: I KNEW it!
Razor: What?
Kratos: That kid Sora is brainwashing innocent people! It's the only explanation for the amount of KH fanpeople.
Krabs: *grabs Razor's safe and tries to sneak away*

[Razor]

Razor: Mr KRABS!!!
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4 hours later
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Razor: Anyone up for Lobster Bisk? (like I know how its spelt, all I know is Elaine had one)

Red: Hey look, tap dancers.
*the Tap Dancing Sepharims tap dance everywhere*
Darkfox: Who knew the highest levels of angels could dance so well?

*Some kind of red siren*

[Drace]

Drace: Look topless dancers.
*Red quickly searches*
Red: WHERE!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!
Drace: *points at a few ugly fat hairy men who are dancing with out there shirts*
Red: I could have know it was a trick of you.
Darkfox: Well hi ladies, i see you have now shirts on.
*Red looks quickly and it are the hairy men again*
Darkfox: You're to easy to fool.
Red: This won't happen again.
Razor: Finally, the playboy bunnies are here.
Red: I'm not going to fool for that again!
Razor: Well that's your problem. Come ladies.
Drace: I want the blond one.
(note: as there is no screen to watch Razor didn't lie about the bunnies)

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Quietly contemplates the meaning of life, merely as a way to stay in the thread without seeming as if he had dissapeared*
Red: "Where'd everyone go?"
MT11: "With the playboy bunnies."
Red: "WHAT? You mean they were real? Why haven't you gone then?"
MT11: "I thought I'd rob the pub while Razor was gone. Then I'll go to the playboy bunnies."
Red: "Not a bad idea..."
*Red and MT11 rob pub*

[Darkfox]

Evil Docter Weil: Little do they know that those girls are actually reploids set up to self destruct in ten seconds... MWAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* darn sore throat... *explosions are heard*

Neth: Why didn't I think of that?
Void: I thought of somthing similar... didn't work though.

Ace: *snaps finger and the cash register opens and he begins to take out the money* I know... petty theft is kinda demeaning for a God Beast, but oh well! I'm a gambler afterall.

[Razor]

*Red and MT11 go behind the bar to rob the pub*
MT11: I'll see what's in this register. *presses open button*
*VERY LOUD SIREN*
Recording of Razor's Voice (RVR): Unauthorised finger print detected. Activating security. *huge metal panels come around and seal off the bar from the pub completely*
Red: What's goin on?
RVR: Depressurizing...
MT11: Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!!! *explodes in a bloody mess*
Red: Jokes on him, I'm already dead.
*A metal panel goes up, allowing the cash register on tracks to move out of the bar, before the panel seals up again*
RVR: Launching...
Red: Say wot?
*The bar launches out of the pub and into the sun*
*A new bar comes out of the floor, and the register slides back into place*

Razor: *walks in doors, covered in ash and black* Hey guys, you wouldn't believe what just happened with the playboy bunnies! I- oh, someone try to rob the bar?
Darkfox: *nods* But now back to what I was doing. *stares forward intently*
Razor: Ahh, Darkfox?
Darkfox: Can't you see I'm busy? *stare*

[Grandy]

*Everybody (that was'nt killed) enter in the new Pub*
 Drace: Okay, I wont pretend I did'nt saw THAT coming
 Grandy: You didn't...
 Drace: Shut up!
 *Someone enter the pub*
 Razor: What do you want?
 *The guy shows a message*
 
 

 Razor: Riiiiiiiiight.....

[Razor]

Originally posted by Grandy
*Everybody (that was'nt killed) enter in the new Pub*
 Drace: You HAD to use the flamethrower on the bunny girls?
 Grandy: They were annoying me.
 *Someone enter the pub*
 Razor: What do you want?
 *The guy shows a message*
 
 

 Razor: Riiiiiiiiight.....

Erm, Grandy?

Originally posted by Darkfox
Evil Docter Weil: Little do they know that those girls are actually reploids set up to self destruct in ten seconds... MWAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* darn sore throat... *explosions are heard*[/B]

[Grandy]

(Oh, sorry, I already edited that post)

[Razor]

DEAR READERS.
PRETEND NONE OF THE LAST FEW POSTS NEVER EXISTED.
THE END.

Red: Even though I was launched into the sun, I'm back here. What does that sign mean?
Razor: What sign?
Red: That one *points to that sign*
Razor: Nothing, nothing, keep drinking.
Red: Who's reading? What posts? Wait a minute -
Razor: Hushhushhushhushhush! Drink!
Red: - is this just a big forum game on the internet? Do we not exist? Are we just characters?!
Razor: No! DRINK!
Red: Oh god! Noone of it's real!
Razor: That's it. *press button on remote* *Agent Smith type people appear*
AS1and2: We are Johnson and Johnson. Come with us, we will make you one of us.
Red: Noooo! *matrix scene ends with Red in mid air going towards AJ1 and AJ2*
Razor: Action poses everyone!



Red: *wakes up on pool table*
Razor: You're awake.
Red: I had this awful dream. That this whole pub is just a forum game on the internet.
Razor: Hahaha, that's crazy talk. Drink!
Red: Yeah, you're probably right.

[El Presidente]

El Prez: *Comes in disguised as a 'mere mortal'*
El Prez: Bar keep, I'm looking for two ruffians who can help me whack someone who's causing me trouble.
Razor: Beer?
El Prez: No, I'm looking for some hired goons! Have you got any who hang around your bar?
Razor: ... Beer?
El Prez: Oh it's no use... it's like Bill Clinton trying to talk to the press after his affair!
Razor: Look pal, if you don't buy some beer, I'll hire some goons who are sitting over there, waiting to be hired, to whack you!
El Prez: I guess I'll have a beer then... But I really need some goons.