Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.

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The last one was a big success, till it got deleted. so lets see it again! It's not an Rp, its just like the Big Emereald... was.
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[Razor]

So...
*waits behind bar for eager drunkards*

[Weregnome]

Weregnome sits patiently at the bar. He picks up his Canadian Club and cola and awaits someone.
WG: Yep.... gr8 idea to reopen it...
Razor: oh Shut up!
*hits weregnome with a baseball bat*
WG on floor.
WG: That better not have knocked my drink!

[Razor]

*puts funnel in WG's mouth and pours his Canadian Club down it*
Razor: there ya go.
Weregnome: Thanks...
*roof collapses*
Razor: ...

[Araloth]

Araloth comes in.

"one mineral water please."

he sits down at the bar and notices WG with a funnel in his mouth. he takes it out.

"hope people dont start 2 kill each other again."

[WarxePB]

*Warxe walks in*

Warxe: Uh... What happened to the roof?
Razor: ...
Warxe: *repairs roof*
WG: Why'd you do that?
Warxe: Now you're obligated to give me free beer!
Razor: Damn obligations....
*gives Warxe a beer*
Warxe: *drinks beer and dies*
Razor: So THAT was the one with poison in it...

[Araloth]

Araloth: "Hmmm... not that nice. REVIVE!" Warxe revives.

*Starts repairing a hole in WG's shoe*

[GhostClown]

*HEY! YOU! I want a chair.*


and Don't ask questions, just get me the chair.

[PikaTira]

Pika grabs the chair Ghostclown is right about the sit on and places it at her table.

[Osmose]

*Walks in*
Moose: Well HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Razor: Uh, hi. Your drink?
Moose: Pepsi One(Don't ask) and a beer for each of my little friends here.
*Thirty or so midget engineers run in and swarm Razor yelling "BEER BEER BEER" in Mini Me voices*
Warxe: Don't I know you?
Moose:Hmmmm..... show me a picture of your mom.
Warxe: ? *Shows wallet pic*
Moose:Nope. You ain't mine.
*Warxe throws up in the chair ghostclown is about to sit in and was stolen*

[chaoticparadox60659]

*60659 Walks In, Looks Around, Rolls Eyes, And Walks Out*

[Osmose]

*pulls cp back in* waitaminute buddeh! Yoiur 00000002 now! and ima higher rank than ya, so now ya hafta do what i say! CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!

*pours a gallon of vodka down cp's throat*

[WarxePB]

Razor: So... Where's the rest of Warxe's Gang?
Warxe: They'll be here shortly.
*Xios walks in*
Xios: I demand a beer! Give me a beer or I will kill the bartender!
Razor: Pay me.
Xios: Payment? Oh yeah...
*cuts Warxe's head off and offers it to Razor*
Razor: Wasn't Odin the one who usually decapitated people?
Xios: Well, he isn't here. Now, give me a beer or end up like him.
Razor: Fine...
*hands Xios a beer. Xios walks out*
Razor: Hey... He stole my mug!
*runs out the door*
Get back here!
Moose: Hey, look! Free beer!

[chaoticparadox60659]

60659 AKA 000000002 : Yes, Sir.

Moose: Now Have Some More!

000000002: I'd Like A Fruit 2 0 With A Shot And A Half Of Vodka In A Clean Glass.

[Razor]

*does the liquid terminator thing and runs after Xios in the funny run*
Razor: Gimme dat mug!
Xios: Nev-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*thud*
Razor:Hmm.... It was worth that mug to see him fall down that open manhole.
*walks back to bar*