Charas Pub

[Weregnome]

Weregnome picks up another funnel and sticks it in his mouth.
WG: Afaloth?
Araloth: Hmmm? U called?
WG: Caf fa get fe mfy befer?
Araloth looked in conmfusion and bagen tipping what he thought was beer in the funnel. WG's head set on fire and he rocked through the roof.
Araloth: Erm... what is this stuff?
Razor: That was... tobasco sauce...
Araloth: Damn... I wish I could read human.
*Everyone crashs*

[Osmose]

Moose starts playing basket ball using one of the engineers as the ball. "I like the sound the ball makes when you dribble it!"

[chaoticparadox60659]

000000002 is so drunk he casts blizzaga on ten or so engineers.

Moose: Hey! Those Things Cost Money You Know!

000000002: Sorry, Sir.

Moose: DOn't Call Me Sir!

000000002: Yes, Sir

[GhostClown]

Does Mannerism










































and yes, I did steal that from Razor, got a problem?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *looks at Moose* What'd you say to me?
Moose: I said that you're an ugly fathead.
Warxe: That's it!
*summons Zero*
Zero: Oh...my...GOD! FREE BEER! *lays under tap and turns it on*
Warxe: Oh yeah... I forgot that Zero's an alcoholic...
Moose: What an idiot. Just like you, Warxe!
Warxe: THAT'S IT! *slaps Moose*
Moose: What was that?
Warxe: Uh...
Moose: *slaps Warxe*
Warxe: *slaps Moose*
*all of Moose's engineers jump on Warxe*
Warxe: Nooooo....
*all that's left of Warxe is his hair*
Zero: Well, that makes my life easier.
*goes back to drinking beer*

[Razor]

Warxe's hair: You know GhostClown stole your mannerism.
Razor: *does mannerism*
Warxe's hair: *does mannerism at that mannerism*
Zero: OMFG!!!111 Haunted hair!!!
Warxe's hair: AHHHHH!!!!
*Drunk Zero chases Warxe's hair with a flamethrower.
Weregnome: Always keep one behind the bar?
Razor: *does mannerism*
WG: *Crash*

[Araloth]

*Araloth hides behind the bar, afraid of the fire*

"That thing can burn me in a millisecond ya know!" Suddenly his cape is on fire. he jumpes into a pit of what he thought was water.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

[Razor]

Razor: so that's where I left my petrol!
Alaroth: DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *running around incredinly fast on fire*
Razor: That's it! Run around, tha't'll quell the flames!
Weregnome: Doesn't that spread the flames?
Razor: Oh yeah.
Alaroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weregnome: Stop drop and roll!
*thud* *rolling sounds* *WHOOMF!*
Razor: so that's where I left my oil!
Alaroth: DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drace]

*Drace quickly runs inside and hides behind the bar*
Razor: What ya doing?
Drace: If the police comes I'm not here!
*Police walks in*
Police: Anybody saw Drace?
*Everyone points to the bar*
Drace: ****!
*Grabs machinegun and shoots one cop*
Police: He we wanted to retunr your lost money!
Drace: That's what they all say!
*Gunfight begins, 1 cop shoots razor in the head*

[Razor]

*Razor does matrix thing*
Razor: Idea!
*Razor deletes cops*
Drace: Thank you... *turns into Agent Smith* ...Mr Anderson...
Razor: Crap... not again.

[Araloth]

Araloth, still on fire: "hey theres another cop left!"

*jumps on cop, setting him on fire*

Now i need some water plz!

*Iam walks out of Araloth and does a water spell on him*
*Priz walks out of Araloth and does a heal spell on him*
*Gorin walks out of Aralot and does a* "NOOO DONT!" *Fire spell on him* "AAAARGH!" *start all over again*

[Drace]

*Real Drace comes running inside*
Araloth: Water I need water!!!
Drace: Ok
*Summons Leviathan*
Drace: Leviathan, use tidal wave on Araloth
*Leviathan suddenly turns into Ifrit and uses Hellfire*
Drace: Sorry
*Looks at Smith*
Drace: There you are.
*Runs towards Smith but get's punched back*

[Weregnome]

Weregnome looks in annoyance at Zero.
WG: U know....too much of that stuff is bad...
Zero stops drinking: No it isn't. How can beer be bad?!
WG:..... your a robot...
Zero stops.
Zero: Oh... No...
Zero explodes. Everyone does a mannerism. WG takes Zero's place.

[Araloth]

"Stop the fire plz!" Araloth yelled.
suddenly everything was normal.
"Huh?" Ifrit said.

"Die you Fire Fiend! Holy Tree!"
Holy Tree: "Ultima!"
Ifrit dies.
Drace: "Uh-oh." *uses G-Arise*
"Holy Tree!" "Mercanosis!"
Ifrit is casted into the spirit world.

[WarxePB]

*Warxe walks in*

Razor: Huh? I thought Zero killed you.
Warxe: You can never kill me.
Speaking of Zero, where did he go?
*kicks Zero's head* O_o
WG: *still drinking*
Warxe: *looks at charred remains of chair* I'm not even going to ask...
Smith: Welcome... Mr. Phoenixblade.
Warxe: Why is he here?
*turns into a Smith clone*

*Warxe walks in*
Smith: Wha...Huh...Uh...
*blows up*