Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Hey isn't Eric Idle that guy who sings that Universe song in The Meaning Of Life?
*people mannerism*
Razor: I better get an answer.
The corpse of Eric Idle: you will Mr Razor, just you wait!
Razor: Quiet you *cocks shotgun*

[Araloth]

Drunk Araloth: Hey waitress heheheh
Cloak: *burns araloth, only his eyeballs remain*
Osmose: But i thought he didnt even drink beer?
Araloth's eyes: No, but i get drunk of too many water.
Red Giant: *splashes water over eyes*
Super- drunk eyes: *start flying all over the place*: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[chaoticparadox60659]

*Razor Revive Araloth w/o his eyes*

Bahamut Negative One: *Does Mannerism*

Razor: O_o Now That's Odd...

Warxe: Yeah.... I've Never Seen A Summon Do A Mannerism...

Number 2: I Think The Proper Wording Is "I've Never Seen A Summon -Does Mannerism- Before"

Warxe: Oh, Is It? Razor Is He Right?

Razor: He's Right Warxe.

Odin: Is He Right Warxe??

Warxe: Hes Right Odin.

Moose: Is He Right, Odin?

Odin: He's Right, Osmose.
 
Zero: Is He Right Osmose?

Moose: He's Right, Zero?

Araloth: Is He Right Zero?

Zero: He's Right, Araloth.

Eric: Is He Right Araloth?

Everoyne: SHUT UP!!!!

*Everybody Does Mannerisms*

Cloak (Walking In): I Think He's Wrong *Does Mannerism*

*Everybody Sweatdrops*

Number 2: I Hate THat F***ing Cloak....

Araloth: Yeah, But I've Never Seen A Cloak -does mannerism- Before...

Zero: Is That That The Right Way To Say It, Araloth?

Araloth: I Don't Know Zero Is It He Right Way?

Zero: I Don't Know. Hey Osmose! Is He Right?

Moose: I Don't Know. Hey Odin! Is He Right?

Odin: I Don't Know. Hey Warxe! Is He Right?

Warxe: I Don't Know. Hey Razor! Is He Right?

Razor: *Does Mannerism*

Cloak: GAAH!!! *Stabs Razor*

Razor: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? GET THE F*** OUT OF MY PUB!!!!

Number 2: *Does Mannerism*

*Everyone Glares At Number 2*

Drunken Eye # 2: *Does Mannerism*

*Everyone Starts To Leave*

Razor: Hey, DOnt Leave!!! I'll Give You Free Beer!

Everyone: FREE BEER!!!!

*twice As Many People Run In And Storm THe Bar, Taking Lots Of Free Beer...

[Araloth]

Araloth: *grabs his eyes and sticks them in their sockets*
Razor: stop the mannerisms!
*Araloth does a mannerism*
*drunk eye #1 does a mannerism*
*drunk eye #2 does a mannerism*
moose: i didnt know eyes had hands....
*eyes slap moose*
Araloth: too crowded here.... whispers
*everyone turns into grass*

[chaoticparadox60659]

*Grass Does Mannerism*
*Blade Of Grass That Was Cloak Burns Them All*
*Razor Revives Cloak, Warxe, Wereegnome, Warxe's Gang, Moose, Number 2, Red Giant, Drace, And Five Or Six Midget Engineers*

Moose: Thank You.

[Drace]

Drace: Didn't even noticed I died.
*Revived Drace turns in mr Smith and kills CP60659*
Drace: Damm you mr Smith!
*Stabs a knife in his neck*
Smith: Good bey mr Anderson.

[Araloth]

ugh plz stop the matrix thing

Araloth:
No your grass! *whispers again*
*everyone turns into glasses of beer*
Araloth: Too bad i dont like it....
Bone Glass: Hey Razor! can i drink you?
Hairy Glass: *runs away being chased by bone glass* WAAAAAAH!

[chaoticparadox60659]

* A Little Glass WIth A Suit And Sunglasses Stabs The GHlass In THe Trenchcoat With Its Hande, Trenhcoat Glass Becomes A CLone Of THe Sunglass One*

*Glass Clearly Labed "2" Does Mannerism*

*Several Incredibly Small Glasses Atack Number 2 Glass...*

[Razor]

*Razor walks around stealing money from the people getting free beer*

Warxe: Have you seen my wallet?
Razor: *looks at collected pile* I think this one's yours.
Warxe: Thanks... hey, where's my money?
Razor: *looks at collected money* Uh... I dunno...
Warxe: *goes to walk somewhere else*
Razor: Oh yeah, by the way. No. Odin was wrong about Moose being right about Zero being right about Alaroth saying it right. It is "Yeah, but I've never seen a Cloak do a mannerism before..."
Warxe: No one said they were right, they were asking if they were.
Razor: Look, I'm not taking back what I just said. It stands. Got it?

[Araloth]

quite weird cuz they're all glasses of beer _weat_

*picks a leafy wallet from the pile*
Araloth: No its that I was right about razor being right about moose being wrong about red being right about zero being right!"
Moose: UHHHHHH??
Araloth: Hey Gorin, come help me im not that good at stealing!
Gorin: *walks out of araloth, grabs an unknown amount of money, casts a grow spell at leaf wallet and puts the money in it*
Araloth: Thanks. *casts a shrink spell at the leaf*

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Hey isn't Eric Idle that guy who sings that Universe song in The Meaning Of Life?

Yes, he's a monty pythoner. And he sings "Always look on the bright side of life" in The Life Of Brian, "That's Death" in a discworld game and his latest song: "F**k the FFC".

*Pours beer everywhere and then sets it alight laughing manically*

Unfortunately only Eric was killed in the blaze.

[Razor]

Eric: IT BURNS!!!
Razor: Get back in yer cupboard. *closes cupboard door*
Eric: John Cleese got a role in Shrek 2. Where's my role! Where's my role??

[Weregnome]

Weregnome walks off to a corner with his Canadian Club. He stares at everyone in anger.
WG: No one shall have my precious....

[Drace]

Drace: WHAT!!!!!! He got the one ring!
*Samwise, Frodo, Pipin, Merry, Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf, Legolas and Gimli comes running in*
Gandalf: There he is he got the ring!
*Legolas shoots a bow in WG's neck*
Legolas: 1 you're getting slow Gimli.
Drace: He wait, he doesn't have the ring.
Gimli: You all have waisted our time, so you shall die.
*Razor grabs a shotgun from behind the desk and shoots gimli*
Gimli: Ok, I think we need to go now

[Osmose]

Moose: *yawn* are they making me say wierd things again? okay then...