Charas Pub

[Razor]

crazy like a fox!

[Conan Edigawa]

Jimmy: hey can i have a beer!

Razor: dont you see there is danger all around!!

Jimmy: huh? oh you mean the tigers? nah been there done that
now can i have a beer?

[Osmose]

Moose: *yawn* Dude, fill up my soda, it's getting low.*Falls asleep again*

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Osmose
Moose: *yawn* Dude, fill up my soda, it's getting low.*Falls asleep again*

U DEAD NOW DIE NOW PLEASE NOW

[Drace]

Drace walks out of the toilet.
Drace: I think it's broke.
Razor: What did ya do!?
Drace: I only pushed some assisin in it, what drowned.
Razor: You are gonna pay for the damage.
Drace: Ok but give me my beer now!!!

[Osmose]

Moose: Who killed me? *yawn*

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Osmose
Moose: Who killed me? *yawn*

Stop pretending you're not interested. *Kills moose*

[SaiKar]

*kicks in the door and pulls out a piece of parchment*

This bar is in violatation of the Charas Forum Gaming Quality Act. Specifially, this thread contains too many mannerisms, too many midgets, and one Sephiroth. The bar is condemned and you are all under arrest.

*army of semi-skilled police goons rush in to apprehend bar patrons*

[Red Giant]

*Cuts semi-skilled officers in half*

Red: Ha! Now they have no skills!
No-skills semi-officer: Duhh....


EDIT: Wait... Or would they have a quarter skills?

[WarxePB]

Originally posted by SaiKar
This bar is in violatation of the Charas Forum Gaming Quality Act. Specifially, this thread contains too many mannerisms, too many midgets, and one Sephiroth. The bar is condemned and you are all under arrest.

*Seph walks in*
Seph: Under arrest? You'll have to catch me first...
*starts running, but trips and falls*
Police goon: *cuffs Seph* Take him to the station, boys!
*Zero gets up from behind the bar* Condemmed? That means no more beer... *stumbles around in a drunken rage* No one takes my beer!

[Osmose]

Moose: Wah! A ghost again? How many times.... must... kill...me..... *snore*

SIDENOTE - Moose is very sleepy for no reason whatsoever.

[linkline91]

*linkline walkes in and everybody stares at her then rolles her eyes and walks out.*

[Red Giant]

*Chisles off Mooses antlers in his sleep*

[Razor]

*Looks at minor mayhem going on*
Razor: Screw this, I'm getting pissed. *starts drinking*

[Cyber Ninja]

Cyber Ninja: i need a beer
Razor: we dont wount your kind here
Cyber Ninja: What, its because im a ninja!!!!
Red Giant: u need a bud ninja *gives a bud*
Cyber Ninja: u no, tis is not a bad place after all............. u need a dvd player