Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: ... *picks up a steel chair and crushes it up into a small ball and lays it down in front of Razor* Question answered?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *looks at TV*
TV: What do you want? *shoots Warxe* *Warxe gets up*
TV: Huh?
Warxe: Go ahead. Shoot me again.
TV: *shoots Warxe* *Warxe gets up again*
Warxe: Fwa ha ha ha!!!
TV: *shoots Warxe multiple times* *Warxe gets up*
TV: AHHHHHH! *runs out of bar screaming*
Warxe: Okay, can I get a towel or something?
Red: Huh? *looks at multiple bulletholes in Warxe*
Razor: I wonder... WG, hold Warxe down for me.
WG: *too drunk to care*
Razor: Okay, then. Red, come over here. What we need to do is *whispers in Red's ear*
Red: I don't have ears.
Razor: *scribbles on a piece of paper and hands it to Red*
Red: I can't read.
Razor: Dammit... Just hold him down.
Red: *holds Warxe down*
Razor: *opens Warxe's mouth and pours beer into it*
Warxe: What are you doing? *beer leaks out of bullet holes*
Razor: It can be our new tourist attraction! Warxe, the amazing human sieve!
Warxe: I'm not human.
Razor: Quiet. *pins Warxe to a wall*

[Razor]

Razor: ... *grabs a customers can of beer*
Guy: Hey my beer!
Razor: *attempts to crush it longwise but fails. then he puts it on ground and jumps on it, slipping on beer and falling over backwards. he gets up and holds somewhat crushed beer can and -puts it infront of LW* No.

[SaiKar]

*the ground rumbles and shakes for a while*

*Sai'Kar comes back in*

Sai'Kar: I HAVE DONE IT! FWA HA HA!
Warxe: Done what?
Sai'Kar: I have acomplished my lifelong dream! Using antigravity technology, I have finally created a... FLYING BAR!
Razor: *looks out window* Yep, she's right. We are up in the air now.
Red: Why the heck was it your lifelong dream to create a flying bar?!
Sai'Kar: Ah... well... you know, it is just one of those things.

[Darkfox]

*Lightwolf draws his claws and swings them downward leaving a small trail, part of the bartable and the crushed items are split into sections samurai style!*

Lightwolf: Hmmmm?

[Razor]

*Razor grabs telephone book and preceeds to rip it in half*
*after that fails, he rips each individual page out*
Razor: Hahaha, yeah!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Doesn't anyone care that I'm pinned to the wall?
Sai: No, not really.
Red: Who said that?
*Razor sticks a sign saying "The Amazing Human Sieve" beside Warxe*
Warxe: *Sigh*

[Darkfox]

*Darfox walks over to Warxe and looks, lifts up his finger to say somthing but stops*

Darkfox: Why is this bar flying, and more importantly... how did you become pinned to the wall? By the way, does that hurt?

[Razor]

*Razor puts on a funny hat to distract LightWolf*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Sai made the bar float. Some guy shot me, and I kept resurrecting myself. Now, I have a bunch of holes in me, and Razor's exploiting me as a "human sieve". And no.
DF: Indeed... *walks away*
Warxe: Hey! Aren't you going to help me?
DF: No.
Warxe: Okay, fine... *thinks* I summon thee, Cloak!
Sai: What about the incantation?
Warxe: I've given up on incantations. *Cloak walks in*
Cloak: Hmm, I don't recall this place floating...
Warxe: Cloak! Help me!
Cloak: Human Sieve? *buys beer from Razor and forces Warxe to drink it* *beer flows out of bullet holes* Cool!
Warxe: Come on, get me down from here...
Cloak: You know what? I don't think I will. *sits at bar*

[Darkfox]

*Another Darkfox walks by the Darkfox that walked away*

Darkfox 1: Huh? What are you doing here?
Darkfox 2: I was going to ask the same thing imposter! You don't even wear the crest!
Darkfox 1: Curses! You have found me out! For I am Darkstar the Galactic Pirate! Take this! *throws punch but gets flung away out another side of the bar*

Darkstar blasting off agaaaaaain!

Real Darkfox: *sees Warxe* I shall avenge your death!
Warxe: But I'm not...
Darkfox: Die machine of evil! *destroyes the antigravity device with spirit saber, the bar begins to fall* ...ooopsie...

[Razor]

*everyone is pinned up against the roof, except for Warxe, who is stuck to the wall still*

Razor: Ok everyone!!! We are approaching the earth at about 500mph, and when we land we will hit the floor with that much speed! Blame Darkfox!

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Darkfox: It was a accident... it was his fault! *points to Weregnome who is in explicably still on the floor, drinking beer at a table.
Weregnome: Gah?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *summons giant trampoline* *pub hits trampoline*
Razor: Why are we going up?
Red: Something about a giant trampoline...

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: This is fun!!

Lightwolf: I think I'm going to be sick...

[Razor]

Razor: So now we are pinned against the floor, thanks to warxe.
People: Booo!!
Warxe: it was his fault! *points to weregnome, who is still normal*
Weregnome: Bah?

*bar reaches point before going down again*
Razor: Sweet we are floating in mid air! This is cool!
Weregnome: Aww I wanna join in.
*cash register floats precariously close to bar exit*
Razor: My money! *swims to the cash register but misses.... and falls out side the bar*
Razor: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...

Red: Will we ever see him again?
DF: Well, since this bar is alot heavier than him, we should bipass him soon.
*everyone gets stuck to roof again*
Red: Oh, there he goes.
Razor: Hi guys!