Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Isn't someone going to help him?
Red: Nah.
Cloak: I've always wanted to skydive... *jumps out of pub*
Warxe: ...
Sai: It's the trampoline! *pub hits trampoline and goes up again*

[SaiKar]

Sai'Kar: A bouncing bar? Hmm, not quite what I was hoping for but it is sure fun! *looks out the window and sees Cloak flying up and Razor falling back down.
Warxe: Hey! Lemme down and maybe I can fix the antigrav thing.
Sai'Kar: Sure. *gets him down*
Warxe: ... nope, cannot fix it. Seeya! *dives out the door*
Sai'Kar: ...

[WarxePB]

*Sai looks out of window, sees Warxe-shaped hole in the ground*
Kratos: He missed the trampoline.
Sai: Huh? Why are you here?
Kratos: I've been asking myself that question for about a week...
Razor: HELLOOOOOooooo... *fades out*

[Razor]

Razor: Hahaha -
Kratos: ?
Razor: haha! You -
Kratos: I wish he would stop gonig up and down.
Razor: can't leave my
Kratos: Its starting to make me ill.
Razor: bar! It won't
Kratos: Maybe I should get more beer.
Razor: let you! Whaha
Kratos: At least its free.
Razor: No! Stay away fr
*Kratos goes to beer*
Razor: om that! Nooo!!!

[WarxePB]

*something explodes*
Sai: What happen?
Red: Someone set us up the bomb.
WG: We get signal.
Sai: What?
WG: Main screen turn on.
*screen lowers from ceiling*
Sai: It's you!
Razor: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
Sai: What you say?
Razor: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha...
WG: Captain!
Sai: Take off every 'ZIG'
Move 'ZIG'...
for great justice.
Kratos: What are you talking about?
Sai: Good question... *everyone goes back to doing random things*

[Razor]

*Razor manages to grab on to the door and pull himself in*
Razor: quickly! seal all gaps! *gets selleys no more gaps to the doors and windows*
Warxe: Why?
Razor: We bounced off the trampoline funny. We're heading for the sea!
*Bar goes under*
WG: Won't we suffocate though?
Razor: ...
Warxe: Nah, we'll drown *points to water coming through anyway*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Now tell me, do you mean the sea or the ocean, and what ocean are we in?

[Razor]

Razor: Do you need to be so factual right now?
*water up to ankles*
*BUT HE'S STANDING ON HIS HEAD!!! not really*

[SaiKar]

Sai: *whips out a convient map* Geography lesson time. Charas World is actually composed of a bunch of fairly good sized continents, but the traditional worldy capital has been here *taps the map* on the island of All of All. It is kind of mountainous and not very hospitabl-
Darkfox: Your lesson bores me. Get on with it.
Sai'Kar: Right. Basically, All of All island is off the coast of the main continent of Actually Get Stuff Done. We, by luck, are plumetting towards the continent side, so I suppose it would be proper to call this a sea rather then an ocean, as it is much shallower.

*she pauses for a moment*

Sai'Kar: It is still a few hundred feet deep though, so maybe we should get out of here.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Ahem. I'm no genius...
Darkfox: So true
Lightwolf: ... ... ... ahem, but if we are like a hundred feet deep, how will we hold our breath that long?
Darkfox: Hmmmmmmm....

[Razor]

Razor: Wait, how long until the pressure starts to crush us?
*blood starts dripping out of Razor's nose and ears*
Razor: Uhoh... we're in trouble here! And we're still sinking lower and lower...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I've got an idea!
Razor: Really?
Warxe: Not really. But I'll think of one in awhile...
Sai: How about you summon some kind of giant crane to pull us out of the ocean?
Warxe: That works. *summons giant crane*
Razor: Uh, Warxe?
Warxe: Yes?
Razor: It doesn't do us a lot of good underwater.
Warxe: You're right. *summons a really big whale*
Red: A whale?
Warxe: Just watch. *Pub gets eaten by whale*

[SaiKar]

*Sai wanders out of the pub inside the whale's gullet*

Sai'Kar: What the... this is no whale. It is actually a secret base lead by crazed militants!
Crazed militants: HUH?! We have been discovered! Attack!

[Razor]

*Razor jumps all matrixy and throws a keg of beer that explodes killing some miliants*
Sai: I wish people would stop ripping that off.
*guns ablaze, Razor grabs a chair and throws it to some more guys, it explodes killing them*
Darkfox: That just doesn't make sense.
*Razor grabs warxe and throws him, exploding and killing some other guys*
Sai: Riiight.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: I shall summon Leviathan! *Pulls out a shell horn and blows, a rumbling is heard then the door opens, a figure walks in* Levinna!?
Levinna: Uncle Leviathan's busy, now whats the problem.
Lightwolf: Hello nurse!
Wakko: Thats our line! *hits Lightwolf with a mallet*