Charas Pub

[Red Giant]

Red:

*Lifts car and throws it at Warxe, killing Razor and Sai in the explosion*

Mwahahahaha!! Take THAT militants!!!

WG: Red, that was on page fif-
Red: SILENCE!! BOTH OF YOU!! *Decapitates WG*
Mwahahahahahaha!!!

Guy: Who is that freaking loony?
Red: *sob* You had me at loony.
Guy: What?
Red: I said good day!
*walks out of pub and comes through the back door*
I'm not drunk anymore, fix it!

[Xen]

Xen's voice: Helllllooooooooo!!! Anyone there?
I'm still down here!!! Helloooo?

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Thats it, I'm calling Cereberus... *whistles* here boy!

[Red Giant]

I know! Let's dress in grass skirts and make fun of lawnmowers!!

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: What is the lawnmowers decide to attack?

[Xen]

Xen:Ah, the hell with it!!!

*Xen transforms into a massive dark dragon and flies out of the Charas Pub's roof, making yet another mess of it*

Xen:*as his voice fades into the distance*Someone should fix that!!!

[Red Giant]

Well that woz weird.
Anyway, if the lawnmowers attack, we use the hidden mystery prize as a club.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Not the salami!

Levinna: I... prefer fish.

[Drace]

*Drace goes out the pub*

3 DAYS LATER

*Drace enters the pub*
Drace: Razor, xen, darkfox, lightwolf and all the other goo custumors come.
*Takes all to a new pub*
Drace: I made a new one.

[Razor]

Razor: You dastard!
Drace: ?
Razor: It was my pub, MINE! ME ME ME!!!
Drace: I was just tryin to be ni-
Razor: MY PUB! MY PUB!!!
*Razor gets into a ghost uniform and summons a nuke strike*
****Warning: Nuclear Launch Detected.****
Sai: More nukes?
Drace: But I was been nice...
*BLAU-O!!!!*
*Razor by a bar for 1400 ore*
Razor: Stupid thing, you're taking forever!
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
Darkfox: Stop pressing that Razor.
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Construction complete.****
An exact replica of the original bar (note: not the one Seth Aechi made) appears.

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Mind telling me where we are now? In the middle of the ocean, or on land, or in the air or space or WHAT?!

[Red Giant]

On land. We got... putted there. More importantly *Cocks shotgun* Fork over some beer.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Burn, baby! *summons flamethrower and attempts to torch pub*
Kratos: No, Warxe! You must learn to control your urges!
Warxe: Yes... master... *goes into trance*
Kratos: Good boy. *grabs flamethrower and points it at Razor* Gimme some beer, or this pub's coming down.

[Xen]

*Xen walks into the bar totally black*

Xen: WTF? I was havin' a nice drink an' then the pub went BOOM! on me! I want to talk to the o....
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon*

Xen:RROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!

*Everyone turns and laughs before carrying on with whatever they were doing*

Xen:Hmm..... Maybe I should work on that.....

[Drace]

Guy from Phoenix1: Look a tiny dragon.
Guy from Phoenix2: Isn't he cute.
Drace: Throw him out dragons destroy bars.
Guy from Phoenix1+2: Yes sir.
*Throws the dragon out*
Xen: I would have gotten away with it if you meddling guy's from Phoenix weren't there.
Drace: Take it to Scooby Doo.

[Red Giant]

Red: *To mirror* Yo momma so fat she jump in the air and got stuck.