Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I need something to do... *summons magic paintbrush*
DF: What's that?
Warxe: *creates replica of Cloud's buster sword* That.
Kratos: I don't get it.
Warxe: *attempts to lift buster sword, but cannot due to the fact that it's friggin heavy*
Red: I know kung fu!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *Picks up the buster sword with Warxe still hanging on to it* I don't see what the problem is... Don't seem all that heavy to me.

[Xen]

*Xen respawns*
Xen: Damn sandwich transformation! I agree with you Darkfox. The large weapons aren't that heavy...
*Whips out large demon blade*
Xen: Like this for instance! Lets get some frag points! I'm gettin' Warxe first!
Warxe: What? What I'd do?
Xen: Wrong answer!
*Xen cuts Warxe's head off*

Mm-mm-mm-m-monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!!!!

Warxe was decapitated by Xen, Xen gains one frag point.

Xen: Cool!
Lightwolf: Unreal Tournament effect again...

*Warxe respawns*

[Drace]

Drace: Watch it with that sword Xen or I'm gonna make you eat your parents!

[Xen]

Xen: An' I'll make you eat this sword! It's a big filler!

[Razor]

*slow motion*
*the window suddenly smashes inwards*
*Razor rolls, gets up, brandishing a Sniper Rifle. Before anyone can react, he starts aiming, and pulls the trigger*
Blau!
HEAD SHOT
Blau!
DOUBLE KILL
Blau!
MULTI KILL
Blau!
ULTRA KILL
Blau!
M-MM-MM-MONSTER KILL KILL kill kill *...*

Razor: I love this game!
Warxe: Who died?
Razor: Hosers.
Warxe: *looks to Razor's corpse* Wait, aren't you dead?
Razor: No, why would you - Oh my God! This man is my exact double! Hey! That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff! Here puff!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *summons a gunblade*
Razor: Here puf... huh?
Warxe: Die! *stabs Razor and shoots him at the same time*
Razor: Gugh! *dies*
DF: Mm-mm-mm-m-monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!!!!

Razor was stabbed and shot by Warxe. Warxe gets one frag point.
Warxe: Yipee!
*Another Razor jumps through the window*
Warxe: Another one?
Razor: No, I'm the real Razor.
Warxe: Prove it!
Razor: My blog's the greatest!
Warxe: Oh, okay.
*Kratos comes out of nowhere with a skill ring around him*
Kratos: GRAVE! *sharp rocks jut out of the ground, impaling Warxe*
DF: Mm-mm-mm-m-...
Kratos: Shut up.

[Razor]

*just to prevent any embarrassment, monster kills only occur when getting 5+ kills in a row, with at most about 1 second in between*

[Xen]

Xen: More points for Xen!
*Smashes sword into a wall Razor is tanding by. The wall collapes and crushes him*
Warxe: Come get some Xen! *Pulls out machine gun*
Xen: Heh. Thats nothing!
*Warxe opens fire on Xen and Xen darts toward him. Xen ricochets the bullets of his sword and decapitates him once again*
Xen: Not too hard!
*Drace approches Xen wielding a Rocket Launcher*
Xen: Crap!
Drace: Dodge this!
*Drace fires it toward Xen. He dodges it but it homes in on him.*
Xen: WTF?
Drace: Heh! Heat seekin' missles!
*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen: Gotta lose it!
*Xen flies away with the rocket following him*
Xen: I ain't gonna lose it! But I have an idea!
*Xen flies past Drace and sets him on fire. The rocket homes in on him and blows him up*
Xen: Nothin' I can't handle!

[Darkfox]

(Yeah, and I don't say it, it's done by some weird voice that comes out of nowhere)

[Xen]

Xen: 3 Frag points for Xen!!! Nothing can stop me now!
*Razor and Drace respawn*
Kratos: Come over here Xen!
Xen: Another eh?
*Xen transforms back and Kratos gets a skill ring around him*
Kratos: GRAVE!
Xen: OH CRAP!
*The rocks try and impale Xen, but his sword blocks them, pushing him up with the moving earth*
Xen: Usin' spells eh? Not very expert like...
Kratos: But you can transform into a Dragon!
Xen: That's different! Now! Where were we?
Kratos: Oh yeah! *Gets skill ring*
Xen: Not again!
Kratos: GRAVE!
*Xen avoids the 'GRAVE!' attack*
Xen: Screw this!
*Xen throws his sword at Kratos*
Kratos: GR...
*Xen's sword impales Kratos on a wall*
Xen: Another Frag point! That makes 4!!!

*Kratos Respawns*

[Weregnome]

Wg walks in and mannerisms... walking away.

[Drace]

*turns of the power*
Xen: What who turned of the power i was winning.
Razor: I say it was RG
Rg: Nope i'm here
Razor: Who was it then.
Darkfox: Wait why are we mad?
Razor: Someone turned of the power and our game is on the comp with the virtual reality ****.
Darkfox: Ohhhhh, ok

[Red Giant]

Red: Who needs a virtual reality? We have beer! *Chugs beer*

[Xen]

Xen: Yeah! And milk!!! *Chugs milk*
Although I WAS winning......