Charas Pub

[Red Giant]

Red: Maaan, you can't descend into a drunken state on milk! Unless it's milk from the corner shop down the road. They sell some freaky stuff.

Corner Shop guy: YOU MAY CHECK IN, BUT YOU MAY NEVER CHECK OUT!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Red: Wouldn't that limit your sucess due to the dependence on repeat buissness in this semi-urban area?

CSG: ... I never thought of it like that...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Gimme a beer.
Razor: *hands Warxe a beer*
Kratos: *looks around* I think that dragon's gone.
Xen: I'm right here.
Kratos: *Skill ring* THUNDER BLADE! *A giant sword falls from the sky, smashes a hole in the roof, and electrocutes Xen*
Warxe: That didn't hurt him.
Kratos: Gah. I'll just have to use my backup strategy.
*Kratos slaps Xen*
Xen: Ouch!
*Kratos draws Flamberge (cool glowing fire sword) and attempts to behead Xen*
Razor: Okay, that's enough!
Warxe: And it was just getting good...

[Xen]

Xen: I can't stand these Dragon Haters!
*Transforms back to normal*
Xen: Maybe a should pay a trip to that corner shop....

[Xen]

*Xen enters the pub,pissed out of his brains, holding a bottle of milk*
Xen: *hic* Wha...you..loooookkin....at?
Red: Let me guess.... you went to that corner shop, didn't you?
Xen: Corners? *hic* Ooooofff cooourrssse *hic* my head *hic has corners! *hic*
Red: This is turning out to be quite funny...
Xen: *hic* Miiilllk is *hic* the.....best.....best...drink *hic* anyone cou *hic* could EVER have! *hic*
Red: Lemme see that bottle! *snatches milk bottle from Xen* Hmm....
Razor: What does it say?
Red: It seems that our friend here has been drinking milk packed full alcohol!
Razor: Well DUH! That explains the drunk attitude!
Xen: I could *hic* do anything for *hic* some money...
Razor: Quiet you!
Red: It also says in teeny tiny print, it has an alcohol rating of err..... 300%? That shop IS crazy!
Razor: And he's drunk half of it already!
Red: MAN! He'll have one HELL of a hangover when he sobers up!
Razor: Wouldn't that kill him?
Red: Well, he has the strength of a Dragon so getting drunk of a very high alcohol rating probably wouldn't kill him.... It'll probably just give him lethal brain damage...
Kratos: Now's my chance to kill him!
*Kratos draws his flamberge and runs toward the drunken Xen*
Razor: Ahem!
Kratos: Oh! I wasn't doing nothin' Razor!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *grabs milk bottle from Xen and drinks the rest of it. He instantly passes out.*
Kratos: You think he's dead?
Razor: Nah. And even if he is, he'll just resurrect himself.
Red: Hmmm? What have we got here? *sees Zero behind the bar*
Zero: Urgh..*hic*.. My head *hic* has cymbals... *passes out*

[Xen]

Xen: Heeeeeeyyy! *hic* Whhhyyyss everyone f..*hic* fallin' asleep? *hic* Whhh *hic* wher'd my m...milk g*hic*go?
Red: They're passing out Xen!
Xen: Paaaaasssss....oooouuuuttt.........*hic*
You ain't *hic* givin' me my *hic* my......mmiilk! I'lllllll kiiiilllll....you!
*Xen takes a drunken swipe at Red, misses and collapse to the ground*
Red: Hmmm.....

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *laughs* Lightweights.

[Xen]

Red: But the alcohol rating is 300%.... Can you withstand that Lightwolf?
Razor: It's still funny to see these drunkards lying around though... I mean, just look at them!
*They all stare at the 3 drunks on the ground*
Lightwolf: I just wanna see the looks on their faces when they recover and have no recollection of what's happened to them....
Xen: I...I...*hic* could...do....any*hic*anything for some *hic* money!
Razor: I said quiet!
Lightwolf: Xen especially!

[Red Giant]

*Grabs bottle and shoves it down lightwolfs throat*

[WarxePB]

*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: ...Who am I?
Kratos: Heh... He's amnesiac.
Razor: What?
Kratos: He has no idea who he is.
Warxe: Who am I, mister?
Kratos: Your name is... Smack Boy. Your job is to get killed all the time and resurrect yourself.
Warxe: Are you sure?
Red: Yep.
Razor: That's it.
Warxe: No, it isn't. I'm Warxe.
Kratos: No, you're Smack Boy.
Warxe: I'm Warxe. I was doing that to see if I could fool you guys.
Red: Well, it worked.
Warxe: Of course it worked, Red. You don't even have a brain.
Red: Why you little - *stabs Warxe with bony fingers*

[Drace]

Drace: I don't know why everyone get's drunk so easely, i mean i'm drinking this damm beer the whole time, sixth  bottle now, and i'm still not drunk.
Razor: What did you say.
Drace: I don't get drunk!
Razor: I don't understand you, your to drunk.
Drace's Real voice: Bwah weh jo kla je hna djs je *passes out*
Razor: Yup he's drunk.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *Regurgitates the bottle hitting Red in the head*

[Xen]

*Xen sobers up and gets up off the ground*
Xen: Ohhh.....my...head.... What the hell happened?
Razor: You...err....got drunk...
Xen: Well, I have a terrible hangover, I've forgot about anything that I've done and I feel GREAT!
Razor: Great? You sure?
Xen: Yep!
Razor: Why?
Xen: How the hell should I know?
Red: Well, you did vis...
Razor: *Butting in* We don't know what's happened either!
Xen: Oh well....
Lightwolf: Aww.... No stupid looks on his face....
*Xen walks up to the exit*
Xen: Oh yeah! I was gonna check that corner shop out!
Red: Here we go again...

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: I'm going to the mall... for no real reason at all. *walks out*

[Xen]

Xen: Hmm.... Oh we...
*Hey! WTF? I'm trapped inbetween the action marks! I wonder how this happened?*
Narrator: Hee hee!
*Damn you Narrator! When I get from between these action marks, I'll rip you head off! Tries to get out but fails. Crap!*
Red: Err... how do we know if he's doing actions or not?
Razor: We don't...
*Can anyone help me? Please?*
Red: Okay this is getting too wierd...
Lightwolf: Damn straight!
*Don't just stare! Help Me! Starts to hit action marks. LET ME OUT DAMMIT!*
Razor: I'm really confused...