Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

-Cloak: No one asked you.
-Psy: Awww....

-Odin: How about we play Monopoly, Charas Pub Edition? *pulls out a Monopoly box with Razor's head on Uncle Moneybucks' body*
-Drake: Where'd you get that?
-Odin: Razor sold it to me.
-Kratos: But Monopoly isn't any fun without lots of people playing.
*Zero, Seph and Random N00B 22 walk in*
-Cloak: But that's only 6 people...
-RN22: what abot me
-Odin: You don't count. ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates RN22*
-Seph: I hate Monopoly. Ever since Kefka and Ansem beat me at it that one day, I've never been the same...
-Zero: I brought my own piece! *pulls out a mini version of his head, then goes to get a beer*
-Kratos: That's still only 5 people. We need at least one more.
*Samus walks in*
-Samus: Have any of you seen any Space Pirates?
-Cloak: Nope.
-Odin: Hey, you wanna play Monopoly with us?
-Samus: Monopoly? I LOVE Monopoly! *takes off helmet goes to sit down at the table* I get to be Razor.
-Cloak: But I wanted to be Razor...
-Samus: Ladies first.
-Drake: In that case, Zero should go first
-Zero: Hey!
-Kratos: Let's get started, shall we? I'm Red Giant, Zero is Zero, Cloak is... nothing?
-Cloak: Oh, it's there. You just can't see it.
-Kratos: Cloak is invisible, Odin is... Your sword does't count, Odin.
-Odin: Awww.... *grabs the Drace piece*
-Kratos: Odin is Drace, Drake is Warxe, and Samus is Razor.
-Seph: What about me?
-Cloak: You said you didn't want to play.
-Seph: No, I said "I hate Monopoly." I never said I wouldn't play.
-Kratos: What piece are you?
-Seph: *pulls out an Aeris piece*
-Kratos: I don't even want to know... *writes stuff down on a paper and hands out money to players* Let's begin.

[Razor]

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Meanwhile Warxe has something nice going there, mess it up and I'll mess you up, back to drace
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*Drace comes up to a big sign*
Sign: CHARAS PUB
Drace: Finally, I'm here! wait, what's that small print?
Small Print: 99.5 miles that way --->
Drace: D'oh!

[Drace]

Drace: Well, *walks a few steps and sees a bird lying on the ground* *walks to bird* Ah, what's the matter little birdy, are you stuck in a piece of rope. *removes rope and frees the bird* Be free my friend. *The bird flies up but get's suddenly attacked and eaten by a wolf* Kadamn it! *lowers gun* I just wanted to shoot it!!!

[Razor]

*shortly after*
Drace@a pond: Well Hello mr Frog, how can you be helped? *puts frog on a lilypad*
Frog: Ribbit. *suddenly gets pulled under the murky surface water*
Drace: ?
*shortly after*
*a wolf walks out of the pond*
Drace: Kadamn it! I was gonna light that frog on fire!

[Darkfox]

*Monopoly*

Seph: WOOHOO! I GET THE BIG HOUSE! BOOYAH!

Cloak: *sweatdrop* That means you go to jail...

Seph: No! They'll never take me! CYA COPPERS!! *runs through wall*

Odin: Should I tell him?

Cloak: Nah, he's a smart kid, he'll figure it out...

Kratos: ... *bursts out laughing then everybody else joins*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Goes and sulks in the corner cos everyone always forgets him*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Anyone noticed Drace is gone?
 MT11: And were were you?
 Grandy: Bathroom.
 MT11: Okay... wait, we dont have a ba-
 Grandy: Anyway, Drace is lost AND he is the only one who is really having an adventure, I mean, looks to us! We survived from falling from the sky inside a pub about three times now, and secret base, and a falling sky! And now, we're just playing games!
 Cloak: But we like games...
 Grandy: You can say what you want, I'll go after Drace. Lets split up on teams. Team 1 will be compose of me, Cloak, White, Red, and MT11, okay?
 Grandy: Team 2 will be compose by Darkfox, Zero, Kratos and MT11.
 MT11: Wait...
 Grandy: Team 3 will be compose by Warxe, Razor, Odin, Psychosis, and MT11.
 MT11: Wait a minu-
 Grandy: LETS GO! (I said to go, if you dont want to go just post that you dont go)

 



 *five mins later*
 Seph: Hah, it looks like they couldnt follow me!

[Darkfox]

*Void Gathers a team of his own of antagonists*

Void: Now I will disappear and control you all like puppets in the background...

Psychosis: Yay! I'm in the same team as Warxe, Odin, and Razor!

Kyuubi Foxtar: *plots out a plan to stop Zero by dressing up in a bikini* Hahahaha!

NOTE: If you do not know who Kyuubi Foxtar is here is a sheet ripped by yours truly:

[Drace]

Drace: Ok, this is scary. *camera shows Drace hanging upside down above a vucano*
Ok Mr. Wolf! I think we can come to an agreement.
Mr. Wolf (Same wolf who has been bugging Drace the whole 2 miles Drace has travelled): Growl, grr grrrr gro gro grrr grrr grrrrowl.
Drace: I prefer english, dutch, spanish, german and french please.
Mr. Wolf: *shows teeth* GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Drace: *Scared look* Ok! Wolfish is fine by me.
Mr. Wolf: *shows teeth* GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Drace: I mean, grrrrooow grrrrr groooo grrrrr me.
Mr. Wolf: Grrrrr Ok.

[Xen]

*Xen enters and crushes Drace*
Xen: I hath returned!!!!

*silence*

Xen: Err....I...hath..returned!!!

*silence*

Xen: I'm back goddamnit!!

*silence*

Xen: Hmpf. *sits in corner* I hate you all.

[Drace]

(Xen, read recent posts before posting)
Razor: Ummmm.... Xen, why did you crush the Drace cardboard that was meant to replace him till he came back from the 100 miles further I dumped him.

[Darkfox]

Announcer from Freakazoid: Because Drace is a godmoder, duh!

*long silence*

Announcer: Eh...? Aw nutbunnies!

*everbody is watching TV*

[Xen]

Originally posted by Drace
(Xen, read recent posts before posting)
Razor: Ummmm.... Xen, why did you crush the Drace cardboard that was meant to replace him till he came back from the 100 miles further I dumped him.

(Ooops. My bad, couldn' be bothered to read other posts)

Xen: Damn Drace-cardboard-thing-that-was-meant-to-replace-him-untill-he-came-back-from-100-miles-away-thing. Damn him. *eats cardboard replica of Drace* Mmm...carboard replica of Drace...*drools*
Razor: At least we're Drace-free for a long time!
Xen: Yeah, but without Drace here, I cannot harm him in several different ways, which would result in me getting bored and harming someone else.
Razor: So?
Xen: I could even destroy the pub. Again.
Razor: I think we should make more Drace replicas everyone.
Xen: Okay, in the meantime... *whips out a game of 'Hungry Hungry Dragons*
Razor: *looks at game* Xen, you've just taped pictures of your face over the Hippo's faces.
Xen: Your point being?
Razor: You're an id-
Xen: No time to talk. *starts playing game*

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: Hey, us dragons don't eat all the time... are you a self hateing dragon?

[Xen]

Xen: Oh come on! It's just a bit of harmless fun! I don't hate other Dragons. It ain't like a gang of enraged Dragons will kill me for it.
Razor: Hey, Xen. There's a large gang of Dragons here who want to speak with you. They said to meet 'em outside.
Xen: It had better not be those guys who stole the T.V from my cave, 'cause they'll pay!

*Xen leaves*

Xen *from outside*: Yes? What can I do for you? Why are you getting angry? Something wrong? OWWW!!! You scratched my face!!! ARRGGHHH!!! STOP BITING ME!!! NOOO!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

*Everyone listens as they hear a great thud, and then the sound of a body being dragged away*

Razor: Great. Now what am I gonna do with all these Drace replicas?

 1 hour later, Over to Drace

Drace: *looks up in the sky upon hearing the sounds of flapping wings* Hey! Some dragons! They should help give me a lift back to the pub! *waves* Down here!!!

*Drace stares up at the dragons but they stop in the air directy above him*

Drace: Down here!!! C'mon!!! I need help!!!

*The dragons drop a huge object, which they were carrying which comes hurtling down to Drace*

Drace: Uh oh.

*Drace is crushed by the object, which happens to be Xen*

Xen's ghost: Yay! I crushed him! I crushed him!