Charas Pub

[Razor]

Seph: She's still pretty good for someone supposedly able to be our grandmother.
Random N00B 22: And she's only around 45 something, if you don't include the fact she doesn't age!
Jesus: Yeah, that's the thing with us cartoon characters.
*everyone looks with a ?*
Jesus: I have to go now. My home planet needs me. *fades*
Razor: So I missed one i? Whoopedy Batman.
Cake: w00t!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I don't age and I'm an ongoing project. So bleh. Oh and a cat is a very bad comparison. *turns her back* But then again... I'm not talking to educants *chuckles*

Ambrosia: I turn into a priestess under the silver moon. Not that it matters though, *swishes blue hair*

Sai'Kar: BLUE HAIR RULES!
Warxe: Darn right!

[Drace]

Drace: What are you doing here Sai'Kar?
Sai'Kar: I thought you guys here wanted beautifull women.

[Razor]

Poster's note: Now I'm scared.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Gets back from moon* I don't have to take this! I'll have you know I'm currently an evil sour milk wielding god on SS!
Razor: Will you shut up?
MT11: No.
Shinotebasiiackh: How many times has he been hit to the moon again?
Razor: Alot. If we manage to hit him to the moon we usually get about 5 minutes of peace before he's back. It's worth it.

[Darkfox]

 

Poster's note: Now I'm scared.

Poster's note: Agreed.

Darkfox: Your not a girl!
Sai'Kar: I'm not the Sai'Kar Sai'Kar but the other Sai'Kar...
Darkfox: That made no sense...

[Red Giant]

*Carves his name on the bar*
Red: Hahaha! Now I'll be a part of charas pub history forever!
Razor: Red, you carved "John Travolta".
Red: Silence biggles! Or it's the comfy chair for you!
Razor: *Zoom in face horror thing* DUN DUN DUUUN! Not the comfy chai- Hey, that wasn't actually threatening.
Red: ... Ok, I was saving this for the postman or possibly a rambo-like vision of the future, but take my secret weapon! Brain coin!
Red: *Rips out the coin from his brain and throws it at Razor*
Razor: Wa- Wait, that was a piece of your brain!
Red: Oh. Sorry *Fishes around* Aha! *Throws*
Razor: Wrong again. Err... third time lucky, maybe? Red?
Red: *In a coma on the floor*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *looks at the brain parts* What a waste.

Darkfox: Wait! Since when did Red have a brain!? O_O It was hallow last time I checked.

[Razor]

*Suddenly the bar is inexplicably destroyed*
Razor: O_O WHAT THE FREAKIN FUG?!?!!!!
Red: Freaking fug?
Razor: I'm trying to keep it PG here.
Red: Bah. How the mighty have fallen... not that you were ever mighty.
Razor: Shouldn't you be comatose?
Red: Oh shiz yeah! *comatoses*

[Xen]

Xen: *appears out of nowhere* Gee. That was wierd.
Razor: What's wierd is that you're back here again. After the eating of your head, and the imploding and stuff.
Xen: *notices pieces of Red's brain on the ground* Ooh! Brains! I shall add these pieces to my collection!
Razor: Brain collection?
Xen: Let's just assume I have one. *notices Red's brain sticking out his head* Ooh! More brains! *starts looking through Red's brain for items stuck in it*
Razor: Err....Xen?
Xen: Can't talk! Hey! A peanut! *eats peanut*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Nothing up my sleeves...

Lightwolf: You don't have any sleeves.

Psychosis: ...    ok... *pulls a yellow Lambragini out of Red's brain* presto!

[SleepAid]

Shinotebasiiackh: *pours himself some brandy* I'm a rich basterd. Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Comes back from moon* Your five minutes are up! *Sits down at bar* Gimme something hard.
Razor: *Hits MT11 over head with hammer* Hard enough?
*MT11 collapses next to red*
Drace: I see evil prank opertunity! *Takes photo of Red and MT11, names it friends collapse after night of passion.
Drace: Heh heh heh... Now to scan this baby and send it to EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!

[Razor]

Everyone: Shut up, Drace!
Drace: Aww.

[Darkfox]

Shadowbeast: *takes camera and eats it*

Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *explodes*