Charas Pub

[Razor]

Narrator: 100 years later
Razor: *100 years older* WTF! I thought you were dead!
Narrator: You think a lot of things.

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: NOOOOOOOO *petrified*

-Kratos: You again.

-Narrator: 1 AM T3H R3ND0MN3SS!!!!!11!!!!!11!!1

-Kratos: That made no sense.

-Morionn: Who is this guy?

-Narrator: The supreme ruler of the Charas Pub! I can do whatever I want!

-Odin: ZANTETSUKE- *sword transforms into a pink foam hammer* Damn it!

-Xios: You suck, Narrator.

-Narrator: Impudent. *Xios starts moving in slow motion*

-Kratos: *looks at Darkfox, Psychosis and other assorted Chaos Realm characters* Your move.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: He's blocking my PSI!

Darkfox: Hmmmm...

Thor: Graaaah! *Swings hammer and it turns into a banana* Oh! Banananana! *sits down and eats it*

Darkfox: Uh... did he take Thor's brain?

Narrator: I am almighty! I am superior! I am the ultimate Narrator!

Lightwolf: Shadow Saber!! *Swings at Narrator but he deflects the attack*

Narrator: What is the use to resist? I am INDESTRUCTABLEZ0RS!

Darkfox: Alright thats it... *goes over to a phone* hey Gamble, gimme a quarter...

Gamble: Alright... *gives Darkfox a quarter*

Narrator: Wha? Huh?

Darkfox: Thanks *puts in a quarter, and dials a number, and waits a while*

Narrator: What is he doing? What does this have to do with anything!?

Darkfox: Hello
*Phone chatter*
Darkfox: Yes, he's at it again...
*Phone chatter*
Darkfox: Yes, uhuh, ok, I'll tell him... *hangs up*

Narrator: What was that all about!?

Darkfox: That was your boss, your fired.

Narrator: What!? *catches on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *explodes*

Psychosis: So is it over?

Random Guy: One can never know... *gets hit my meteor*

Darkfox: Sephiroth!!!

Sephiroth: Sorry... I have a condition, I gotta send send down a meteor every few hours!

[Dragonium]

*A couple of minutes later*

*Ragnarok falls from the moon*

Dragonium: Wow, that was good.

*Propagators start coming out*

Dragonium: Not good.

Propagator: Rawr!

*Gets eaten by Drace's Woodchuck*

Drace: Down boy!

[Drace]

Drace: We have a lot of fantasie in our minds.

[WarxePB]

*Warxe falls down*

-Annoucer: OOH, AND DRACE'S COMMENT LITERALLY SWEEPS WARXE OFF HIS FEET!
Let's see that again in slow motion.

*Time is rewound*

-Announcer: And here, we see Drace opening his mouth...

-Drace: *in slow motion* Wwee hhaavvee aa lloott ooff ffaannttaassiiee iinn oouurr mmiinnddss..

-Announcer: And here we see - What is this?

*Everyone stops, and a circle forms around Warxe's feet*

-Narrator: We see here that Drace's comment actually lifted the rug from beneath Warxe's feet! Incredible!

-Xios: Shut up already! *kills Announcer*

[Dragonium]

Journalist: ... And here in the Charas Pub, everything seems to have gone crazy! *Whisper, whisper* Yes, I know it was like that already, but that doesn't hide the fact that this is odd...

*Mobile Type 8 lands on Journalist*

*Woodchuck eats Mobile Type 8*

*MT11 eats Woodchuck*

*Billy Elliot eats MT11*

[Grandy]

*Journalisy eats Billy Elliot*
Grandy: WTFH?

[Razor]

*huge implosion results in those particular characters to no longer exist at all*

[Sqoad]

*Sqoad looks for some guy that he can steal money from*

[Darkfox]

*Lightwolf mugs Sqoad*

Lightwolf: WHAT?! ONLY A NICKEL!?!?!

[Moosetroop11]

Nickel: Tis true, I'm not much, but can't you see me for who I truly am? I could be good to you! You're making a mistake!
Darkfox: *Chucks coin away*
Nickel: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Ahem... *Points*

*MT11 eats Woodchuck*

*huge implosion results in those particular characters to no longer exist at all*

Dragonium: Bzzzz. *Turns into Prof.*

Prof.: First, let us examine the circumstances in which MT11 ceased to exist...

*Nutty Proffesor-type thing happens, where Dragonium becomes half Prof. and half himself*

Prof.: Muahaha! Soon I will have complete control and rule the world by making everyone's brain implode! Fwahahaha!!

Dragonium: Never!

Prof.: Oh, but you haven't seen my secret weapon yet... F!! *Holds up a page of writing with "F" written on it in red ink*

Dragonium: Nooooooooo!!

Prof.: I am soon to be all powerful! If only Dragonium knew that he has been getting F's all his life, and my attack has no effect on him!

Dragonium: Why did you say that out loud?

Prof.: Well... I... O_o *Brain implodes*

Dragonium: *Steals Mobile Type 8's drink*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: What's a mobile type 8?

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *summons a Mobile Type 8*

-Xios: I hate machines.

-Jani Fors: *slaps Xios*

-Odin: ZANTET- oh wait, I still have a plastic pink hammer...

-Warxe: I thought it was foam?

-Odin: It's plastic.

-M.t8 (Drag's): Uncle Bill?

-M.t8 2: Well, if it isn't my nephew Joe!

-All: O_O