Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Free chemical experiments! Free chemical experiments! It isn't paint, its chemical experiments! If in contact with the skin, call a doctor. Deadly, but still are chemical!

 *DF jumps in*
 *Big explosion*

 *DF start to fly, with big eyes, and small arms and legs with no feet*
 Narrator:and thus was born the PowerWoof Fox! Saving the world before the beertime!

[Darkfox]

: Hold it hold it hold it!

*The screen rips up like film and Steven Spielburg gets in the way*

SS: What are you thinking!? It's like sombody threw up on the screen and called it a movie!

Razor: But...

SS: Out!

Razor: I'll never make the movie biz... stupid meanie director type person...

*Razor walks out of the studio*

Everybody: WTH!?

[Grandy]

Grandy: Why are you all so surprised? 'Course this a movie, why do you think we get coffe breaks everytime?
 SS: Wait, I'm not giving coffe breaks to anyone.
 Grandy: Then whats this thing I'm drinking?
 *X Files music plays*

[andy165175]

Andy: *Grins Evil Grin at Grandy*
Grandy: o_0
Andy: *Whistles*
Grandy: *Pukes up Motor Oil*

[Dragonium]

Razor: Hmph. It's slow today.

Dragonium: Never fear!  have a plan that will quadruple traffic to the Pub!!

Razor: Oh, crud. -_-'

Dragonium: Would you like to hear it?

Razor: Yeah, but if it's stupid I'm going.

Dragonium: First, we must legally register the Charas Pub as a theme park...

Razor: That's it, I'm leaving.

Dragonium: Nonononono. Hear me out. Then, we must put up scaffolding around the Pub.

Razor: Uh-huh.

Dragonium: Then, we apply for funding to expand our theme park from the government. However, we sneakily register the Pub as a charity once the funding comes in.

Razor: And this will help how?

Dragonium: When people see the funding, they will think that the theme park is rich, and well worth coming to, so they will come here, and buy more beer!

Razor: What's it called?

Dragonium: We shall call this ambition... *Drumroll* ... The Charas Project!

Razor: Idiot. *Hits Dragonium with a shovel*

[Razor]

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[Drace]

Drace: Can I eat him now?
Razor: Isn't that MT11's job?
Drace: Yes, but he's on holiday. And the scary thing is, the same time Snake Eater left to. *X-Files music*
Razor: We have to investigate this.
Drace: Ok, you search where they are and I'll start sucking my thumb and moving back and forth behind the desk.

[Razor]

*black and white scene with camera set just above whirling ceiling fan blades*
Razor: Hey Drace, I've tracked down the suspects. I have their specific locations. Let's roll.
Drace: Not now, I'm in the fetal position.
Razor: I guess I'll wait

14 hours later

Razor ...now?
Drace: NO!
Razor: *sigh* I guess I'll wait...

[theillusivefish]

TIF:It has been two week...god knows haw I still have blood to bleed...AND STILL NO ONE WILL HELP ME...oh, and seeing as no one seems to be serving drinks...INPLOY SOME DAMN STAFF RAZOR, COS SOME OF US HERE NEED ALCOHOL TO NUMB SOME GODDAMN FRIGGIN' PAIN!!!!!!!!

[Drace]

Drace: *puts an apple in Fish's mouth* Let's role Razor. *Starsky & Hutch scene*

[BlackIceAdept]

*BIA walks in*
BIA: What happened to the bar? Aw...nevermind wasn't that thristy anyways...
*BIA walks out*

[Tomi]

So the pub is no longer a pub?  Is it a movie?  A theme park?  A monkey?

[Drace]

Originally posted by Tomi
So the pub is no longer a pub?  Is it a movie?  A theme park?  A monkey?

Drace: We don't know yet, but Barney is working on it.
Tomi: Barney?
Drace: Yes, Barney. *pulls away curtain revealing a labratory with dozens of scientists and Barney as the head*

[X_marks_the_ed]

"Scientists are dumb."
Drace looks behind him to see Ed staring at the ceiling.
"What do you think that roof is made of?" he asks.
All of a sudden, Dulhallun steps on the set, barely missing Tomi, Drace, and Ed.
All three stared wide-eyed at the beast that nearly destroyed them.
"Shade!" Ed cried.
"Yes?" Shade said as he popped his head out of Ed's backpack.
"Let's go!"
The two ran after the beast.
Drace and Tomi were dumbfounded.
They looked up at the big hole in the ceiling where Dulhallun's foot was.
Drace:"... That was weird."

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Weird as fox?
 Drace: Definately more weird than fox.
 Grandy: Nothing is more weird than fox!
 Drace: Well, theres chupminks.
 Grandy: You mean chipmunks?
 Drace: No, I meant chupminks.
 Grandy: But-
 Drace: CHUPMINKS!
 Grandy: 'Kay...
 Razor: Hi guys.
 Drace: We were talking about chupminks.
 Razor: Oh, they're pretty weird arent they?
 Drace: You said it.
 Grandy: