Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *frozen* I've never understood this damn thing, shouldn't you be twice frozen?!
 Drace: Who cares? We're in hell, there's fire everywere.

[Drace]

Razor: Well apperently the "freeze blast" reflects back because of the ice. At least that's what this walkthough says.
Drace: A walkthrough for a fighting game? That's pretty stupid.
Razor: It's for all fighting games. Also has a lot of "nude women" cheats.
Grandy: Say Drace. Would you mind if we change from Mortal Kombat to Dead or Alive?
Drace: *Turned into a DOA female fighter* Way ahead of you Grandy.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Fetches popcorn*

[Drace]

Razor: *Fetches tissues*

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by Drace
Razor: *Fetches tissues*

Argh, too nasty

[Drace]

Razor: *Sniffs* What?! I've cought a cold!
MT11: In hell?
Razor: I.... erm.... I...... Fell in the cold magma?
MT11: ...... Ok. If you say so.

[Darkfox]

 

-Satan: Here! *throws Xios a book called \"Being Satan for Dummies\"*

(XD I like the addition of "I am evil" in the talk bubble XD)

Darkvixen: Don't EVEN think about it Odin...

[WarxePB]

-Odin: Whatever.

-Cloak: *walks into the pub* Where is everyone?

-Odin: Got sent to Hell.

-Cloak: Serves them right.

-Zero: Heeeey, bud! *slaps Cloak on the shoulder*

-Cloak: Get off me, filthy robot. *dras katana and decapitates Zero*

-Zero: Awww... *dies*

-Odin: Can I now? PLEEEEASE?

-Darkvixen: Fine...

-Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *destroys the pub* Whoops, I missed...


*Hell*


-Razor: Damnit, Odin just destroyed my pub!

-MT11: Why do you even care?

-Razor: It's still my pub, even if I'm not there.

-Warxe: Why don't you jsut go haunt it or something?

-Razor: ...Nah.

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman drives in in a truck full of bricks*

-Odin: Well at least somebodies trying to rebuild the pub...

-Bluhman: Whoever said anything about rebuilding!? I'm here to...

*Bluhman picks up three bricks and slowly closes in on Odin, Cloak, and Darkvixen*

-Bluhman: JUGGLE BRICKS!!!

*Bluhman juggles the bricks while singing "Finniculi Finnicula" Whilst riding on his homemade tricycle made of a rat, a cabbage, and a tricycle.*

-Odin: ...

-Cloak: ...

-Darkvixen: ...

-Bluhman: Dot dot dot.

[Drace]

Drace: Damnit, someone's juggling some bricks.
Grandy: Why do you even care?
Drace: It's still my..... wait. Why do I care?
Warxe: Why don't you jsut go haunt it or something?
Drace: .... nah.

Razor: *cough*rip-off*cough*

[Grandy]

*Bluhman juggles the bricks while singing "Finniculi Finnicula" Whilst riding on his homemade tricycle made of a rat, a cabbage, and a tricycle.*

 (XD XD XD XD XD XD)

Grandy: Okay.... hell.... What would Dumbledore do in this situation?

 (Warning: Spoilers of the new book)
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Dumbledore: Snape is good, Harry!

Snape: AVADA KEDRAVA!

Dumbledore: Ooookay. Everyonce can be wrong! *dies*

Harry: Woohay! I won't come to school next year!
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Grandy: Suddenly I have an urge to stop paying attention to those scenes in my head. Less that one involving Hermione and Ginny, that one ROCKS!

Dumbledore: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Drace: Dumbledore? You're uberly good, what are you doing in hell?!

Dumbledore: It was a fair judgement. Apparently, I was teaching forbidden stuff.

Drace: What?! I though Jesus wouldn't be that harsh only because of magic!

Dumbledore: Magic? Magic has nothing to do with this. I'm talking about my "private lessons" with Fleur Delacour.

Drace: -GASP-

[Darkfox]

Monkey: Ooh ah! Oooh ooh ooh! EEEH EEH!!

Everybody: O.o huh?

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuuuuu *burns in MAGMA*

Barney: Hey kids! I'm here too! *gets pitchforked*

[Drace]

Drace: I knew it! That damn monkey that comes jumping on my shoulder was a hell monkey! But you know, I haven't seen the Hells Angels yet.
Satan:  They didn't go to hell. Because they had "Angels" in their name they went to heaven.
Drace: But they are a biker gang...
Satan: Apperently, run by angels.

[Dragonium]

Michael Winner: ... And you could save an awful lot of money when you insure your place in heaven! It's cheap and easy, and you can do it online!

Dragonium: The hell are you doing?

MW: Selling heaven insurance! A great way to ensure you never end up in hell, or in debt!

Dragonium: Then why are you in hell?

MW: ... *Flashback*

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MW: ... And with just one click, we can save lots of money on our car insurance!

Wife: Oh, what a clever little mouse! I've brought him some cheese!

MW: Now dear, it's not a real mouse.

Wife: I think he's asleep.

Mouse: GRAAAUUWGH. *Eats wife*

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Dragonium: Damn, I guess hell'll freeze over before that happens again.

Everyone: *Glares*

Dragonium: What?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *COUGHwhathappenedtothenudewomen?COUGH

Master Roshi: Yeah! What happened to them, eh?

Razor: Why are you in hell? Aren't you supposed to be invincible?

Master Roshi: Heh heh heh, as a matter of fact, I am!

*X-files music*

MT11: Who keeps playing that?