Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: >.>...... <.<....... >.>...... <.<...... *hides X-Files CD-Player*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Hey, cool! Does that thing play MP3s?

*He puts a CD in the player and starts air-guitaring to Enter Sandman*

-Xios: You're an idiot.

*He switches the song to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne*

-Xios: Now THIS is real metal!

-Yue: Your music selection sucks.

*He switches the song to some generic boy band song, but it explodes due to the heat in Hell*

-Yue: Awww...

-Xios: Okay, so we're still in Hell. Now what?

-Warxe: I know! We'll summon... THE NARRATOR! *Dun dun DUN!*

-Yue: Who's he? *randomly explodes*

-Narrator: Bwahahaha! I am BACK!

-Warxe: Yeah, yeah, whatever. We need to get out of Hell.

-Narratior: It'll cost you your soul.

-Satan: His soul belongs to me!

-Narrator: Oh yeah? *Satan puts on a tutu and starts dancing*

-Satan: Okay, okay! I give!

-Narrator: That's what I thought. *Satan stabs Drace with his pitchfork*

-Drace: Owww...

[Drace]

Drace: Damnit. I hate respawning. *dies and reappeers at the gates of Hell*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Respawn of Drace! ATTACK! *Kills Drace, who reappears*
 Drace: What the hell?
 Grandy: Sorry, auto-reaction when I hear "respawn", too much online RPGs.

[Bluhman]

*Still juggling bricks*

Odin: Well this guy is boring and kind of weird.

Cloak: So what? maybe if we distracted him, we'd be able to make him mess up... Hmm...

Odin: LOOK!!! It's a nude lady!

Bluhman: Hah! You think something like that could make me lose my attention on these bricks! Something like that will never seduce me for reasons I'd rather not elaborat-SMACK!

Bluhman is hit in the head by his bricks and dies, so he goes to hell.

Bluhman: I died.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: O.o I do have my fur you know...

[Drace]

Drace: Don't care. Look Grandy, Bluhman respawns!
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *kills Bluhman*
Drace: Look, he respawns again!
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *kills Bluhman*
Drace: And again!
Grandy: .....
Drace: Oh yeah, sorry. Respawn.
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *kills Bluhman*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: GRANDY RESPAWNS!!!

*Grandy kills himself*

[Grandy]

 *Grandy respawns again*
 Grandy: ....hey! I know how to get out of here! *whispers to Drace*
 Drace: SATAN RESPAWNS!
 Grandy: *Goes berserk* RAAAAAAAAAGH! *kills Satan* *All the hell start to disappear*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: This sucks. What's the big deal about respawn?

Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Dragonium*

Satan: Hey, quit that! I'm trying to dig a hole!

Razor: Whatcha doing with a hole?

Satan: Well, I have some of my evil celestial colleagues coming round later, so naturally I have to hide my porno.

Razor: So you're putting it in a hole?

Satan: Yuh.

Razor: And burying it?

Satan: Uh-huh.

Razor: Hey, not many people knew that Satan buries porn, eh?

Grandy: Did you say "Respawn"?

Razor: No, I --

Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Razor*

[Drace]

Drace: *back in the pub* Awwww.. this adventure ended so quickly.
Grandy: At least we still have those DOA hologram things.
Razor: I'll be in that room there with the door locked. *grabs the DOA hologram things and some tissues*

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Drace*

Odin: O.o wait a second...

*Drace respawns*

Drace: ...no... nooo... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Darkvixen: Drace respawn!

Grandy: !! *kills Drace*

*Drace respawns*

Drace: ...no... nooo... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It's the same all over again!!!

Rod Sterling: A man trapped in an endless loop of being killed of his own making... only here in the... Twilight Zo...

Darkvixen: Rod Sterling respawn!!

Grandy: GRAH!! *kills Rod Sterling*

[Dragonium]

Razor: Hey, everyone! I have a solution!

Dragonium: *Dodges flying daggers* Yes?

Razor: Well, I got rid of the Googleads, and got us a better sponsor!

Dragonium: What is it?

Razor: Well, I got us our very own Imp house right here in the Pub.

Dragonium: *Pub starts to fill with Imps* And this helps how?

Razor: Well, we get more money, and every time one arrives, Grandy kills it, so he gets experience, and it keeps him busy at the same time!

Dragonium: Great!

Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Imps*

Dragonium: ... Seems to be working...

Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills more Imps*

Razor: ... He'll be busy for a while...

Dragonium: Hold on. Grandy killed you in Hell. So how are you here?

Razor: I respawn--

Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Razor*

[xenocide]

Xeno: hey drace?

Drace: yea?

Xeno: wat r u staring at?

Drace: that hot girl outside

Xeno: that, my friend, is a fire hydrant

Drace: ive had too much to drink...

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: Fire hydrant respawn!!

Grandy: GRAHHH! *destroys fire hydrant*

Drace: *falls to knees in overdramatic pose* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!