Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Oh great. Another one who sits in a dark corner. That's the 12th by now.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Sigh* *Eats Me5kuTis*

Drace: Will they never learn?

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: What about that other corner warmer?

*points to a guy in the corner*

-GitC: Don't eat me!

-MT: Too bad. *eats*

-Warxe: ...that was Drace.

-Mt: ...and?

-Warxe: Good point. *walks away, but hits the wall on his way out* ...

-Odin: HA! HA HA HAHAHAHAHA! *points and laughs*

-Xios: That wasn't funny! *decapitates Odin*

-Warxe: ...*walks out, but hits the door*

-Xios: See? Now THAT Was funny! *points and laughs*

-Odin's Severed Head: No it wasn't. *decapitates Xios*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Looks like you two are ahead of yourselves!!!

Everyone: HARHARHARHARHARHAHRAHRHARHAAAHA

Xios' head: I don't get it

Darkvixen: I didn't even find that funny. Why did I laugh?

Bluhman: Because you made an insuccessful will save. Now make a reflex save to dodge THIS!!!

*Bluhman throws an axe; Darkvixen ducks.*

Bluhman: It's going to come back!

Darkvixen: ... Ok. Why did you tell me that?

Bluhman: Because that axe is magical and I'm DARN PROUD OF IT!! HARHARHA-GACK!!

*The axe decapitates Bluhman.*

Me5kuTis: Looks like you're ahead of yourself Bluhman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Everyone else: ...

*Me5kuTis Backs back into the corner.*

MT11: Didn't I eat you!?

*Me5kuTis explodes*

Razor: Yeah you did eat him.

MT11: ... Then that means...

*MT11 Explodes*

Bluhman: This exploding buisness is getting old.

God: Ok then!

*Bluhman implodes.*

[Darkfox]

FFL2and3rocks: Bluhman implode'd!

Darkvixen: O.o

FFL2and3rocks: And now I take my leave! *asplodes*

Warxe's head: Well... that was different.

Xios' head: ... ... ...
Odin's head: Want to sing the "I ain't got nobody" song?
Xios' head: No.

[Razor]

*'Don't stop me now' comes on the jukebox*
Drace: Who the bloody hell put this on?
Grandy: 's'on random.
Razor: Kill the Queen!
Darkfox: What?
Razor: The jukebox!
Darkfox: Oh alright. *destroys corner of pub*
Razor: I meant turn it off.
Darkfox: OH YOU SAY THAT NOW.

[Drace]

(Shaun of the dead! You inspired me Razor!)

*Sudenly outside hundreds of zombies come*
Drace: Oh my god....
Razor: Quick, grab the rifle above the counter.
Drace: It doesn't work!
Razor: It does! *grabs the rifle and loads it, then overhands it to Drace*
Razor: Shoot the gun!
Drace: For the last time, Razor, it's not... *gun misfires*
Razor: I ****ing knew it!

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: Their just zombies... I could just...

Drace: Stand back! I can handle this! *shoots a Zombie's arm off* Blow their arms off and kill the zombie!

Darkvixen: -_-

Drace: I mean... FEET! *blasts feet*

Razor: OW!!! Your lucky I have bulletproof socks!

Everybody: O.o

[Drace]

Nikey, please. Write like the others.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Hey, could you give me your authograph?
 Zombie: Aaaah.... *Writes "John 'Dead' Smithy" in a piece of paper*
 Grandy: Now I have all the cast of Resident Evil 2 in authographs! *looks to the paper* You're going to eBay!
 Drace: Those are obviously Zombies commanded by an Evil Sorcerer.
 Grandy: How do ya know that?
 Drace: *points to Zombie's arm*
 Grandy: *reads* "This zombie is property of Bill Gates, Coputer Genius and Evil Sorcerer, if found, please kill yourself to feed him."
 Bluhman: *Behind a counter, selling kitchen stuff* See this fork? Now imagine what a hero like you could do to an evil sorcerer with that fork! Care to buy one?
 Razor: *looks the fork* *Green words start to float above his head* "You see a fork. Atk 0 Def 0. It can't be used to kill an evil sorcerer"
 Bluhman: BUSTED! *Jumps through the window, falling in some zombies, and run to the sea, where he is mauled to death by sharks with JetPacks*
 Warze: Are they still out there?
 Warxe: Shut up.
 Warye: Grandy is using his spelling mistakes, instead of fixing they?
 Waree: It looks like it.
 Warte: So...
 Warge: War dance?
 Warne: Yay! *Every Warxe-like people start dancing can-can*
















 Atikkus: What I'm doing here again?

[Drace]

Drace: It's better here then in Pest Control. It's DF and Warxe exclusive now.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Sigh* I know what you mean... and where the hell did Red go?

Razor: ...He's still over there.

Red: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by NIKEY\'S50
ok drace thats f***ing it im leaving

... What the hell? Talk about a temper 0_o

MT11: *Eats Nikey*

Jimeth: Quite.

[Drace]

Drace: *Smacks Nikey* Meh.

[WarxePB]

Originally posted by Drace
Drace: It's better here then in Pest Control. It's DF and Warxe exclusive now.

-Des: Maybe if you posted a bit more, you would not be excluded...

-Warxe: Huh? Who are you?

-Xios: And aren't you supposed to be dead?

-Des: ...shut up... *disappears*

-Odin: I hate those pink-haired prettyboys...

-Warxe: Yeah, like... that guy... what was his name?

-Jani: Warxe?

-Warxe: Yeah, that guy! He was annoying!

-Odin: LOL

-Xios: OMG ROFL

-Razor: XDXDXD

-Red: Weeeeeee! Er.... LMAO

-Warxe: -_-

-Jani: WTF STFU N00B *slaps*

-Xios: ...are we talking in Internetspeak now?

-Warxe: Y

-Grandy: U

-Warxe: R

-Grandy: STFU N00B *slaps*