Charas Pub

[Razor]

OOT: That wasn't funny, and that was funny! Just like you said

Razor: That's it, special helmet time. *puts on a bicycle helmet with the words "Freakin Geenyus!" on it*
Drace: Pfft, nice helmet.
Razor: Isn't it just? It's the only helmet endorsed exclusively by Anna Nicole Smith. It even has her signature.
Drace: What, was she drunk when she wrote that?
Razor: She always is!
*Canned Laughter*
Red: *walks through a door*
*Canned applause*
Red: How you doin'?
*Canned Laughter*
Darkfox: Hell sucks. *leans on table, it breaks, he falls over*
*Canned Laughter*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Shut up, stupid invisible audience!
*Laughter*

-Warxe: Ugggh! Yo, demon bodyguard, go beat up that audience!
*"Ooooooh!"*

-Demon: Can do, boss. *drops Odin and goes to beat up invisible audience members*
*Screams of pain*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: That was really necessary? *laughs*
 Satan: What tha-? I just beat them up! *laughs *laughs over laughs**
 Grandy: Ohh, theres another audience seeing us beat the first one!

[Razor]

Drace: Well maybe if we threatened to KILL THEIR FAMILIES!!!
Audience: *silence*
One guy: Ahha, ahh, haha, haah... hey, wait a minute. That wasn't funny. YOU SUCK!
Drace: *kills that guy*
Audience: *laughs*
Drace: *kills their families*
The people from the pub: *laughs*
Drace: *laughs*

[Moosetroop11]

*MrMister walks in*

MrMister: You're all freakin' crazy. The freakin' lot of ya!

*MrMister walks away*

MT11: Ah, Mentos.

[Drace]

Drace: Mentos?! I CALL DUNGEON MASTER!!!!
MT11: Wah?
Drace: Too late, I'm the Dungeon master now!
Razor: We're not playing D&D...
Satan: *Grabs book* Well, acording to the Hell rulebook, if someone calls Dungeon Master a real-life D&D adventure begins.

[Razor]

Razor: Shouldn't we at least get out
*Pub and all people excluding Hell occupants go back to normal land*
of... Hell... first...
I call Warrior guy!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Aha! I strike ye doon withe moi dwarf friend right thar!

Drace: 0_o

MT11: Er, yes. *Eats dwarf*

Dwarf's dwarf date: Nooo! *Cries* My hemmeroids are getting worse with grief!

[Drace]

(XD. Moose, you're having a great comedy period.)

Drace: Hemerroids! May I have some? I collect them.

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by Drace
(XD. Moose, you're having a great comedy period.)

Drace: Hemerroids! May I have some? I collect them.

*Bows*

Dwarf date: Take 'em, take 'em all! Strip me of me last remaining posetions, why don't ye? See if I care! *Cries*

Drace: Thankyou. *Takes hemmeroids*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: I SUMMON SEPHIROTH!!

Sephiroth: Mwahahaha! I will now destroy all other player!!

Pink Kung-Fu Fox-Chan: Ahem...

Sephiroth: NO NO NO NO NO!! Not you!

*Sephiroth is mauled by the small pink innocent looking fox*

Sephiroth: EVIL INCARNATE!!! AGHHHH!!! *loud beating sounds are heard offscreen*

Darkfox: O.o

Cloud: Dangit! Now who will I fight?

Screech *From saved by the bell*: I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT!!!

Cloud: AH MY GOD! THAT VOICE BURNS! IT'S LIKE NAILS ARE SCRATCHING THE BLACKBOARD OF MY BRAIN!!! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!!! *head explodes*

FFL: Your head asplode!!

*Gameover pops up*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: OH GOD, NOT DnD! *runs off*

-Odin: I prevent you from running by putting a barrier of rocks in front of you!

*A barrier of rocks appears in front of Warxe*

-Xios: I animate 3 undead servants, and order them to attack you.

-Warxe: I use my demon bodyguard to counter the attack!

*DB kills the 3 undead servants*

-Warxe: I then summon an Escape Potion which will allow me to escape this thing!

*A potion sppears*

-Xios: I prevent you fronm escaping with my Chains of Sin.

*Chains appear on Warxe*

-Warxe: That's no fair!

-Odin: I use Zantetsuken on you. *rolls dice* Instant kill!

-Warxe: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*

-Razor: I summon all of you to the Pub with my Summon Drunkards!

*Everyone gets into the pub*

-Razor: I then use my knowledge in herbology to poision the beers, so all of you die when you drink them.

[Darkfox]

Moe: I use Nose Tweak on Curly!

*Moe Tweaks  Curly's nose*

Curly: OW! Why I... I use eye poke on Moe!

Moe: I dodge the eye poke!

*Curly pokes Larry's eyes instead*

Larry: OWW!!!

[Razor]

Razor: I cast Level 3 Realisation on you stooges. You're all dead, you know that?
Larry: Well, look at that! He's right!
Moe: Quiet knucklehead! *three stooges turn to dust*

[Pythis]

*Walks in* Hi everyone my name is Lord Baffles

Man: Sir your not Lord Baffles your Pythis.

Pythis: Right, right. My name is Pythis I welcome you all to my forum.

Man: It's not your damn forum!

Pythis: I mean welcome me to this forum.

Pythis: If you need anything I will come to you with kindess*coughgrenadeyouinthemouth*.

Man: Damn you beer, who will be you rnext victom!
 
Bartender: Here's your beer sir.

Man: Thanks dude, keep the change. *Jugs down the beer*