Charas Pub

[Drace]

Warxe: *dies*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: *dies*
Everybody else: *dies*
Pub: *dies*
Hell: *dies*

(Meanwhile, in the netherpub,)

Bluhman: Aww darn. Now we's all dead n' stuff!
Warxe: Hey don't look at me like that?
Bluhman: Oh sure! "Let's all die! All the cool people are doing THAT!!!" Psh.

[Darkfox]

Red: ... Hey wait a second... I'm alive now!

[Razor]

FFL: *uses phoenix down*
Trevlac: *uses phoenix up*
Drace: *uses phoenix sideways*
World: *a splodes*
Razor: *rejoyces for injokes*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *uses pheonixsomeotherdirectionnotmentioned*

Warxe: ... no effect.

*Fat Opera Lady Appears and sings, world a splodes again*

Warxe: How many times has the world asplode'd again?

FFL2and3rocks: OMG! HE SAID ASPLODE!! *asplodes*

Darkfox: ...
Warxe: ...how about we say none of this ever happened?
Darkfox: Works for me...

[Drace]

Drace: *hits the reset button, everything get's reset till the first post*

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*Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.*
Weregnome: Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?
Razor: Yes, yes I did. *Razor pulled out a key.*
Razor: I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub.
Weregnome: Just open the door.
*And so Razor did.*


*Next day*

Razor: So... *waits behind bar for eager drunkards*

[Razor]

Meanwhile, back in time but fully aware of what happens in the future when everything goes back in time... ok, WTF?

Warxe: ...
Darkfox: Maybe it was better off when everything a sploded.


But then, in the future, which is actually the past...
Razor: Maybe I should read a book, about how the pub flourishes and lots of weird stuff and people happens.
Weregnome: Dude... Whatever... *drinks Canadian Club*

[Drace]

*Araloth, ChaoticParodox, GhostClown, Osmose and Pikatira enter the pub and do the same thing they did in the past*

Razor: This makes me nacious.
Drace: Ok, ok. No worries. I still have the back-up Blue-Ray-Cd.
Razor: Blueeeeee........... *eats Blue-Ray-CD*

[Razor]

(rofl XD)

Narrator that sounds like PeeWee Herman: Hey guys! I found Disk 2! *inserts*

*Charas goes offline, every thing is deleted, then it comes back online and everyone starts off somewhere else*

*camp fire*
Razor: Noodles anyone?
Warxe: I'm cold.
Zero: I can help that. *throws Warxe on fire* *fire goes out*
Razor: You spilt my noodles! *chases after Warxe and Zero*
Drace: You put out the fire! *chases too*
*starts raining*
Darkfox: I'm gonna blame you for that. I just want an excuse to join in. *takes chase too*

[Drace]

Drace: Wait. Where the heck are we?
Darkfox: The Twilight Zone!
Drace: *looks at should, no monkey* Nope.
Darkfox: *looks under shirt* Yeah, you're right. I'm no Darkvixen. *sniff* *sob*

[WarxePB]

-Zero: *stops* Huh? Where's the beer?

-Warxe: Who knows.

*A monster jumps out of the woods*

-Monster: Um... grr?

-Zero: :O A monster!

*Everything goes FMV as the monster uses one of its giant claws to cut down a few nearby trees*

-Warxe: *looks at self* Cool, I'm 3D!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *Takes onions out of pocket* Oh no wonder why... *tosses it behind himself*

Drace: *the onions land at his feet* Oh no... on-on... WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *begind bawling*

Colonel Sentana: *shoots down door*

Razor: O.o there's a thing called a doorknob...

CS: I know...

Warxe: O.o uh... I was shot -_- *dies and respawns*

[Razor]

Drace: Wait where did that door come from?
*door gets up*
Razor: Oooh creepy.
Darkfox: I wonder what is on the other side of it... *opens door, gets hit by THE TWILIGHT ZONE, instantly turning into female version*
Darkvixen: DAMMIT! *blows up Title*
Grandy: So... you doing anything later?
Darkvixen: ...

[Drace]

Drace: *looks at shoulder* Oh for god's f*cking sake!

[Razor]

Meanwhile.
TheIllusiveFish: I'm bored.
White: I'm annoying.
Drace: Hooray for pub!
Razor: I shouldn't be here.
*party enters*
Drace: toldya we'd get somewhere cool.
Razor+Razor: Double you tee EFF?!
Drace+Drace: Lolololololol!