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Offline DarkFlood2

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« Reply #2715 on: October 16, 2005, 07:17:51 PM »
*DarkFlod points and laughs, then produces a sandwitch from nowhere and begins to eat it
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« Reply #2716 on: October 16, 2005, 08:15:50 PM »
Monkey: *Steals Darkflood's sandwhich*
Nelson: *points at DF2* HA! HA!
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« Reply #2717 on: October 16, 2005, 08:46:51 PM »
*DarkFlood throws off his cloak to reveal an extremely awesome looking sword

DarkFlood: DON'T..... STEAL.... MY......SANDWITCH!!!!!

*DarkFlood slashes everyone within a 20 - meter radius in half, then floats into the sky with eyes glowing red, and begins to blast energy bursts at the kegs of alcohol.
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« Reply #2718 on: October 16, 2005, 08:58:28 PM »
*Evil Shadus is reborn and sees DF2 Power.*
Evil Shadus: *Says dauch words.*
Good Shadus: DF2!I have a sandwich!
DF2: OHHH Sandwich...
*DF2 garbs the sandwich and blows Good Shadus' head off.*
Evil Shadus: *More dauch*
MT11: Drace I think you made him more annoying.
Drace: At lease he can't kill us.
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« Reply #2719 on: October 16, 2005, 09:10:21 PM »
*eats the sandwitch

DarkFlood: Ohh... I don't feel soo *hic* good..

*vomits on Drace's shoes

DarkFlood: That's better.... Wait.. what was in that sandwitch?

*changes Shadus's vocabulary to engrish
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« Reply #2720 on: October 16, 2005, 09:20:38 PM »
Note:There are two Shadus'.Good and Evil.Please say if you kill good or Evil Shadus.

*Good Shadus is reborn*
Good Shadus:Only the frashist fruits and vaggeis.
DF2:Vaggeis?
*DF2 pulls out sword and kills Good Shadus agian*
DF2:I want candy in my sandwich!

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« Reply #2721 on: October 16, 2005, 10:02:39 PM »
*DarkFlood's homicidal 2nd personality, DarkRage comes forth

DarkRage: I hunger for blood.... and candy.

*DarkRage charges at Drace swinging his sword wildly, but trips on good Good Shadus's corpse and cuts off evil Shadus's legs.

DarkRage: Stupid corpse!

*DarkRage eats Good Shadus's corpse.

Drace: Eww....
Evil Shadus: Ow! My legs!
DarkRage: Mmmm.... Cannibalicious.
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Zeex - Level 70 Undead Warlock, Burning Legion Server.

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« Reply #2722 on: October 16, 2005, 10:24:09 PM »
*stealthy as a ninja, Razor jumps up behind Darkrage, getting him in a headlock and covering his mouth*
Razor: *whispering calmly* Noone likes people who are invincible and noone likes people who don't. Stay. Dead. *slices DR's neck, blood flies out like a fire hose*
Drace, Grandy and Darkfox: *hold up 8 9 and 7 signs*
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« Reply #2723 on: October 16, 2005, 10:35:19 PM »
DarkRage: You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
*DarkRage removes his scarf to show the rotting flesh underneath

DarkRage: If youre so keen on killing me, Razor, you can be the first to die.
Razor: ^ Spelling error!
DarkRage: Wha..?
*Razor grabs DarkRage and tosses him out the window

3 minutes later...

*A man in a cloak walks into the bar

Man: Excuse me, can I have a drink?
Razor: We know it's you, DarkRage, get out.
Man: But I am not-
*Razor kills the man and tosses him outside.

DarkRage: Whoa.. Hate to be that guy.
*Darkrage Makes a new bar across the street.
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« Reply #2724 on: October 16, 2005, 10:38:32 PM »
Razor: Also, there's the rule no killing the regulars who don't frequently die. Like Razor, or Drace, or Darkfox. Warxe however...
Warxe: *dies upon hearing his name*
Razor: speaking of rules...
*a very large rulebook appears out of the air, crushing Darkrage*
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« Reply #2725 on: October 16, 2005, 10:49:03 PM »
*DarkRage fashions a catulpult of sticks, paperclips, and duct tape and proceeds to open fire.

DarkRage: Hehehe I'll destroy him
*DarkRage lets out an overly dramatic clice maniacal villan laugh

DarkRage: Now to get stone cold Drunk!

*All of the sudden, out of nowhere, loud rock music begins to play and beautiful women come with the finest wines, beers, and other forms of alcohol.
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Zeex - Level 70 Undead Warlock, Burning Legion Server.

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« Reply #2726 on: October 16, 2005, 11:00:03 PM »
*Good Shauds is reborn*
Good Shadus:DarkRage!You are evil and I must kill evil!
*Good Shadus truns in two an angel form*
Angel Shadus:Evil must be slain!
*Pulls out sword and kills DarkRage.DarkRage truns back to DarkFlood*
Razor:Wait if you must kill evil then why won't you kill Evil Shadus?
Angel Shadus:Oh yeah.
*Truns back to Good Shadus.*
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« Reply #2727 on: October 16, 2005, 11:01:02 PM »
Razor: Oh no, I ain't paying for no leggy broads. AGNUS!
*all the pretty girls disappear*
*a very large person, who's sex is indeterminable appears*
Agnus: Agnus like pretty man! TAKE PRETTY MAN! *takes DR*
DR: Noooooooooooooo! Oh, alright. ;)
Razor: and now everyone
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« Reply #2728 on: October 16, 2005, 11:08:06 PM »
*DarkFlood walks into the bar again

Razor: Wait a minute, didn't I just take you out?
DarkFlood: No.. You took my slightly more homicidal personality, DarkRage.
Razor: But DR is just a personality.
DarkFlood: But I can split apartinto 2 different beings.
Razor: ...

*DarkFlood takes a seat opposite of the part of the bar where the urine soaked corner is, pulls out a laptop, and begins work on "The Charas Pub: The game"
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« Reply #2729 on: October 17, 2005, 05:22:57 AM »
Razor: The hell you are! *stamps © everywhere* You haven't even been classed as a regular!
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