Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

*suddenly they are all at the movies*

Darkfox: ...Bluhman, this is the LAST time you get allowed to pick which movie we watch.

[Razor]

Razor: Happy my 3200 post, 1700 forum gaming post, and 1500 real posts!
*gets hit by a bus*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Ha ha!

*bus explodes, impaling Warxe with tons of glass and bits of metal*

Warxe: Aww... *dies*

Drace: Pff. Attention hog. *grows another 2 feet*

Warxe: *gets up* What did you call me?! *grows 70 metres*

Bluhman: Metres?

Warxe: GRRR! IMPERIAL SYSTEM WILL DIE! *grows another 50 metres*

Razor: To the Hindenrazor! *jumps into a blimp with a giant Razor face on the front* Douse him with beer!

Duff Man: OH YEAH! *throws a keg of beer at Warxe*

Warxe: *shrinks 119.5 metres* Aww... and I was just starting to have fun. *dies due to alcohol poisioning*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Must find a film to calm them down! *Runs about*

Razor: Why aren't you blasting him?

Duff Man: Nae beer, cap'n. We're gonna 'ave to think o' a new plan!

Dragonium: This one! *Plays iRazor, with Razor running about on the screen dodging things that explode*

Razor: It's me!

iRazor: Aaaargh! *Dodges explosions*

Warxe: Aaaargh! *Dodges barrels*

Razor: I thought we were out of beer?

Duff Man: Sorry cap'n...

Razor: *Smacks Duff Man*

Dragonium: Smacking... It makes me grow bigger...

Razor: Wait, who's steering?

*Hindenrazor starts to fall in a painfully slow manner*

Dragonium: Makes me grow strongaaaaaargh?! *Gets hit by Hindenrazor*

*Tumbleweed, sad music*

Narrator: Is this the end for our heroes...?

Dragonium: *Comes out of deflated Hindenrazor*

Razor: How the hell did we survive that? We must have fallen over 1,000 feet.

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGHH!!!! *Grows 400 feet*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: YARRRRR!!!! *Grows a couple of years*
Razor: Huh? ... Oh I see what you're getting to! WAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!! *Grows a couple of lightyears*
Warxe: Awwwwwww Daiper Biscuts!

[Dragonium]

Razor: I have two feet!

Warxe: YAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Razor: You grow in feet now?

Warxe: YAAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

*6 days later*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Razor: *Brings out milk and cookies and puts them by Warxe* He's still going, huh?

Drace: Hasn't stopped.

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Razor: Oh well. *Walks off*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*

[Razor]

MT11: So we're all good now?
*everyone nods*
Narrator: SUDDENLY, SEVERAL EVENTS OCCUR!
Razor: Events!
Darkfox: They make
Dragonium: me grow
Warxe: bigger...
Bluhman: make me
Razor: grow stronger...
Darkfox: HHRRRAAA
Dragonium: AAAAAAAA
Warxe: AAAAAAAA
Bluhman: AAGGHHH!!!
Duffman: Oh yeah!

[Drace]

Drace: Hmmmm... seems like I need to engage into retard mode too. HHRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!

[Razor]

*a large pole grows out of Drace's forehead*
Razor: What the?
Drace: *turns around, hits Razor*
Warxe: Oh my God, you killed Razor!
Drace: *turns around, hits Warxe*
Jeff: Hey guys. Oh my God, you killed Warxe!
Drace: *turns around, hits Kenny*
Stan: Oh my God, you killed Kenny!
*everyone stares*
Stan: I'll go now.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Which begs the question, why did a pole grow out of Drace's head?

Drace: Because this is Random World, where anything can happen!

Warxe: ... *dies due to a severe head injury*

FFL: YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

*everyone stares*

FFL: ...I'll leave now.

[Darkfox]

RAZOR FUSES WITH Bomberman and becomes... BOMERAZOR!

Bomerazor: Oh great, NOW I'm a terrorist...

[Drace]

 Meanwhile in the Gotham City

Daily Blade(newspaper): Wrong-way Batman!
Gotham Gazette(newspaper): Batman's greatest boner!
News O Globe(newspaper): Joker's threat comes true, makes fool out of Batman! Wrong-way Batman! Lawman aims for California, winds up in England!

Joker: But how did you find my new hideout? I took such pains to conceal it!
Batman: You committed a boner! Joker! You were so busy forcing me in a boner, you forgot forgot you were committing one yourself!


 Later...

Radio: And the Joker's newest "boner" crime was foiled by the alert action of Batman and Robin!
Joker: Bah! Confound that Batman! It is well that I am ready to trick him into his boner! Then the tables will be turned!


 Next day...

Commissioner: Batman -- we've got to stop the Joker! Those boner crimes are making us look bad! I'm worried about the boner he's readying for you!
Batman: Don't worry, commissioner! I've allways been able to outguess the Joker in the past! We'll catch up to him soon!

Robin: What does he mean, Bruce? How can he force you into a boner?
Batman: I don't know. But whatever it is, it isn't good, that's for sure!


 And later...

Batman: There's only one thing to do -- we've got to get to the joker before he can get to us. Let's continue our study of the greatest boners of all time -- and try to get the Joker's next move...


 Meanwhile, at the Joker's hideout...

Joker: So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! Í'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!


 And next day...

Newspaper: Joker pulls boner of the year!


 Meanwhile...

Drace: What the ****?!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *dressed like Robin* Holy hell, Bomerazor!

[Razor]

Bomerazor: That's right, old chum.
Grandy: I'd prefer if you actually faced me when talking to me.
Bomerazor: Never!

[Archem]

Then Wolly (who's been sitting dormant in the corner for quite some time) spontaneously combusts, starting a grease-fire.

Wolly: Ow! Hot! Hot!

Grandy: Gah! Fire!

Then he begins to beat Wolly with a DarkFlood.

DarkFlood (who will forever be known as DF, for time reasons): Ow! Stop it! Gah!

Wolly: Stop it! Nooo!!! Glahbahbah!!! Go stop the fire!!!

Grandy:... No. This is more fun.

Darkfox: Blink of Not-on-Fire!

Then he blinks the fire off.