Charas Pub

[Archem]

Wolly: I like the fact that we're all still in that there ice dungeon, and yet we're somehow somewhere else!
Dragonium: Shut up already. I thought we banned you from the server.
Razor: Well actual-
Bones: CLEAR!

[Drace]

Jorge Garcia a.k.a. Hurley: Uhhhh.... Drace. You got some Artz... I mean Pacman on you.
Drace: *gasp* Jorge Garcia!!! You're so big! I wanna hug you like most of the people who are fan of you! *hugs Hurley*
Hurley: ... meh *eats Drace*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Of course. Why wouldn't Hurley eat Drace for no reason?

Hurley: ... Meh. *Eats Dragonium*

Sawyer: Ahem! Excuse me, I demand your full attention! I'm not acting all moody and doing this cowboy accent for my health, y'know.

Bones: CLEAR!! *Falls over*

Sawyer: Yeehaw! *Twirls hat and rides of into the sunset*

[Drace]

Kate: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......................................
Jack: Hey Kate, where di... *get's French kissed by Kate*
Kate: *gasp* *runs off*
Jack: The hell?

[Darkfox]

Clint Eastwood: ...

[Grandy]

 Grandy: This is getting... random... *suddenly is set in fire.... by the ICE DRAGON!*
 Grandy: AAAGH! IT'S THE ICE FIRE! IT COLDS! IT COLDS!
 Charles Chaplin: *Jack Chan fight style finishing with a summersault on the table*
 Laurel and Hardy: *opens mouth* *big white letters in a black background, it reads "Its MORPHIN TIME!"* *both morph in Darkfox and Razor.

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *writes "Creative Ways to Die" on a piece of paper* Well, uh... hmm.

*A giant thought bubble appears over Warxe's head. In the thought bubble, he falls off a cliff into sharp pointy rocks, and dies.*

-Warxe: ....Nah.

*In the thought bubble, he gets mauled by a pack of wolves, crocodiles and mosquitoes*

-Warxe: ...meh.

*Then he gets beheaded by Zantetsuken*

-Warxe: There we go. *pulls out a giant sword and decapitates himself*

[Archem]

Wolly: Hmm... Everyone seems to be dying somehow... But I can't... Why do I keep getting left out?! Oh well... It's Morphine Time!
Yeah. Morphine.
Wolly: But "It's LSD Time!" just doesn't work. Or "Marijuana Time".
Darky: But you don't do drugs.
Wolly: Or do I?
Darky: No. You don't.
Wolly: Ok then... But what if I did?
Darky: No. Stop while you're ahead.

[Archem]

And so, Archem does the ultimate in evil: DOUBLE POSTING!!!
A woman lets forth a blood-curdling scream! A small girl loses her mommy to a drunk driving accident! Three over loaded jumbo jets crash into each other! The stock markets around the world hit rock bottom! Nazis riding dinosaurs open fire on the innocent! I lost my favorite cup! Oh, wait. There it is... But the turmoil doesn't stop there!
DarkFlood: Yes it does.
Hey! Wait! what are you doing?! Don't unplug tha-

[Drace]

Drace: Well thise place seems to be more dead than Hitler's sex-life was.

[Razor]

Razor: You know what this place needs?
Drace: The lights on?
Razor: No, that costs too much.
Drace: But the power plants are giving it away for 1c a year!
Razor: Blasphemy!
Drace: How about more than just us two in here?
Razor: No, no, what we need is *wipes dust away on bartop* Hey, this isn't the Charas Pub! This is the StarScape pub!
Drace: ...
*THEY RETURN TO THE REAL PUB*
*it's filled with like thirty people*
Drace: Well, that certainly was unexpected.
Razor: Was it Drace? Was it?
Drace: Yes.
Razor: Really Drace? Really?
Drace: Stop winking, or I'll punch you in the stomach.
Razor: Are you sure, Drace? Are AAAGHH---*thud*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Hitting subscribe system* WHY... WON'T... YOU... WORK???!!!???

[Drace]

Subribe System: Because my wife is having a bloody baby right now so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Drace
Drace: Well thise place seems to be more dead than Hitler's sex-life was.

 You DO know Hitler kept secret relashionship with his cousin, don't you?

[Razor]

Razor: So you're saying that over the last 60 years, Hitler is still having sex? Cause otherwise, his sex life is dead.