Charas Pub

[ES2005]

ES2005: Careless people...while they were galavanting off in their own world they left their treasure unguarded!
*looks at empty chest*
ES2005: Dag, yo.

[Darkfox]

Tina: ... kuu?

Darkfox: Thats a...

Psychosis: Leave it be.

[Razor]

*ES2005 walks away from the chest*
*chest starts to shake*
ES2005: What thall?
*Mimic eats ES2k5*




Razor: Hey everyone! We now sell wine!
Warxe: Cool! Hey Razor, can I have a glass of wine?
Razor: Sorry, we are out of wine!
Warxe:...

[Darkfox]

*Tina walks up to Razor and sits down and does nothing for about 7 minutes*

Arlan: Nice gargoyle... wait a second...

*treads on Tina's tails and goes back through the window, this time thrown by a tail*

[Xen]

*Xen enters*
Xen: I..uhh..forgot my...wallet.
Razor: Wallet? You've never had a wal-
Xen: *steals Razor's wallet* -Yoink!
Razor: *shoots Xen in the face with a shotgun* Nice try. *takes back wallet*
Xen: *picking bullets out of face* Aww. Now I gotta find an easier target... *notices ED lying on the floor, drunk* Ah, he seems easier. *approaches ED*
ED: *drunkenly* Wha...wha...you wan-want?
Xen: All your money?
ED: You...you don't *hic* scare...me! *passes out*
Xen: *takes ED's wallet* Yoink! *leaves*
Grandy: Aren't the police still out there? *watches T.V*
News reporter: ...and a large Dragon has just emerged from the building. He is suspected to be armed and dangerous, and the police have decided to move in to arrest him.
Grandy: Didn't Razor bribe those guys?
Razor: Aww dammit! *goes to fetch more beer*
Grandy: *continues watching T.V*
News reporter: ...the Dragon is putting up a big fight. The police are retreatin-
Police: *running away* ARRRGGGHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Xen: *goes to attack cameraman* DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
News Reporter: ARRRRRRRRRR-

*screen goes fuzzy*

Grandy: Hmpf. Stupid News Reporters.

[ultros]

*enters the pub AGAIN* Hello, where can I buy a beer here?
*walks up to the bar* Good afternoon, all.  I wish to say I hate AOL. I am not a spammer, but I must put this point accross

[Darkfox]

*An arrow hits the door next to Ultros' head*

Robin Hood: Hows that a point for you?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hey, Samba, nobody's looking... Text battle time...

*AOL Buddy walks in*

Ultros: Yike!

Buddy: Yike!

Battle Start! (Click)

Ultros attacks Buddy for 200 damage!
Buddy attacks Ultros for 540 damage!
Ultros attacks Buddy for 322 damage!
Buddy casts Get User Info!
[User info detected: Weakness - Thunder]
Buddy casts Thunder Storm for 1797 damage!
Dragonium: Hmph... Ultros is getting pummelled... We should do something...
Samba: Right.
[Dragonium, Samba and Radian joined the battle!]
Dragonium attacks Buddy for 783 damage!
Samba uses Treble Trigger on Buddy for 118, 516 and 809 damage!
Radian attacks Buddy for 670 damage!
Arlan: Hey, don't forget me!
[Arlan joined the battle]
Ultros attacks Buddy for 421 damage!
Buddy casts Lag on all opponents!
Party's speed is reduced!
Buddy casts Spam on Radian!
Radian can't attack!
Buddy casts Random Disconnect on Samba!
Samba: Nooooooo...! *Disappears*
Dragonium: Damn... Time to get serious!
Dragonium summons Xen!
Xen: Mmmm... Squid... *Eats Ultros*
Dragonium: Xen!
Xen: Oh... Sorry...
Arlan uses Beer on Xen!
Razor: Hey, you're paying for that! *Shoots Xen with a shotgun*
Xen falls! (On top of the AOL Buddy)
*Victory poses*

Dragonium: Problem solved. *Dusts off hands*

[Darkfox]

Heisheros: Two problems solved.

Razor: *notices Tina* What?

Tina: *giggles*

Razor: Ooook... *Walks away*

Tina: ... *follows*

Razor: AGHH! Giant bio-engineered female chasing me!!! *hides in secret chamber that is hidden by a hologram of a picture of George Washington in a Superman suit*

Tina: *looks around, ears flop down, all four of them...* Awwrr...

[Lighting Half Dozen]

L6 drops the camura he was secretly useing to get a show on MTV. THe crowd stares at him he slowly walks out. Before he leaves he sees a Golden Ring on the floor, with everyone still looking at him, he picks it up and leaves.

[Darkfox]

Tina: *Chases L6*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Grabs Shotgun*GET HER DONE!*Chases Tina,starts shooting*


L6:AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina:Warxe,HELP!

Warxe:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragonium:WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!

Darkfox:BECAUSE WE CAN!

Razor:SHUT UP!*Chases Duke*GIVE BACK MY SHOTGUN!

[Darkfox]

(Apparently Duke forgot that Tina is mute -_-)

*Duke's evil actions rupture the space-time continium*

[WarxePB]

-Kratos: The space-time continuum has been ruptured.

*Swirly effect*

-Warxe: Stupid Duke... *transforms into Jani Fors*

-Jani Fors: O_O

-Kratos: *high-pitched voice* You don't see that every day.

-Xios: *8-bit* Noooooooo! I only have two walking frames! Bleep kableep bloop!

-Warxe: And I have boobs! This is SO twisted!

-Jani Fors: *gets sucked into a spacetime rip*

-Yue: Yes! Now I have the all-powerful power of Randomness under my control! *make srandom stuff happen*

[Darkfox]

Tina: *looks at Warxe* I do too! Wait... nevermind... I'm supposed to... wait... somthing is different here... I CAN TALK!! YAY! *dances*