Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Fake DarkFlood2]

Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Back from the dead.

You're no fun anymore.

[Archem]

...Okay!

I wish there was a fake me on the prowl!

[Dominicy]

Granted, it turns out it's Lord Raffles.

I wish everyone would quit leaving.

[Darrellito]

Granted. But then your banned.

I wish I didn't get picked up for petty theft in over 800$ in the last week.

[Dominicy]

Don't we all ;p;

I wish for nice breathe.

[HobomasterXXX]

your breath is so nice that everyone starts hating you because your breath is nicer then theirs.

I wish I had Metroid Prime 2(with a working Gamecube, and the disk is in good quality).....

[Darrellito]

Granted. But then your house and every avalible  source of electricity  explodes.

I wish I could travel back and forward in time with no paradoxes or effects on the future.

[Musha]

Granted, but you get eaten by a T-Rex.

I wish coffee had twice the caffeine.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but now coffee gives a combination of Cancer and Herpes.

I wish that all religion was abolished. By choice, not by force.

[Dominicy]

Too bad. *hugs Bible*

I wish for longer Alpha Force demo.

[Musha]

Granted, but Uwe Boll plays it and decides to make a movie based on it.  The movie sets a new standard by which horrible video game movies are judged.

I wish somebody would post in the Caption Game thread

[Dominicy]

Nevar  :p

I wish I could understand what's so great about the Beatles >.>

[Musha]

Granted, but now you must drive around in a Yellow Submarine singing "I am the walrus, koo koo kachu!" fof all eternity.

I wish that nobody would grant my wish.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Wish grantified (Not granted, grantified.)

I wish to Captain Girl, then to up the from atop the tower.

[Dominicy]

Granted, you stab Captain Girl, then break the mushroom atop the bean tower.  You heard me..

pie plz.