Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but you skip school after using it all day. You eventually die of hunger.

I wish I could wish for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish that involves wishing for a wish.

[Musha]

Granted.  You die of old age before the wish is finished being granted, though.

I wish game designers would just release finished games instead of realeasing roughly 50% of the game's total content as paid Downloadable Content.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  RUNESCAPE IS NOW FREE.

I wish people would stop joining just to make requests.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Granted.  Charas then dwindles down the path of dying.

I wish, that cats we nicer.

[c0rn]

Granted. But then they would be Dogs.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener

Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
Granted.  Congrats!  You just became a weiner dog that is going to the Oscar Meyer factory to become a ... hot *pause* dog.

LOL I just thought of a funny response. Granted. But then the fat chicks would dig me.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Granted.  Congrats!  You just became a weiner dog that is going to the Oscar Meyer factory to become a ... hot *pause* dog.

[Rayonius]

i wish my wish would not be corrupted.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but that is the point of the game. You sent Charas into a black hole. Good job!

I wish the Mario and Sonic rivalry was replaced with IKE AND DEDEDE IN AN ALL OUT BRAWL.

[c0rn]

Granted. But then this would result in significant changes to the past and Dakota Fanning would be President.

I Wish upon wish, hope upon hope, that someone catches that Damn greased up deaf guy!!!!

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but Family Guy get's cancelled.

I wish there were no Simpsons clones. Or Jessica Simpson lookalikes.

[Red Fox]

Granted, everyone is now gay and wears a tanktop that says "I'm queer and I'm here".

I wish I once had a wish I would have wished that I had a wish at this moment.

[Dominicy]

>_>?

I wish I would stop getting stuck granting the confusing wishes.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but then your brain melts from the enlightenment.

I wish that Tingle was in Twilight Princess.

[Red Fox]

Granted, Tingle was in Twilight Princess where he raped Ganon who nine month later gave birth to Bowser.

I wish this wish was confusing.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, except I have no clue what I granted.

I wish FF spin-offs didn't suck.