Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Granted, but they end up on Maury and find out that JeT, you are the father.


I wish every person on earth had some form of a superpower.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted. Your power is the ability to take anything up the ***.

I wish that Clay won American Idol.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but then finds you, takes you down to a dark room in his basement, and forces you to suck him off while lisening to track after track of his solo album.

*Dons a tiara* I wish to end world hunger *Giggles*

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted. the planet Earth (the world) itself is no longer hungry, as it now eats everything it produces, leaving everyone starving and eventually dead.


I wish i could control the emotions of love and hate.

[Red Fox]

Granted. But the power of controling emotions is to great for you so you suffer a mental meltdown and run for president of America. You win and lead America into a golden age but when you decide that bananas should be banned from eating you set of a chain of events wich leads up to the end of the world.

I wish Atlantis hadn't sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but the rest of the world rises to the skies.

I wish I could make peoples heads explode with my mind.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you think too hard, causing your own head to explode, as you concentrated on your own mind

I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt my wish of world domination.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted... but you never wished for world domination.

I wish i could control the emotions of love and hate without a mental, physical, or psychological breakdown.

[Fisherson]

Granted but know the world is covered in darkness and we all freeze to death.


I wish had a corprate office and a fancy car and great wife who wouldn't leave me or try to kill me in
my sleep.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but I kill you for your possessions, and "steal" your wife.

I wish whenever I yell "Ouendan!", a Japanese cheer squad would appear, and help me succeed at everything.

[Fisherson]

Grnated, but the're an all male cheerleading squad.



I wish we had a Star gate.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but some kind of half pigbear, half man comes out and kills you.

I wish the Republic of the Congo became part of the new USSR.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it turns out to just be a dream.

I wish this wish was horribly corrupted.

[_JeT_]

Hmm... Nah, don't think so...

I wish you were dead...

[Bluhman]

Granted, but the wish completely misses its target and kills Gemini! And then I capture his soul in a gem.

I wish I could get my damn sleep schedule back to normal.