Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rayonius]

granted. final fighting fantasy , except he didn't finish...

I wish free mmorpgs really were as good as they say.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, Club Penguin becomes better than WoW.

I wish KH:358 1/2 Days would come out sooner. Everywhere.

[c0rn]

Granted. the demo is out but the run time is 30 seconds.

I wish that I could touch the moon.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. You also touch the sun and burn.

I wish i could Shoryuken my enemy and light them on fire. FIRE!

[Dominicy]

Granted, but if this is a Naruto reference you die.

I wish Naruto would die. >___>

[lilsniffs3]

Originally posted by Dominicy
Granted, but if this is a Naruto reference you die.

Nope, just because I was playing SF2 on GameTap. (Ken's Shoryuken.)

Granted, Naruto died in Japan in the newest chapter. Now you have to wait for the English version to catch up.

I wish I could afford a Death Note volume, cause I'm flat broke.

[Rayonius]

Granted, but commercials are embedded in the episodes *mwa ha ha*

(wtf, naruto dies?)

I wish i was a blackbelt.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, you are now a blackbelt. Literally.

BTW, Naruto doesn't die. Just to grant the wish.

I wish Hannah Montana replaced Zelda in SSBB.

[c0rn]

Granted. Zelda, in turn takes over Hannah Montana's tv show and eventually the life of miley cyrus.

I wish that they made flying/hovering skateboards.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but you destroy Back to the Future part 2. You sick bastard.

I wish the Alt. song in Drawn to Life didn't have the constant "Wapo!"s in the song so I could use it as a battle theme.

[c0rn]

Granted. It is replaced with the Final Fantasy "Dimatayo".

I Wish that my second wish was more wishful than my first wish, but not as wishful or slightly less wishful than my 4th and 5th wish combined.

[Dominicy]

I am really getting tired of your wishes that kill my brain before I even read 'I wish' @_@  GRANTED.  BUT, you now have two hundred to five thousand burning needles placed in every available opening on your body.  Even pores.

I wish TV didn't suck at 5:00

[c0rn]

Granted. It would start sucking at 5:01

I wish that Dominicy could decode any wish, even the super somplicated ones.

[Emerates]

Granted, but somplicated then is removed from the dictionary twice.

I wish I had three golden kangaroos.

[Djanki]

Granted, but they're Fool's Gold.

I wish for faster internet service.