Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Archem]

Someday, the star falls on you.

I wish that I had a great job.

[lilsniffs3]

You get super powers, in COH.

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[X_marks_the_ed]

I'd teach you to read it, but then I'd be rushing evolution, which is bad.

I wish to be immortalized in a statue made of pennies.

[Musha]

Granted, but somebody misreads the work order and ends up making the statue out of penises.

I wish people would stop ranting and whining  all over the internet about how every upcoming comic book movie it going to suck.

[X_marks_the_ed]

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I wish Control the pet population, have you pet spayed or neutered! Good night, everybody!

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get DARKNESS!

I wish into the vending machine.

[Weerd Thing]

You're trapped inside a gumball machine.

I wish it didn't hurt so much when you get kicked in the shins.

[Dominicy]

I never was kicked in the shin.  *kicks you*

I wish Pie - Didn't think different.

[Weerd Thing]

Granted. Pie tastes the same as everything else now.

I wish I could jump off a building and live.

[Dominicy]

You do.  Just barely.  Now you're stuck with a crippling fear of pavement.

I wish for another chicken...burrito thing.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  It's still horribly corrupt.

I wish I didn't wake up so late >.>

[Dragonium]

Granted, now you wake up so early you're actually waking up late on the previous day.

I wish my UCAS card gave me discounts for shops I actually use.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, in Sweden. They work in shops you would use if you were in Sweden.

I wish into Lucas' mind.

[Dragonium]

Granted. Sadly you are crushed by a falling Wailord.

I wish real life was more like EarthBound.

[HobomasterXXX]

You are, but I am Lucas, and my UP-B move is much better than yours.

I wish i had a WII