Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Granted, but your hair constantly cuts itself as a mullet, as that was the popular hair style when you were born.

I wish I could patent my idea for electro-magnetic travel.

[Musha]

Granted, but Magneto sues you for stealing his idea.

I wish I could cut a building in half with a sword like all those Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy VII guys.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. He WAS a meatball.  Now he's a Mountain Dew.

I wish Meiscool would be the awesomest mountain dew ever.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but he's made of people.

I wish I could go blind like Daredevil and get all superheroicly inclined.

[Bartman]

You go blind become all superhero like but than moments later your powers leave and you walk into busy traffic, being hit by a bus.

I wish I could talk in every language known to man

[Fisherson]

Granted, but your brian over heats form the stress of remembering all of those languages.




I wish could finish Warped..

[Dominicy]

Granted.  The whole.... Al Gore plot-device thing kinda ruins it for me, possibly a few other people.  Srsly.

I wish people would stop ruining awesome songs with crappy AMV slide-shows >_>

[_JeT_]

Granted, but now all of the record companies rape every song, by making everything Pop.

I wish I could shoot hornets out of my feet, which follow my every command!

[Dominicy]

Granted.  People start comparing you to the bad guy from that one anime with the dog...guy.

I wish social darwinists would just shut up already >_>

[Darrellito]

Granted, but then the bible becomes law.

I wish I could fly without using any kind of device or harness.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but they screw up and you still have lungs.

I wish that Trix wasn't just for kids.

[mironic]

trix is a food... for breakfast there you go but now you are forced to eat it and nothing more...


i wish i new all about meiscool and wher he lived what sites he goes on and everything

[_JeT_]

Granted... If you give me ten- no... twent... noo... 5 BUCKS!

I wish I had my own internet stalker...

[mironic]

granted Im now yours andmeiscools stalker ( gives you 5 bucks )



I WISH I HAD A L337 KILLING MACHINE.

[Dominicy]

Erm... I refuse to grant that wish on the grounds that it will make me dead.

I wish my parents would just... stay on their fruity vacation >.>  This is my house, bitch.

Granted, now you cant stop flying, and fly so high that you cant breath anymore and dies.

When you see it...