Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

Granted, but they get corrupted much as these ones do.

I wish that I had a pancake.

[Tina Branford]

Granted, but some ***hole wishes for the universe to implode.

I wish for the universe to implode

[Musha]

Granted.  However, every denizen on the universe--besides you--has recently gained full immunity to implosion.

I wish I had some waffles.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Granted, you have some waffles. Solid, rock hard waffles. Lodged into your face.

Courtesy of the waffle gun.


I wish I could control time.

[Cerebus]

Granted. You decide to travel back in time to see if the 40's were really in black and white...
Unfortunately, you can't travel back in time, only control it, so you basically just made it start all over.

I wish I could have a pet Kodiak bear who wouldn't attack me or my family/friends.

[Musha]

Granted.  You are now the proud owner of the LZ 129 Hindenburg.

I wish I had a Misericorde.

[fruckert]

Granted?

I wish that my Fraxy enemy wasn't so twitchy.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I had my new computer.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but the details involved are far too twisted, far too horrifying, far beyond the human mind to bear that it drives you insane, makes it LITERALLY rain cats and dogs, makes milk sour, grows the bean dip "hair" mutating it into another NEW lifeform that kills your pets, and you must fight it in revenge, and when you finally defeat it and tell people of what happened they lock you up in the loony bin.

I wish for a cream pie.

[Cerebus]

Granted. In your face!

I wish I was able to never sleep without any consequences, yet still being able to when wanted.

[fruckert]

Granted, you can now use the King of Hawaii.
Have fun.

I wish that Monicas ultima weapon in Dark Chronicle didn't look so stupid.

[Cloudghost]

Granted, you can now use the King of Hawaii.
Have fun.

I wish that Monicas ultima weapon in Dark Chronicle didn't look so stupid.

Granted, but it's never goign to be release.

I wish for it to snow. =p

[tekmansam]

Granted, but it's never goign to be release.

I wish for it to snow. =p

Granted:  It snows, in the sahara, global climate drastically shifts and we are thrown into another extinction level ice age.

I wish I wasn't so gd bored.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it's never goign to be release.

...Dark Cloud 2 is about seven years old...

Granted, you're now watching Hannah Montana.

I wish I could magic missile, lol.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted and you attack the darkness.

I wish I didn't constantly forget that my computer works.