Charas Grande Adventure Game: Rebirth of an Age

[Zoltar]

Zoltar: *Walks in from the storm* Ahh pardon me? My car broke down and I was wondering if anybody could give us a jump? Also some directions to Atlantis?

[Fisherson]

Dave: *Was walked through* > <; (Seriously? Hmpf! I would have given you directions to Atlantis if you hadn't done that.)

Grandy:  *See's Zoltar walk through the door, thus blocking his path* What ho? Get out of my way, innocent bystander! I must be off with these women and make a harem!

Rahl: *Stops fighting Razor a moment* Huh? Hey! He' stealing my idea! *Charges darkness around him* Gestugaaaaaa.....Ten-

Razor: *Taps a hidden lever using the towel like a whip*

Rahl: -What?! Oh noooooooaaaaagggggghhhh! *Thump! He shakes the floorboards at little as he hits the bottom of the bottomless pit Razor installed*

Razor:...I have to remember to shop more from the Owl Merchant and less from Craigslist. *He said facepalming then noticed Grandy trying to make of with all the women* Now to deal with you!

Grandy: *Turns away from Zoltar and Ghost-Dave* Oh really? *He said hefting the sack* You and what army?

Razor: The army small green imps I can summon once per turn! *Assumes Summoning pose* Prepare to die!
CT: {0IIIIIIII}..... *Boop* {00IIIIIII}

Grandy: Well damn. I didn't see that coming! But I am a fan of Final Fantasy Tactics so I'll play along. *Waits*.......*Gets a snack* ...*Waits again*....Hmm....*Steals a few credit cards and watches HBO*....... Okay.... Bye now.*Dashes over to the stairs intending to escape via the window! Oh noes!* Ha ha ha ha! Nobody stops Grandy!

[Zoltar]

Zolty: *Watches the thief trying to exit* Oh boy. I shouldn't get involved...But if I help these people then maybe I can finally get someone to look at my car. *Takes out his gun and puts a round in the thief's leg* Hold up there, you bandit! *Walks up the stairs slowly* Now I want you to set that bag down and then drop any weapons you have on the ground then kiss the floor. I used to work in DC so I can, and will, drop you if you don't cease and desist.

[Fisherson]

Grandy: *Is shot and tetters at the top of the stairs* Ow! M-My leg!...It's got a bullet in it! Augh! *Falls down the stairs with the sack of girls landing on Grandy*

*Critical hit! Grandy was defeaten*

Grandy's Ghost: Aww...my harem....

*Suddenly the sack of girl's was split open by a slice from a gunblade!

Phayre: *Leaps out of the flaming hole, along with Valiere, Sai'Kar, Mid and Sarah C they all look pissed* Okay who's the moron who was trying to kidnap us in such a cliche and half baked way?! 

Razor:  *Points to Rahl in the pit*

Phayre: *Looks down there* Hey you! 

Rahl: *looks up* Eh?

Pharye: *Casts Firaga Junctioned with Eden*

*Rahl was burnt to a crisp...IE: defeaten

Sai: You go girl!

Val: Yeah! ...Hey I just had great idea! Why don't we conquer Charas ourselves and free all women from oppression in bloody revolution.

Sarah C: That sounds like allot of work.

Mid: True and we did kill one guy anyway. That weird spikey haired one. Let's all got get plastered then-

Phayre: -No! I'm all for Val's Matriarchal Revolution!

Val: Alright then!

Mid: But be realistic. We don't have an army we only have...*Counts*...five of us left that anybody remembers.

Sai: True...But what if we made new women?

Sarah: Huh? You mean...clones?

Dave's Ghost: *Hears the word's 'clones' and shudders* Ohh no not that! Anything but that!

Sai: Well yes that'd be for foot soldiers but I was more thinking like this. *Turns to lone wolf* Gendium Reversarum! *She said hitting Lonewolf with a beam of blue light that turned him into a average looking gal* Ha! See?

Phayre: Amazing! =O

Razor: Gasp! Hey! You can't do that! ...I mean if you have to make him a woman you have to at least give him a bigger bust. *He said crossing his arms.*

[Zoltar]

Zolty: Okaaaaay I think I'm gonna leave now. *Attempts to escape*

[Fisherson]

Phayre: *Turns to Zoltar* Hold up! You can't leave yet. Mid block the door!

Mid: *Appears in the doorway like a ninja sealing it up with magical ninja tape*

Razor: Heeeey! >o< How will my customers get in now?

Ghost Rahl: Basement entrance?

Razor: Oh good ide- Eygaaaaah! A ghost!!

Archem: *Looks up from his "porn-top"* So what of it, ya racist? *Gets bored and goes back to looking not-porn*

Weregnome: Okay we're getting nowhere with this whole homicidal female arc.

Dave's Ghost: Yeah plus three of us are dead now.

Grandy's Ghost: Plus my body has started that count down thing like in FFT

Grandy's Corpse: { 3 }

Rahl: Wait...Techically as a spirit reaper I should still be alive! *Revives himself due to a technicality*

Dave's Ghost: Awww nuts.

Rahl: Now I return to end this foolish debate! *Takes out his huge *** katana* In a duel for honor! What do you say, Phayre?

Phayre: ....Oh you are so going down. *Stalks around Rahl like Leon- Ah Squal did Sora in KH1* Fire!

Rahl: *Dodge rolls to the side* Getsuga...Fake out! *Attacks with several slashes* Hiya! Have at ye, you estro-jerk!

Phayre: *Defends but is hit one along the shoulder causing a splurt of blood to be shed and is pushed closer to the pit fall* > >; Damn! His powers are great...But now thanks to my low HP I can limit break your ***. *Glows and her gunblade is surounded in red and violet pulsing energies*

Rahl: ...Oh ****!

Phayre: Squal of Rage!! *Attacks Rahl savagely*

Rahl: Gyaah! *Is cut to ribbons and left to bleed slowly on the floor*

Sarah C: Dun dun dun da da da dun da d-

Rahl: *Suddenly is surounded by shadows and engulfed*

Sarah C: -da?

* From the shows emerges what looks less like Rahl that some kind of Eldritch Horror*

Eldritch Horror: Bravo! Braaavo! Aha ha ha ha...Charasians are indeed as a powerful as I hoped they'd be.

Lucus: *Breaks in through the window* Holy plot twist Bat Man!

Eldritch Horror: *Hovers there a moment* Bat Man is so gay. Anywho~ I'm here to take over your pitiful flying island and use it for my own evil ambition of dropping things on random pedestrians!! WHAHAHAHAHA!

[Zoltar]

(Wait...can we control other people's characters??  )

*Zoltar stands there staring at Mid wondering what she looks like as he doesn't have her character sheet*

Zolty Uh...Miss? Can you stand asside?

Mid: Nein!

Zolty: Okay then taste the wrath of my pistol! *Takes aim* Click!....Wait "click"? *Checks the magazine* Ah...that's right. I need to buy more bullets!

Mid: *Gets out a leather whip* Et es tiem for you to be girly boy nao.

Zolty: Nooo! *Holds up his hands* Where's that sociopathic swordswoman when I need her?!

*Suddenly there was a flash of purple and poof! There was Proud Mary beside Zoltar. She was a six foot eight inches tall with long messy blue-black hair and looked like she had raided Cloud Striffe's closet. On her back was a way more wicked sword that he'd ever use though*

Mary: Zolllllltaaarrrr!! The hell have you been?? It's been days since you summoned me to your world, you jerk! *Slaps*

Zoltar: Ow.    Hey! That's not my fault. I'm still getting used to how this all works! 

Mary: Hmpf. Well now that I'm here let's take down this Phant! *Turns to Mid*...hey she's not a spirit! She's flesh and blood.  I don't cut down living people, only Phants. You know the Underworld Accord cleary states a Phant can only fight another Phant! So what the hell am I supposed to do?

Zoltar: ...Um...Well not tell her that so I can bluff her out, thanks.  Why do you have to be so useless??

Mary: Hmpf! Be glad we're in Shaymen lands. I hear outside of them a Phant can take on anyone they please. Living or dead.

Zoltar: ....Outside of Arcana you say?  Then you'll be happy to know we're not in Arcana anymore! We're in Charas.

Mary: Charas? What is that Idian?

Zoltar:  Just save my life already!

Mary: Oh fine but after this I get to stay out a while and explore.

Zoltar: No way!

Mary: That's my deal. Take it or leave it.

Zoltar:  Damn your etcoplasmic booty. Fine!

Mary: Sweet!!  *Turns to Mid* Okay honey, let's...*Takes her blade from her back* Rumble!! *Launches at her hovering above the ground and swining the giant scythe-like sword at Mid*

Mid: Nein. *Spins away from the blow and smacks Mary's ****

Mary: Eeee!!    The hell did you do that for?!

Mid: Comedeh effect?

Mary: *Glows with dark energies* Then let me show you something....comical. Cosmic....Crosswind!! *Unleashes several blade beams*

Mid: *Steps to the side* I vuld put up vat sheild if I vere vu.

Zoltar: Eh what do you- Yaaaaaah! *Is sliced up and now in ragged clothes*  I ...hate...you....so much...*Faints*

Mary:  Eheh heh heh!....Whoops?

[Fisherson]

(XD!!!!! Oh gosh if only I remembered Mid's new RP site! I'd love to show her your "Russian" impression of her. Lmao ...Also THANK YOU! You get how this is supposed to work. Use others characters to tell the story and it moves along more smoothly and makes for some fun.)

Dave's Ghost: I am so glad we're not alive right now, eh Grands? *Looks around* Grandy?

*Grandy is revived by his henchmen*

Grandy: Ha ha ha! Who says crime doens't pay?

Dave's Ghost: -_-; (I should have joined the Sith. They always survive somehow till the sequel.*

Eldritch Creature: RAGH! Listen to me fools! I am the main plot event!

Lucas: They probably won't, ya know. They tend to have the attention span of Team Rocket. Speaking of...*Releases Squirtle* Get 'em Squiritle! Use bite!

Eldritch Creature: Fool your punny Pokaymons are not match for my agless-

Squirtle: Squirt! *Bites and attaches itself to what is basically Eldritch Creature's head*

Eldritch Creature: ...Get it off, get it OFF!! *He says flailing around causing much destruction of the Pubb*

Razor: *Looks at Weregnome* We do have Eldritch Creature Damage insured right?

Weregnome: Uh...I think so?

[Rahl]

From the shadows of a distant past a mist slowly fills the room swirling around all of the Charas in the bar and begins drifting to the area in front of the Eldritch Creature. As mist begins to materialize the long blade of a black katana shines in the dim light... Eyes of yellow flame glower at the creature and in the background a guitar rift begins and you hear ♫ Now you feel like number one Shining bright for everyone Living out your fantasy The brightest star for all to see... ♫

Rahl: You want to take over this island? Right now your only in control of Jack and ****, and jack just left town... Getsuga Tenshou!!!

[Fisherson]

Dave: *Rubs his eyes* (Rahl? Is that you? o.o I mean the REAL you?? TuT) *Goes to hug Rahl but spirit chain keeps him in place* (....o.o; I forgot about that thing.) (Rahl, if you have any Pheonix Downs, Phoenix Plumes, Phoenix Tears or anything that's been brutally harvested from Phoenixes? I could use some!)

Eldritch Creature: *Is hit dislodging Squirtle who has to clamp onto the ceiling fan to avoid being blasted too* RAAAAAAAaaaggh! *He says crashing into the game room and falling down with a thud that sends on the tables into the air*

Sarah C: Ah! *Runs and catches all the ales and tables re-assembling them in a brief mini game* Yes! *She says bouncing up and down*

Lucas: Squirtle! *Runs upstairs to try and get his precious pokemon back* Don't worry buddy I got ya! Return! *Calls back...the ceiling fan! Squirtle fell* Oh no! Squiirrrrrttttle!

Squirtle: *Falls* Squiirrrrrt! TOT

Eldritch Creature: *Stands up and slowly begins to shrink down to human size clapping it's hands* WHA HA HA HA! Yes! That's it! Power! Albeit...That power isn't your own. Hehehehehehe! Now you've inspired meeeeee *Grows a Zanpukuto at it's waist and draws it charging at Rahl* Tsuga Tenshou-Kaden! *Suddenly the blade emits a pulse of vibrating spirit energy at Rahl*

Grandy: *Sits down at the bar and drinks somebody else's drink.* Nerds. Eh Pablo?

Pablo: Si'. Nerds. *Drinks some of the pickled pigs feet juice that's been sitting on the bar counter since Razor built the place*

[Rahl]

Rahl throws his blade in front of him to block the blast and is thrown backwards into the wall of the pub. In a blink hes behind a surprised Eldritch creature blade in hand inches from its neck. The creature turns its head at the last minute with a mad smile and bites the katana in place tossing Rahl across the room again with twist of his neck.

Rahl: Damn you creature

Rahl pulls a phoenix appendix from his pocket tossed it at the spirit of Dave. A heavenly light illuminates the pub as he once again takes physical form.

Dave: Thanks Rahl!

But just as Dave floats back down to the floor the creature, with blinding speed, sweeps through the room his blade aloft and Dave's head falls to the floor, his spirit rising again.

Dave: Well son of a-

A clash of blades rang once again as Rahl's steel danced with the creature's own, sparks flying with every swing.

Rahl: This is my last one buddy (tossing his last phoenix appendix), be sure to bring your gun to this knife fight.

[Zoltar]

Zolty: *Stands up and wobbles and wibbles* I hate you...so much, Mary. Can't you hit one single target?!

Mary: *Tosses her sword at Mid* Yaaaaaa!! Rave Raider!!

Mid: *Leaps above it* Te he he!  Missed~

Zolty: Wait a second that voice...It can't be!

*Mid tyransformed into a white clad red headed gal*

Lizzabeth: Bookaya! He ha he ha he! *She said razzing them as she floated above the ground* Sup, Seamen?

Zolty: SHAY-man. >.< I'm a Shayman not ...that! *He said watching Rahl attack the Eldritch creature then looked back at Lizz* What are you doing here?

Lizz: Well duh isn't it obvious? I'm here to offer Eldritch an alliance with the Specter Nine so we can take over Charas instead of Arcana City!

Mary: ....Oh ****. Wait you created her! Just banish her!

Zolty: Right! *Waves his hands around* Be gone, Lizzabeth!

Lizz: *Is still floating there*  You didn't think it'd be that easy did you? *Turns to Rahl and the Eldritch being* Yo, Elly! Want some help?

Zolty: Oh no you don't! Hex Rotater!! *Tosses his sheild like a discus*

Lizz: Ka-vanish. *Turns incoporeal and let's it pass through her heading for Rahl*

Mary: Like oh noes! *Races after it* I got it, I got it, I go- *tackles Rahl by accident*- ****!!

[Rahl]

As Rahl falls to the ground the Eldritch creature takes advantage of the situation and lunges with his blade narrowly missing Rahl heart sinking the length of the blade through his shoulder instead.

Eldrich Creature: " Jack, ****, and Rahl now..."

As the creature begins twisting the blade tearing at Rahl's flesh a blast from Dave's gun hits the blade shattering it in two.

[Zoltar]

Mary: *Gets up and turns to Rahl apologizing* Sorry guy, didn't mean to crash into you. *Brings her sword around and slashes vertically* Rave Rend!!

*The Eldritch creature was sliced open and leaked blue blood*

Eldritch Creature: *Clutches it's chest* Gyah...You little birch. *Opens it's mouth* Nauru No Hoko!! *Breathes a blast of super hot fire magic*
http://fairytail.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Dragon%27s_Roar

[Fisherson]

(I think you mean Karyu No Hoko. XD But points for using a move from a anime/manga I love.)

*The blast of flames shot at Mary and Rahl suddenly Rusty flew into the flames*

Rusty: Beeeop! (Shield of Flame Blocking!) *Activates his Anti-Flame Shield and deflects the majority of the blast*

Dave: Rusty! You came and finally did something!

Rusty: *Rotates his dome and glares at Dave* Beezzzorp! (Heeey! At least I'm not Jet 2.0 lazying on the ship, not get over here and help me!)

Dave: Oh right. *Ignites his saber* Rahl, Zack-like girl! We need to flank him and hit him from three directions with our most powerful Overdrives in order to deal enough damage to break up his pyshical form. *Holds the saber with both hands sending out pulses of cosmic energy from his feet weirdly enough.*

Rahl: Ah that sounds like a splendid plan, Dave! *Holds out his sword* If I'm going to be at my best...better go ban...KAI! *Darkness surges and gathers around Rahl in swirling eddies and suddenly his katana becomes slightly thicker and gets a wicked crossgard as the runes from the Sword of Truth appear and run up the blade glowing a white gold his robe changes to armor plating that's black as nightshade and has simular runic markings his samurai pants become a ripped mass of tattered fabric. Finally he holds his hand up to his face* Now to get my "game face on" heh heh. *Golden darkness surges to it and hardens into a red and black marked Hollow mask. Now when Rahl speaks he sounds far more bad *** than before and makes Eldritch's scarry voice sound little and frightened by comparison. His golden eyes open burning with malice and lets out a inhuman roar which sends out a shock wave putting out all the flames in the area*

Mary: Th-the hell is that?!

Dave: That is Lord Rahl and his Zanpukuto: Nisshoku no omo: Lord of the Eclipse.

Mary: ....Neat. *She said gripping her sword with both hands* I'd shift to a cooler form too ya know, but I don't want to show you guys up.

Dave: *Laughs* Don't worry I don't have any alternate form either. *Smiles* But I can bring the thunder. *Force dashes to the left of Eldritch Creature and then stops hovering in the air* Here's so heavy metal thunder for you! *Green bolts curl around his hand* Lost Force Power:...Emerald Lightning!! *Fires a blast of justice based force lighting from his hand that strikes Eldritch in the back*

Eldritch: AUUUUUUGH!! *He screams as the stream hits every nerve in his body at once*

Mary: Uh how am I going to attack without getting electrocuted. Ah I got an idea. *Holds her sword high and gathers energy to it* Rave Reaver!! *Swings it sending a huge blade beam at Eldritch joining the energy of Dave's attack*

Dave: Nice! Rahl! *In Low Voice* Finish him!

Zoltar: *Watches the spectacle* Man I wish I had more than my crappy cracked shield. Hmm I could always shoot Eldritch and- Hey where'd Lizzabeth get off to? <_< >_>