Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Well, clenliness is something else. Watch this! *snaps fingers* Now I'm clean!
Drace: Wow. That's co- yee God! I stink!
Other people: Hey! Me too!
Razor: Well, you see, I had to double everyone else's filth to remove my own.
Everyone: *goes to kill Razor*
Razor: Hubbubbubbubbub! Remember who serves the drinks around here.
Everyone: *reluctantly backs off*
Red: Hold on, you don't do that! You're a lazy bastard!
Razor: Yeah, what's your point?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: So... I got Sephiroth... Now what? Oh yeah...

*Ultimecia appears*

Ultimecia: Seph! Speak to me sephy-wephy!

Seph: ...

Ultimecia: You shall pay for what you have done! Why, I'll... Griever, get him!

Griever: Grrrawwr, rawwwr, mrawwwwwr... *Sniff sniff* Ewwwwww! *Runs away*

Ultimecia: Hmph. Stoopid Griever. I am smarter than anyone will ever be!! Hahahahaha!

Dragonium: What year is it?

Ultimecia: Why, it's 3005.

Dragonium: No it's not.

Ultimecia: Wh...? *Gets sucked back into time-compression*

*FF victory tune plays*

Dragonium: I think I'll put the radio on, to celebrate...

Radio: This is an urgent newsflash! A large lion type creature is destroying Manhattan! People are calling it "Catzilla"! It must be stopped! Hey, it's coming towards this studio - aaaagh!

*Scrunch, radio goes off*

Dragonium: Damn.

[Xen]

Xen: Pfff. Why do bad situations always have to be resolved so easily, I mean, I'm still trying to get this can of Coca Cola open!
Dragonium: 'Cause then you can resolve matters without any effort.
Xen: *Slams Coca Cola can on ground and stamps on it. The contents pour out onto the floor* Damn it!!! But they always have bad consequences...
Dragonium: *Thinks bout Griever smashing up Manhattan* Maybe...
Xen: *licking coca cola off the floor* In which you have to do crazy things to resolve those bad consequences...
Dragonium: Maybe...

[Drace]

Drace: Razor, you a dog like creature are you?
Razor: A wolf, so yes. It's like a dog only better in all ways.
Drace: *snaps fingers and everyone is clean*
Razor: Whoa I stink, what did you do?
Drace: We're gonna clean you like a dog.
Red: Drace! The B... A... D... is ready.
Razor: A bad!!! *runs*

[Eternal Darkness]

*Eternal Darkness enters the pub*
Eternal Darkness: its great to finally be here

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: It won't be so great when you find out how pricey everything is here.

[Eternal Darkness]

Eternal Darkness: what do you mean
*looks at price list*
Eternal Darkness:NNNNOOOOOOO

lightwolf: dont say i didn't warn you

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*coms from a dark corner in the pub*
MMB: hey you!
ED: me?
MMB: yeah you!
ED: what?
MMB: could u do me a favour?
ED: uhm? maybe.....what favor?
MMB: well id like that dragonium to get outta this pub....
ED: you want me to....ern.....kill him?
MMB: did you see what i sayd!!!
ED: yeah...
MMB: just kick is arse and get him outta the pub...
ED: uhm....ok...
MMB: now heres what to do, sneak behind em and kick him out of this pub...
ED: well.....ok
*sneaks behind dragonium*
MMB: NOW!
*ED kicks dragonium in the arse*
dragonium: OUCH! what whas that for!
*points at ED*
HE KICKED ME!!!
*razor, drace, Xen, Psychosis and MT11 turn to ED*
ED: oo oh! *runs*
MMB: hey, dont let him run away!
*razor, drace, Xen, Psychosis and MT11 go after ED*
MMB: im of that horreble lot...
*orders a beer and relaxes*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Teleports into Manhattan with an annoying popping sound*

Random People: Aaaaaaagh! *Run away from Griever*

Griever: Grrraaaaaawwr! *Treads on Dragonium*

Dragonium: Crap, that was unlucky... Okay, respawn!

*Respawns on Griever's head*

Dragonium: Better... *Smears Griever's head with Elmer's glue*

Griever: What the...? I mean... Grrrraaaaaawr!

Dragonium: Yeehaw! *Applies mascara to Griever's face*

Griever: Oh, the humiliation... *Warps back into time-compression*

*Dragonium teleports back to pub*

*Applause*

Dragonium: Oh yeah... Damn.

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*ppl point at dragonium*
MMB: hey that guy kicked ur arse and got outta here!
dragonium: what do you know about it? you where facing the wall when it happened!
MMB: uh......well uhm....i....mean...that.........
dragonium: you set ED up didn't u! to kick my arse!
ED: ouch! *stomp* Aaaaah stop *BANG* OUCH!!! STOP!!!
*razor, drace, Xen, Psychosis and MT11  stop hitting*
ED: MMB SET ME UP!
MMB: NO I DIDN't!!!
ED: prove it!
MMB: i cant......
razor: you can!
MMB: ok i'll explain...uhm.....well uhm............it started.....oh ****....
Xen: GET HIM!!!!
MMB: Aaaaaaaaaah, why cant i explain :S Aaaaaaah *runs*

[Drace]

Drace: *runs fastest of all* Dutch get to kick dutch first! *trips and get's runed over by Xen, Psychosis, MT11*
Razor: Well, you make a good carpet.
Drace: *crushed* Thank.... you.... *passes out*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

MMB: wahhahahaahahahaha, drace is a carpet!!!
*walks into a layin wood stick*
OUCH!
*then all ppl following him stumble over him*
Xen: Aaaaah *BANG*
MT11: ooooh nooh *ducks* pfew evaded that, oh nooooh a cliff!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the cliff*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hmm. Like lots of carpets I've seen...

MMB: Yuppers!

Dragonium: Don't patronise me! Uuurgh... *Falls on knees*

MMB: You alright?

Dragonium: Must... Not... Succumb... To all... The mindless violence! Noooo...! Uuuuuuuurghh... *Gets Magnum .44 again*

MMB: Aha! Fortunately, I know a Japanese Triad disarming trick! *Does fiddly movement with hands and slaps himself in the face*

Xen: ?!

MMB: Aagh, help, my hand is attacking me!

Dragonium: Don't worry, shooting makes it all better... *Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang*

Xen: Oh my god, you shot him!

Dragonium: Aha, my good friend, I put five blanks in the gun! Just to scare him!

Xen: Erm... Actually, I took one of them out, and put a real bullet in... *Cough*

MT11: But... So did I.

Razor: And me.

ED: And me.

MMB: So did I! I mean... Uuurgh... *Collapses*

Dragonium: Damn.

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

MMB: i....i cant.....belive...........grrr.........i...........*falls on the ground*

razor: i did that bullet in to kill ED...
Xen: so did i... but now dragonium here shot MMB!
dragonium: srry! :@
MMB: doesn't matter...
Xen: WTF!
Razor: WTF!
dragonium: you where dead!
MMB: i whas...and i have returned...and now, i run...Aaaaaah*runs*

[Razor]

Razor: Oh well. *does mannerism* Now that's what I call entertainment!
*people watch as MMB runs in circles*