Charas Pub

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*makes a triple salto then accedentely kicks Razor*

[Xen]

Xen: This is boring. Time for the easy way out!! *eats MMB* That's better...

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

dragonium: yeah! finnaly sumeone WITH a mind...
Razor: agreed!
Xen: duh

[Moosetroop11]

Razor: Alright, no-one else step on Drace, it says in this here newspaper that people drink twice as much when not being used as a carpet.
MT11: *walks in, disorientated from cliff* I'm back! *Steps on Drace carpet*
Razor: Hey!
MT11: Oh yeah, sorry. *Wipes muddy feet on Drace carpet*
Xen: *Eats MT11*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

a low soft voice: HELP! LET ME OUT! HELP!
Razor: ey?
MT11: Xen its from ur stomach...
voice: HELP! PLEASE!!!
MT11: ok? *gets shotgun and shoots open Xen's stomach*
Razor: lets go take all the acid of him *starts taking acid of the weird man/thing*

Xen: OUCH! hmmm this is gonna take a while *revises his stomach*
Razor: GOT IT! you ok?
M....voice: ........
MT11: who re you?
M...M...voice: im...fine
Razor: yeah i know your fine but WHO are you?
M.....M.....b: i am MMB
Razor: MMB!!!
MT11: MMB!!!!!
MMB: yeah....so? *stands up*
MT11: whe tought you where dead...wait a sec. Xen ate u!
Xen: yeah i whas bored
*forgot to say MT11 got out too XD*
MT11: bored?!?!?! you ate me too you horrible...what R U???
Xen: dragon
MT11: dragon right, more  a wacko...
*Xen gets pissed and lets flames come outta his mouth*
MMB: now.....would be a good time to run...
*MMB, MT11 and Razor start running*

[Eternal Darkness]

ED:God you really do eat everyone don't you
Xen:what makes you say that
*ED looks at Xen*
ED:Maybe because your eating Drace as we speak
Xen:*Finishes eating Drace* OOHH well its a living, plus it tastes good
*eats ED*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

XD

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Uurgh! This place is getting so annoying lately...

Xen: Yeah, well, ever since you put out the n00b bonfire, this place has gone downhill.

Dragonium: Is that so...?

*Shoots fireball out of sword and starts fire*

Razor: Drag! Don't burn the floorboards!

Dragonium: But I'm gonna burn some n00bs!

Razor: That's alright then.

*Dragonium throws n00bs on bonfire*

N00bs: OMGorz! Teh pwnage!

Dragonium: Hey guys, get over here! *Throws more n00bs*

Xen: Yay! *Throws n00bs*

MT11: Fun! *Throws n00bs*

Razor: Woohoo! *Throws n00bs*

Dragonium: See, we can have fun without doing anything stupid! *Throws nearest guy*

Xen: Hey, Drag, that was Drace you just threw!

Dragonium: Damn.

[Moosetroop11]

 

Dragonium: Uurgh! This place is getting so annoying lately...

FWAHAHA! That's a good one! You've only been in the pub for a few days, It's actually got more annoying since you joined! No offense...

MT11: *Chucks Dragonium on bonfire*
Dragonium: *Burning* Hey! You're only supposed to chuck noobs on the bonfire!
MT11: No comment.

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11

quote:

Dragonium: Uurgh! This place is getting so annoying lately...

FWAHAHA! That's a good one! You've only been in the pub for a few days, It's actually got more annoying since you joined! No offense...

Just tell me one thing. Have you, or have you not, had approximately 5 posts where you eat another character?

[Xen]

Originally posted by Dragonium
Just tell me one thing. Have you, or have you not, had approximately 5 posts where you eat another character?

Xen: *raises hand*

[Grandy]

 *Grandy comes out from the fire*
 Grandy: GOD! Its hot here, isnt it?
 Xen: What are you doing in the n00b fire place?
 Grandy: Razor throwed me in here for no reason about four times now
 Razor: No reason? Think well....

 --Flashback--

 1° Time:
 Grandy: Hey, Razor, this beer really taste bad!

 2° Time:
 Grandy: *comes out of the fire burning* That was really nescessary? I mean, throw me in the fire and all?
 Razor: Stop asking things!
 Grandy: Why?

 3° Time:
 Grandy: *comes out of the fire again, burning again* I still alive!
 Razor: *throws Grandy at the fire*

 4° Time:
 Grandy: *comes out of the fire*
 Razor: Okay, now pay for the beer you just drank
 Grandy: Pay? You mean money?
 Razor: *Angry look*
 Grandy:  .......................................okay! *jumps in the fire*  
 Razor:  
 Grandy: *burn* >:  
 Random n00b: *laughs*

 --ends flashback--
 Grandy: ....... no, I can't remeber any reason...
 Razor:   ..........*throws Grandy at the fire*

[Xen]

Xen: Meh, I could probably pay for everyone's drinks if I wanted to...
Razor: Really?
Xen: No.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *Punches Xen*

Darkfox: Why did you do that?

Lightwolf: I was bored... and he stole my pizza.

Darkfox: What pizza? The one you imagined as an an excuse to punch Xen?

Lightwolf: Bingo!

[Drace]

Drace: *drools* Pizza. That reminds me. *hand goes in pocket and it comes out with a pizza slice covered with and other gross things what can't be indetified.
Xen: If your going to eat that, I'm going to puke.
Drace: *puts pizza in mouth and starts chewing* Now puke you.
Xen: Sorry, it was a trick to let you do something disgusting.
Drace: Nah'ah. It tasted pretty good.
Xen: Really?
Drace: It's like a pizza from god.
Xen: damm, now I'm getting hungry. *hand goes in pocket and .........