Charas Pub

[Razor]

Suddenly Drace is sent back in time and thusly replaces objects.
Drace put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Ted Danson came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Drace pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Drace did.
So...
Drace: *waits behind bar for eager drunkards*
Ted Danson sits patiently at the bar. He picks up his Canadian Club and cola and awaits someone.
TD: Yep.... gr8 idea to reopen it...
Drace: oh Shut up!
*hits Ted Danson with a baseball bat*
TD on floor.
TD: That better not have knocked my drink!

[Tomi]

Tomi- Whoa, deja vu.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:People! Ed sent us back in time right? Why can't he send us forward in time

[Drace]

Originally posted by Big_Duke
Duke:People! Ed sent us back in time right? Why can't he send us forward in time

Drace: Because if he send us back in time, the future isn't set yet dumbass. You can't go to a place that isn't there yet.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:If they did it in BTTF we can do it here.

[Razor]

Razor: Hey Duke, go fetch us that Flux Capacitor I left over there. And run!
Duke: Ok! *runs* *grabs Flux Capacitor* *runs faster* *disappears*
Razor: There we go, now he's somewhere where he can do no damage.
Drace: In the Earth's past? Isn't that one of the most fragile and therefore dangerous places of all?
Razor: Do I care?
Drace: *turns into Hitler* NEIN!
Razor: *turns into Stalin* LOLOLOL!
Ted Danson: Oh, you guys!
*canned laughter*

We'll be right back after these messages.

[Moosetroop11]

MargaretteThatcher11: Good god!

[Meiscool-2]

Meisgerman: And so, I was driving my BMW down the road, when th..
MargaretteThatcher11: Hold up, look over there!
Meisgerman: What is he doing still alive? Get him!
BluhJew: awwh man. *runs*
*British chase music plays as MTLL and MIG run after the bloody jew with a baseball bat.*

[Archem]

Count 50 Archem: Oh god dammit...  I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS CAPE!!!

[Tomi]

n00b- *walk into pub* lol, pub. *turn into chicken*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: And I am still me! *becomes Zero* Damn
n00b: lol zero
Zerxe: *Z-sabers n00b* Awesome.

*Warxe walks into the pub*

Warxe: What the hell happened? Someone was painting the pub green... OH GOD WE WENT INTO THE PAST
Zerxe: And you are?
Warxe: *summons a giant pencil* Hey, sweet. I forgot that you could do that. ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Zerxe*
Zerxe: Hey. *puts head back on* That's not very nice, you know.
n00b: *turns into Raffles* lol missiles
Count 50 Archem: This shiz aint cool, homies! Uh... suck your blood!
Wardin: ?
Zerxe: Don't ask.
Raffles: lol nazis *fires missiles at BluhJew*

*RANDOMNESS ENSUES WHEN YOU HAVE WARXE AROUND! BUY SOME TODAY*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: We're not in the past, the past would be as we remember, it would be Razor who was painting the pub, my theory is that we are in some parallel dimension. DISCUSS!
 *20 or so men dressed as cientists come in and start discussing*
 --5 or so minutes later--
 Scientist: Well, after discussing and debating, we agreed that we'll be having coffee for drink.
 Grandy: And about the... *dramatic pause* ALTERNATE DIMENSION THEORY?
 Scientist: Well, you see, it was already proved that there are many dimension and portals and such, I remember you have a door to it int he back of the pub, even.
 Razor: You do? How, we never saw you before!
 Scientist: Oooh... but you did, *throws scientist costume away to reveal... WARXE!*
 Zerxe: You can't be Warxe, I was Warxe! *summons something that makes he turn back into Warxe* SEE?!
 Razor: *shoots warxe (the one that was Zerxe)* There, I solved the problem, anyone has anyother paradox?! *loads gun*
 Everyone: *nods negativaly*
 Razor: Good. *shoots Drace* that's just for warning.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:Bunga *Hits Raffles in the head with a club*
Raffles:Chunga *Hits Duke back with a club*

*This goes on for the next 2 hours,then Duke falls asleep*


Warxe:And now you see the great caven00b, the animal which us mammal are decended from!

Duke:BUNGABUNGABUNGA!*Attacks warxe with club*

Warxe:OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!!!


Raffles:*Soils himself then smiles*Rungagucha!

[Moosetroop11]

Duke: My posts are hilarious!

The planet: *Finally gives up and crumbles to dust*

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Duke: My posts are hilarious!

The planet: *Finally gives up and crumbles to dust*

XD!!!!!!

Really, I haven't got much else to say.