Charas Pub

[schilcote]

Schilcote: Enough!

Schilcote types on his compilotron sv_timescale 0 and presses enter.

Schilcote then proceeds to make a human totem pole out of the pepole kicking angel in the face, and creates a glass of lemonade.

sv_timescale 66

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed fires a monitor at schilcote shouting 'HAX!!'*

[MissingName]

*Ed then sits down and continues playing Counter Strike.  Someone holding a briefcase stands outside the window, adjusting his tie.

Razor:  How the heck are you playing on an iPhone?!?!?

[schilcote]

Schilcote: Who wants a beer, on me?

Everyone raises their hands.

Schilcote spawns an upside down glass of beer above his head. It floats in midair.

Schilcote: Umm...

Schilcote types cd C:\theuniverse\physics\ and then edit gravity.c

Schilcote: Gcc theuniverse...

Beer spills all over Schilcote.

[Angel Walter]

*Angel finally gets his lemonade*
Angel: At LAST!
*Drinks lemonade*
Angel: Hooray for reality hackers!
*Hands shilcote a towel*
Shilcote: Um... Thanks!

[schilcote]

Schilcote: Since you seem to be a nice fellow, I'll calmly point out the c after the S in my name. If you forget it again, I'll delete you. Thanks for the towel.

[Angel Walter]

Angel:0.o Geez, I've never met anyone who can hear spelling before! Either way, there's no need to get so touchy! In fact if someone spells your name wrong and you don't like it, it's much more polite to point this out without a threat of complete annihilation from existence... Can I call you Schil for short?
Schilcote: No.
Angel: What about Schillington?
Schilcote: That is longer than Schilcote.
Angel: Ummm...... What about..... Nope, I can't think of any other nicknames. Any help?

[MissingName]

MissingName:  Skillet!
*Schilcote types cd C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\Kitchenware
*Schilcote types materialize.exe skillet.q
*A giant skillet hits MissingName in the head.
Schilcote: There you go.

[schilcote]

Schilcote: Allright, everyone. If you do not want to call me Schilcote, then you must either call me Schil.
Angel: Schil or what?
Schilcote: What?

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed types 'rm -r /home/MissingName/' *
MissingName: Wait a second. Who am I?

Ed: Neat.

[MissingName]

MissingName:  Can someone give me directions?  ...I'm not from around here.

[Angel Walter]

Angel: You're in the right place then! Welcome to the pub! This is my friend Schillington-Smythe III and he-
*Schilcote smacks Angel in the face*
Angel: Oh, what shenanigans we get up to! Seriously though, I get kinda lost around here sometimes as well...
Schilcote: Acting the way you do, I wouldn't be surprised if you had amnesia from all those blows to the head.
Angel: I dunno. If I do have amnesia, I've forgotten... [/corny punchline]

[schilcote]

(Watch me, I'm going to turn this into a semi-serious RP with an actual goal in just one post!)

Suddenly, A window broke, and something flew through it.

Schilcote: IT'S WEEGEE! HIT TEH DIRT!
Schilcote ducks behind the bar.
Schilcote: Enough is enough! I'm tired of these motha****in' Weegees on this motha****in' planet!

Schilcote starts up his email program...

To: CNorris@CenterOfTheUnivese.net
Subject: Need help here!
Content:

Hey Chuck, I need some assistance dealing with a new threat in the multiverse, Weegee. I'm sure you've heard of him. Please come down and assist.

     Thank you,
Schilcote, Emperor of the Stephinian Empire.


Schilcote: Hmm... Aha! Pills!

*Schilcote throws pills at Weegee*

Louis: PILLS HERE!

*Post closes with Louis flying at Weegee, who is holding pills.*

[schilcote]

xcopy Schilcote Charas_Pub

Schilcote: You realise that Weegee is still here, right?

Compilotron: Low battery.

Schilcote: Does anyone have three double A batteries?

[Angel Walter]

Angel: Nope. I only have AAA. And a glass of lemonade.
Schil: Ah! *Grabs lemonade*
Angel: Hey! Also, couldn't you just do you whole "I haxorz teh universe" thing before your battery runs out?
Schil: Um...