The Big Emerald 2

[Dragonium]

Kinslayer: Ha ha ha! They'll never catch up to me! I'm home free!

*Comes to a signpost*

Kinslayer: "Do not tread on the Nuubi Plants"... Ha. Like some dumb plants are gonna scare me!

*Treads on flowers*

Flower: Nuubi! Nuubi!

Flower: Nuubi! Nuubi nuubi nuubi!

Kinslayer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! *Drops the emerald and runs*

Dragonium: Nyuk nyuk!

Radian: Nyuk nyuk!

Samba: *Revives* Nyuk nyuk!

*All hop in a mech and escape*

[Kinslayer]

ks: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!! DARN NUUBI PLANTS!!! *uses his Slash- X tech and kills them all* arf... arf... they bit my nose!!! dammit!!!... well, at least I have my beautifu... WTF?! Where's it?!
mmb: THERE HE IS!!! WHERE'S THE EMERALD?!
ks: DAMN!!! gotta run away to somewhere... somewhere where they cannot find me... YES!!! my home country... Argentina!!! *turns into a flie and flies to Argentina*
ks: arf... arf... finally safe...
mmb: not so fast!!!
ks: Huh?! how did you find me?!
mmb: no time for explaining!!! get him!!!
xios: I got him!
mmb: now... where's the emerald?
ks: I must've dropped it where those stupid plants attacked me...
mmb: the Nuubi plants!!! let's go!!! *they hit ks and knock him out, xios forgets to chop his feet*
ks *awakes*: damn, they broke my nose!!! *bleeds* but what they haven't realized is that the emerald that I dropped was... A FAKE!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA!!!! now, let's go sell my precious... *grabs the emerald and watches it*...fake emerald. DAMN IT ALL!!! I MADE A MISTAKE!!! I'll have to follow mmb and his crew to get the emerald...

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

mmb: *searches*
seph: well ern...it aint that hard...
mmb: THEN SEARCH WITH US YOU DUMB-@$$!
seph: ok *searches*
xios: ernn....look there!!
warxe: where???
mmb: at ur feet ur standing on it!
*grabs the emerald*
xios: so whatlle whe do now? whe cant sell it the rules of the thread say...
mmb: thread? rules?
warxe: yeah...
mmb: huh?
warxe: this is just a game...
mmb: wtf! im not real!!??!
warxe: nope, neither am i...
xios: or me
sephiroth: uhm....me neither^^
mmb: so everything that happens here, is not real, and i wont die of it?
seph: geuss so^^
mmb: right ill be jumpin of a cliff to see if you guys are right^^
warxe: i wouldn't do that if i wh......
mmb: *jumps*
BAAM!!!
seph: ouch...
warxe: ern....it does hurt us, but cant kill us...
mmb: yeah.....krr....i felt that...krr =-=*
seph: uhm....
mmb: who sayd i cud?
seph: *raises hand* guilty..
mmb: ern... why thanks!!! *grabs a rock and throws it at sephiroth*
seph: ouch! kk now whe are even^^
mmb: yep

*kinslayer comes*

xios: hey look its chinslayer!!
ks: ern...........
xios: *kinslayer!!!
ks: =-=*
mmb: why dont you die!!!
ks: ok, i supose...
warxe: *whispers to mmb* he doesn't know its a game^^
mmb: yaay!
ks: whats so shoutable?
mmb: u dont know this is a ga.....oh wait look forget it!
ks: ok?
xios: die!!!
*bang*

samba: direct hit sir!!
*general dragonium walks up*
drag.: haha, world domination!
xios: *revives*
drag.: WTF!
samba: uhm......*reloads*
mmb: *grabs an artillery cannon and aims it at samba*
samba:  
mmb: *fires* BAOOOM!!!!!!!!
samba:  
drag: oh sh!t run!!!!!! AAAH!
*takes ashes of samba and runs of with radian*
mmb: now what where whe talking about?
warxe: what to do with the emerald....
mmb: oh yer right...
ks: yeah whatlle whe do?
mmb: UR NOT IN OUR TEAM!!!
ks: oh yeah forgot! *runs*
warxe: of that
xios: lets go!
mmb: yep^^
seph: lets go!
mmb: where going already sephiroth=-=*
seph: YAY!
*they walk of*

[Kinslayer]

ks *running*: hop! hop! hop!... wait, why am I running?... They've fooled me, but now I have a simple question... Where the heck am I? And who has the emerald? and why is Kenny here?

Kenny: Mmmmmmmmbbb... Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm
ks: So that means that while I was running, I fell from a cliff and died, but where's my emerald?
Kenny: MMMMM!!!!
ks: Okay, it's not mine, I'm very possesive, I'll have to look for it. But, how do I revive?
Kenny *finally talks clearly*: Just do as I do... My secret way of reviving!!!
ks: OH YEAH!!! the secret of revival is...
*one episode passes*
ks: Okay, now I'm alive again, but now, who has the emerald?
Better do what I do better... Run in a random direction, kill everything that moves and find the emerald by luck!!!! *runs off towards an unknown direction*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

mmb: ern.....whe still didn't lose that emerald!
xios: nope
seph: im alive im alive....
warxe: ooh flashback, flashback

-flashback-

atma weapon: WROOAAAAAH!!!!
xios: aaaah! i had to take that bone from that ''rock'' ( tooth ).
mmb: shut up, and run!!!
xios: aaaah!
mmb: why dont whe just kill it?
seph: how?
mmb: with this *grabs in  his pocket*
seph: ern.....its a pencil =-=*
mmb: yeah, i know, seph this will hurt!
seph: ok
mmb *sticks the pencil up sephiroth's @$$, and seph walks towards the atma weapon*
seph: OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!
mmb: goodbye seph, u WHERE a brave man...
seph: *takes blade and chops the atma weapon into pieces*
mmb: YAAY!

-end of flashback-

xios: ur happy!
seph: duh
mmb: ern lets run!
warxe: for what?
mmb: i dunno, oh wait lets play hide and seek
warxe: YEAH!!
seph: YAY!!
xios: YAYAYAYA!!!
odin: ok
mmb: ODIN! you start!
odin: ok 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8...9.......
*and they play hide and seek happily after*

[Osmose]

*stabs whoever has the real emerald, takes it, and runs away*

[Kinslayer]

ks*after randomly running, and killing Kenny who just revived*: arf... arf... the emerald is nowhere, my elabrated plan didn't work... BUT I WON'T CRY *sniff* okay, maybe a little...
*cries for two hours*
moose: Now I'll sell this beautiful thing although rules forbid it!!!
ks: *sñorg* Huh? that's moose... ... he has the emerald!!!
MY emerald!!! (no, not being possesive, remember Kenny and his memory) Okay, I'll do this the nice way. MY SCREAM LIKE A PSYCHO AND STEAL THE EMERALD TECH!!!!
moose: lalalala, I'll sell-it-although-I-break-da-rules
ks*screams like a psycho*: GIMME MY EMERALD!!!!!!
moose: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Wait, didn't you fall from a cliff?
ks: kenny helped me...
moose: HAH! I stopped your "scream like a psycho and steal the emerald"...tech.
ks: huh? OH YEAH!!! *screams like a psycho again, steals the emerald, performing the steal the emerald... ****ing long name tech*

ks: JAJAJAJAJAAAA!!! finally I got it!!!
moose: What will you do with the emerald you monster?
ks: Something I have desired for long... MY FAVOURITE SOCCER TEAM WILL BE CHAMPION IF I BRING THEM THE EMERALD!!!!
moose: you evil... dude.
ks: But, what to do with you...? If I kill you you'll revive anyway...
okay, but it's fun *kills moose*. Now, let's do again what I'm best at, my better tech... RUNNING AWAY WITH THE EMERALD... AND GETTING CAUGHT AND KILLED TECH!!! *runs*

[RuneBlade]

sniffs out whoever has the real REAL emerald with my super-furby johnson and snatch it with a fishing pole. *YOINK* Then gives it to osmose so that he can end the terror of the super-long  posts with lots of people in.

[Kinslayer]

ks steals the emerald from osmose performing his "steal -the- emerald-long-as-a-fat-woman's-arse-name-tech"... and runs.

[Dragonium]

Radian: I know! As he runs, I'll stick out my foot, and he will fall over. I will grab the emerald, and run away, and then I'll --

*Kinslayer goes right past him*

Radian: Crap.

Dragonium: *Throws Samba's ashes in a pressure chamber and forces him back together* Grr...

Samba: Drag, you know what time it is?

Dragonium: Yup.

Radian: Nyuk nyuk.

Dragonium: This will be the ultimate battle... It needs some... Special... Music...

Battle Start! (Click here)

KS: Hey, I love this music!
Dragonium attacks with Inferno Edge for 1202 damage!
Radian attacks with Judgement Cutter for 1197 damage!
Samba attacks with Ridge Shot for 1345 damage!
KS: Muahahaha! *Cough, choke*
KS warps into his ultimate form!
KS attacks Samba for 3422 damage!
Samba falls!
Radian revives Samba!
Dragonium charges up for an attack!
KS attacks Dragonium with Kin Slay for 4468 damage!
Dragonium attacks with Volcanic Split for 5809 damage!
KS heals to max HP!
Dragonium: Crap, this is endless... Guys... Let's go.
[GLOW]Team Fusion![/GLOW]
Team transforms to God Dragon!
KS is powered up by the emerald!
God Dragon attacks with Judgement Breath for 7688 damage!
*Light goes into emerald and refracts out again in several hundred beams, onto KS*
KS takes 9999 damage!
All: *All revert back to normal* Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

*All hop in the mech and run away*

[weirdbeard11]

By some miracle weirdbeard11 makes a vortex that sucks everything into it bar himself and the emerald!

Weirdbeard11 then gets a bit bored n trades the emerald in for a diamond lol.....not really....HE EATS IT!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Steps out of the vortex* Hey, guys, it's a good thing we bought these anti-vortex boots earlier.

Radian: Yep.

Samba: Uh-huh.

Dragonium: Now, I'll get my packet of polo mints out, and we'll search for the emerald later.

WB: Oooooooooooooh! Shiny paper!! *Runs at Dragonium*

Dragonium: Uhm? *Sticks his foot out*

*Thwang*

WB: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! *Flies through the air, off a cliff*

*Emerald comes out of his mouth*

Dragonium: Well, whaddaya know? *Grabs emerald and hides it in his polo mint wrapper*

[Kinslayer]

KS: RAAAAAARGH*back to life with Kenny's help (one episode passes)* Thou cannot destroy me!!! 'Tis MY EMERALD!!!!!!!!!!
*angrily, destroys dragonium and grabs the emerald* arf... arf... that was horrible... now, let's teleport to my country... Argentina!!! and no one will catch me there!!!
*teleports*

[X_marks_the_ed]

The band of Amish folk arrive again and cut off Kinslayer's head. X_marks_the_ed sells the emerald to Grandy for a new black hat and $2.000.000.000. (GRANDY now has it not me. I have a new hat, not the emerald)

[Leon_1990]

Cats: all your [STRIKE]base[/STRIKE] (emerald) are belong to us!
Leon: WTF?!
*grandy walks by*
Cats: all your emerald are belong to us!
Leon: stop saying that......
*grandy walks out of site*
Leon: .............
Leon: you just missed your chance....
Cats: all you [GLOW]RUBY[/GLOW] are belong to us!
Leon: wtf!!!! what ruby!!?!!
*Leon pulls out an RPG (rocket propelled grenade )*
Cats: someone set us up the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cats explodes*
*Cats severed head is flung by the blast towards the un suspecting owner of the emerald (Grandy for all those who are slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ) and knocks the emerald from his hand*
Leon: cool
IT IS ONCE AGAIN MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*Leon: uses the powers of his dark blade and the emerald to raise the FLYING FORTRESS OF DOOM!!!! (wtf!)

Leon: I am the dark lord of the emerald!!! MUHA HA HA HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Leon looks down from the throne room*
Leon: holy crap.......
   I forgot the emerald!!!!!!!!!!