The Big Emerald 2

[Grandy]

 *Grandy uses the perfect opportunity and steals the emerald from Red*
 Red: Come back here!
 Grandy: You dont really think I'll come back just because you said!
 Red: Yes, I do!
 Grandy:   Well, I won't *runs to the burning house*
 Grandy: Why I aways choose to hide myself in places that are deadly?

[EvilShadowX1]

*EvilshadowX1 sneaks up behind the Red,Decapitates him then puts on his skater clothes and walks into the burning house*

EX1: Wait a minute, The guy ran into this house and it was burning, so why did I go and walk in here with Skater Clothes on!!!

*ES1 clothes light, he runs up the stairs, grabs the emerald and runs out the house, ending up falling down a manhole *

EX1: Cool, a hiding place, oh no the Emerald fell in the water! Looks like I have to swim for it!!!

*Starts swimming and starts getting chased by CROCODILES coming from where the emerald just floated*

EX!: OH NO!!!!!

*Swims in other direction*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*evilshadow swims into mmb*
mmb:HEY WHATCH IT!!!
evilshadow:Sorry!
*evilshadow sees the emerald in mmb's hand and tries to get it*
mmb:CROCODILES ATTACK!!!
evilshadow:can you control crocs?
mmb:i brainwashed e'm
*evilshadow's head get bitten of*
mmb:i have reclaimed the emerald once again!
*goes to secret lab puts the emerald into a:
hyper epidemic mega ultimate ultra cannon and destroy's all members that posted this thread*
mmb:now i can take over earth! muhahahaha!!!
*noticing he already destroyed earth with hese cannon*
mmb:oh great!
*drace comes out of nowhere*
mmb:hey how did you get here?
drace:i can survive: hyper epidemic mega ultimate ultra cannons!
mmb:oh yeah sure
*gets a:
megatron ultra sonic epidemic destructive laser with mega master of ultimate flamebalsters on it and blasts drace away*
mmb:NOW YOUR DEAD HÉHÉ!!!
*noticing he destroyed the galaxy*
mmb:OOPS! shouldn't of done that!
a well to late héhéhé!!!

[EvilShadowX1]

*EvilshadowX1 pops out of MMB's shadow*
EX1: Hi
*Takes Emerald and swims off into the galaxy wearing a spacesuit*
EX1: SEE YA!
MMB: Give that back!!!
*Swims after EX1 but gets eaten by a space worm*

[WarxePB]

*Evil Shadow is spit up by the worm, then gets abducted by a high-tech version of the TOW Fortress*

Evil Shadow: What's this?
Stormtrooper: Come with us. *2 stormtroopers take Evil Shadow down a few halls and into a large room*
Warxe: We have a visitor! Er, wait, uh...
*puts on Darth Vader helmet*
Who are you? *Darth Vader breathing noise*
ES: I'm Evil Shadow X1.
Warxe: Give me one *DVBN* reason I should spare *DVBN* your life.
Evil Shadow: Because you're not evil.
Warxe: Well, uh... *takes off helmet* I thought I could get away with it.
*The rest of the TOW appears*
Odin: Ha! You owe me 20 bucks, Seph.
Seph: *mumbles something*
Shado: That kid has the emerald.
Drake: Warxe?
Shado: No, the other one.
Stormtrooper: Too late! *takes off helmet. It's actually Red in desguise!*
Warxe: AHHHH! HE DIED!
Red: It's mine! *takes the emerald and runs*
Zero: After him! *Zero, Drake, Seph and Odin run after Red*
Rasshou: As for you... *Cloak and Rasshou grab ES, and take him to 'The Room'"
Stormtrooper 2: Hey boss, can I go for my coffee break?
Warxe: Fine.
Shado: I'm going with him. *ST2 and Shado walk away*

*Meanwhile*

Zero: Give us the emerald.
Red: No.
Odin: Yes.
Red: No.
Seph: Yes.
Red: No.
Drake: Yes.
Red: No.
Zero: *smacks Red*
Red: That was useless.
Zero: Or was it? *has the emerald*
Red: Yep. *pulls the real emerald out of a nonexistant pocket*
Zero: O_O *short-circuits*
Odin:  ZANTETSUKEN! *cuts Red into many pieces*
Red: Ha ha! *reforms* I'm already dead!
Seph: *throws a cross at Red*
Red: AHHH! IT BURNS! *faints*
Drake: *takes the emerald*
ES: Not so fast!

*To be continued...*

[Majin Sam]

I then kick the guy into a convenient nearby wall, laugh, take the emerald and fly off in my airship.
Majin Sam:  "So ... This is the Emerald!  Soon the-"
Flunky:  "- Tea will be ready?"

[WarxePB]

Seph: How did an airship get here? We're in space.
Odin: We're in the Rendersa dimension. Anything can happen.
Warxe: Well, I guess we should go get the emerald.

***

Majin Sam: This tea is delicious.
Flunkie: Sir! We're detecting something on the radar!
MS: We don't have a radar.
Flunkie: Well, look at that! *points to the TOW fortress*
Warxe (w/ megaphone): Hand over the emerald or we're going to execute this guy! *points to Evil Shadow*
MS: Go ahead and kill him. I don't even know him.
ES: Noooo... *decapitated by Seph*
Warxe: Now give us the emerald!
MS: Or what?
Warxe: We'll...
Odin: We'll destroy your airship!
MS: Big deal.
Cloak: We'll kill all of your flunkies.
MS: I can recruit more.
Shado: We'll.... steal your tea.
MS: NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
*Drake beams onto the ship and takes MS's cup of tea*
Drake: Give me the emerald.
MS: *gives Drake the emerald* Now, give me my tea.
Drake: Sucker! *beams back into the TOW fortress and flies away*
MS: They're gonna pay...

[Grandy]

 Warxe: What is this small light blinking in the panel?
 Odin: That means we have a intruder!
 Warxe: WHAT? Lets see what the scanner says... The intruder is in the engine room!
 Odin: But WE are in the engine room!
 *Warxe and Odin looks each other, then looks behind, Grandy is running away with the emerald in his hands*
 

[Xen]

*Xen appears from out of nowhere, trips up Grandy, takes the emerald, and flies away*
Xen: Sucka!!! *flies into tree* ARRRGGGHHHH!!!! *carries on flying* Sucka!!!! *flies into building* ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! *carries on flying* Sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies into TOW Fortress* ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 On the TOW Fortress...

Seph: Errr...something just hit us... *looks out window and sees Xen splatted up against it* ARRRGGGHHHH!! DRAGON!!!
Odin: What should we do?
Warxe: Turn on the window wipers...

*The window wipers wipe Xen off the TOW fortress*

Xen: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Odin: One thing...
Warxe: What?
Odin: That dragon had the emerald...
Warxe: Damn!

[WarxePB]

-Xen: Owww....
-Warxe: Give us the emerald!
-Xen: Or?
*Seph points to the windshield wipers*
-Xen: Big deal.
-Odin: How about that tractor beam thing?
*Shado activates the tractor beam. But Xen cannot fit through the loading port*
-Warxe: I KNEW I should've made that bigger...
-Xen: How about I drop the emerald? *he drops the emerald, but it just gets pulled up by the tractor beam*
Xen: D'oh!
*Warxe grabs the emerald*
-Warxe: Thanks, Xenny. *turns off the tractor beam, and Xen falls for awhile before remembering he has wings*

-Seph: We finally got the emerald. What now?
-Zero: We KILL!
-Rasshou: Okay there, Zero...
-Zero: Screw it. I'm going for a drink.
-Warxe: We don't have a bar on the fortress.
-Zero: THE INHUMANITY! *short-circuits*
-Warxe: *sigh* I'll go reapir him...
-Seph: Hmmm... We can't sell or destroy it...
-Odin: Huh?
-Seph: Rules of the game.
-Drake: Game? What are you talking about?
-Seph: Nothing. Let's just wait until someone tries to take it again. Then we'll blast them with our secret weapon!
-Shado: You mean the...
*dramatic fade-out*

[Grandy]

 -Mission Impossible music-
 *Grandy is climbin the fort*
 Warxe: The blinking light!
 Seph: You know what to do, use the...  *dramatic music*
 *Warxe uses the secret weapon*
 *A giant reticence fall in Grandy's head*
 Grandy: OUCH! Those little points hurt, you know!
 ----
 Seph: ...... THIS is our secret weapon? Reticences?
 Warxe: Its dramatic, "We'll use the '...' "
 Seph: Odin, cut his head, please.
 ----
 Grandy: Xen! What you're doing here?
 Xen: *Stuck by the tractor bean* Thinking in a way to get out of here
 *Warxe and the others enter in the room*
 Warxe: (Holding his head in his hands) You survived the '...', but this as far as you go!
 *Warxe walks right below Xen*
 -Woman voice- : Warning, running out of power to the tractor bean, have a nice day.
 Seph: Wha- *Xen fall in Warxe's gang*
 Grandy:   Okay, so, I think you wont mind if I run away with the emerald, do you? *Takes the emerald and run*

[Osmose]

*punches Grandy and runs with the emerald*

[Xen]

Xen: That does it! To the Xen-mobile!!

*Appears in cardboard box with plastic wheels*

Xen: I should get a real car...
Warxe: Or you could fly.
Xen: How'd you get here Warxe?
Warxe: I don't really know. How DID I get here?

*Warxe is beamed up by the TOW fortress*

Xen: Hmm.....anyway... Drive Xen-mobile! Drive!

*silence*

Xen: Oh yeah..it ain't a real car...

*Xen flies after Osmose*

[WarxePB]

-Moose: Keep going! We're almost there!
-???: Goeeng wherr?
*Moose turns to a man. He's still covered in darkness even though he's not hiding*
-Moose: How did you get on my airship?
-???: That doesn't matter. What matters is- Er... You be giving me the emeruld now!
-Moose: No. *attempts to cast a spell, but he doesn't do anything*
-???: Hah hah hah! *A couple more dolls appear and start walking towards Moose*
*Moose draws his broadsword. He cuts one of the dolls in two, but it reforms and keeps going*
-???: *goes to get the emerald while laughing insanely*

[Ekoi]

*makes a pile of food and porn mags*


Ekoi: Hay Everyone!!!! Free porn and food!!!!

(while everyone is distracted, i take the big emerold and run like hell)