Vending Machine

[lilsniffs3]

Text massaging comes out.

I put in something the world does not need.

[Lukas]

you get something else the world does not need.

I put in a hickory smoked horse butt hole!
Dr tran says"I KICK ***!" And hes a real doctor!

[Uberpwn_w00t]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY **** A DR. TRAN REFERENCE!

+10 bajillion webernets to you sir.

Anyway, a cough drop named Leland comes out.
I hate my science teacher with the burning intensity of a thousand desert suns. I put that hate into the machine.

[Felix-0]

Pulls out a thousand Hate mails T__T nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I just cleaned out my spam folders!!!

Put's SPAM in the machine

[Lukas]

You get canned spam.

I put in ganal animes no1 watches
       (gay +anal)

[lilsniffs3]

Too much abridged series comes out and makes everything better!!!

I place Call of Duty 4 HQ's into the machine and replace them with Macs.

[Felix-0]

The whole place blows up for ..uhhhh...Beacause An Air strike sounded fun!!!

Put's in C4 plastic explosives

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get gum.

I put more less salt in the machine.

[Lukas]

The machine gives you a list of how much it hates you.

I put in chocolate flavored kesses

[Felix-0]

Lukkas gains +1 fail point

Puts a fist into the machine

[Bluhman]

I say: "You sick bastard... STOP FISTING THE GODDAMN MACHINE! WHAT KIND OF FETISH IS FISTING ANYWAY!?!?"

I put a pink marshmallow into the machine.

[Dominicy]

I cut off your ear for posting faster than me.

I show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town.

[Felix-0]

I wait till someone puts something in the machine cause  Dominicy failed to put something in

[Lukas]

I say: "You sick bastard... STOP FISTING THE GODDAMN MACHINE! WHAT KIND OF FETISH IS FISTING ANYWAY!?!?"

I put a pink marshmallow into the machine.

You get a burn marshmallow!

I put in the theme music for zeldas item find

[Bluhman]

Gutsman's ass (DUN UUUUUHHHHHH!!!!) Comes out.

I put West Egg into the machine.