Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

Admin: THIS DUEL IS OVAAAAA!!
Yami Yugi: NO! I was about to play Wing of the Buttergays. It's attack power is ninemillion, which would completely destroy his Dragonfly Lord and the rest of his lifepoints. I would've won!
Grandy: Not quite. Dragonfly Lord has the special ability to summon my Huge Coc-
Yami Yugi: Yes, but everytime you summon that monster back into play, you get an errection!
Grandy: So?
Yami Yugi: So? If when you get an errection, half your lifepoints are sent to your Giant Peni-
Grandy: And because I have zero lifepoints left... I would be dividing zero... by half of zero!
Yami Yugi: Precisely! And, when a time paradox occurs, it activates my trap card!
Admin: And what does your trap card do?
Yami Yugi: My trap card gives all your monsters AIDS!
Warxe: NO!!!
Grandy: Oh dear god!
Yami Yugi: That's right. Your Humungous Woody would be given AIDS, which forces you to role a dice every round. If you role a two, four, or six, you loss half your life points AGAIN!
Grandy: So I will lose all zero of what I used to have?
Yami Yugi: Yes, thus making me win and giving you AIDS.
Grandy: I guess I lucked out.
Yami Yugi: Yes... yes you did.

MIC: Wow. So this is how you really get AIDS, huh?
Razor: Yes, you would be correct.

[Tomi]

Tomi: *wants to kick thread, hasn't been here in a while, and is too tired to think of something witty*
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*farts*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: MIC killed the thread with his silly AIDS. We should be mean to him.
Tomi: Yeah, let's.
Razor: MIC stands for made in cazakstan!
Everyone: Hehehehehehehehehhe!!!
MT11: Ah, poor quality goods from a  misspelled Middle-eastern country. Priceless.

[Grandy]

*tumbleweed rolls by*
Grandy: ...y'know, somebody should clean that, it's been rolling past here many times already.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Snaps broom in half over leg* Weedy stays.

[Archem]

Archem: You know, I miss Razor's pub.
MIC: Hey! I have the right to refuse service to anyone! Even you!
Archem: I'm not a customer, I'm the guy who's been bootlegging the booze to your not-so-fine establishment.
MIC: Yeah, and I can go right back to getting the stuff from Lenard! He never backtalks!
Razor: Lenard quit. I mean died. Lenard... Hell, Lenard never really existed. You should go see a doctor.
Archem: I'm a doctor.
MIC: **** that, I'm not made of money! *drinks a beer with a bee in it*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: A beer with a bee in it; my only weekness! *dies*
Archem: I'm a doctor. He's dead.
Everyone: *gasp*
Warxe: But who placed the bee in the beer?
Razor: This sounds like a job for a detective.
Grandy: But not just any detective...
MT11: ... but a Noir detective.
Warxe: ..... I'm on it.

[Grandy]

*thumbleweed rolls by*
*pub members are playing cards*
Grandy: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...  hit me.
Razor: *punch Grandy in the face*
Grandy: *falls off chair* You know, this isn't funny after the 6th time.
Razor: Speak for yourself, it was funny, wasn't guys?
Warxe: Kinda.
Meiscool: Would've being funnier without the metal glove.
Razor: Oh, please, you guys have no sense of humour. Plus, this is not a metal glove, it's a coup de poing.
Warxe: Silly french people and their sillyness.
Razor: Indeed.
Grandy: You know, this place has been dead lately. Where did everyone go?
Razor: Oh, since that "Unmoderated" opened at front nobody cares about this place anymore.
Grandy: Well, you still have us, right?
Razor: Well, yes, I guess you're righ- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
Meiscool: ...bathroom?
Razor: It's the other way around!
Meiscool: Well... uh... *breaks through the window* *runs toward Unmoderated*
Warxe: ...Well, I guess we should have seen that coming. What with the whole "Hey guys I'm going to the Unmoderated" talk he did yesterday.
Grandy: True. *grabs a card* ... hit me.
Razor: *kicks Grandy on the balls*
Grandy: *high-pinched voice* now, THAT was funny. *rolls in fetal position.*

[Moosetroop11]

Tomi: This place looks unstable.

MT11: ...Unmoderated? Is there something I've missed? *Searches through the forum*







BANG







Razor: Wow. I didn't even know forum games had fourth walls but there it is, broken.
Grandy: And I was never hit in the balls, because this is just an internet game! W00t!
MT11: I can't eat people, because of laws! Oh noes!
MIC: I'm just a teenager with a superiority complex! Double oh noes!

Pub: *Collapses on everyone's heads*

Tomi: Ooooh. I told you this place was unstable. I think I've got concussion...
MT11: Me too. Err, what were we talking about just then?
Razor: *Kicks Grandy in the balls*
Grandy: *Collapses*
MIC: lol, i rule
Tomi: *farts*

*Hiding in a shadow outside the pub*
: Thank god. That was a close one.
?: Too close. But charas pub is safe... For now.

Warxe: Not real, eh? Fufufufu. Little do they know that I avoided the roof fall at the last second. Now I know that nothing in this place is real, I can do anything... ANYTHING!!!!! MWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

MT11: What was that?
Warxe: Oh, nothing. That was just, erm, french, for [STRIKE]i am going to kill you.[/STRIKE]

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Are you having a kick Grandy in the balls party?I wanna join in... When did you renovate the roof?

[aboutasoandthis]

Razor: I met this suspicious pig guy... He did sell us some entertainment since Meiscool is dead.

*Dancing Moogles*
Me-is is dead. How cool was he?
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Noobs celebrate as he there lay.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...
For the once owner we sing for ye.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Razor promised us money. As slaves..no pay!
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: But he's not dead. He's at Umodderated. Sorry Moogles.  Oh, wait, he came back just before the roof was renovated I guess.  Anyway, do you sell Tea here?

[Grandy]

Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
Razor: I met this suspicious pig guy... He did sell us some entertainment since Meiscool is dead.

*Dancing Moogles*
Me-is is dead. How cool was he?
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Noobs celebrate as he there lay.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...
For the once owner we sing for ye.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Razor promised us money. As slaves..no pay!
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...

 ... please tell me that is sung at the oompa loompa song rythim.

[Bluhman]

Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
AFL: But he's not dead. He's at Umodderated. Sorry Moogles.  Oh, wait, he came back just before the roof was renovated I guess.  Anyway, do you sell Tea here?

Bluhman: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Drowns.*

[Archem]

Archem: *does super-awesome stuff*
Everyone: Awesome.