Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hmm. Zees fourth wall is easily repaired. All I need are some cats, some marshmallows, and a hammer. Anyone got any marshmallows?

[WarxePB]

*wins*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *hits Warxe over the head with pool table*

































*Does mannerism*









































*Gets attacked by a midget engineer* AARGH!!! WHAT THE HELL?
Audience: *Laughs*

[Razor]

Razor: In before Archem.
And Meiscool.
And Grandy.
And other well respected posters.
And all those guys who aren't well respected but post anyway.

MT11: That wasn't a funny post.
Fourth wall: *more shattering*
Warxe: Hey you can't spell shattering without shat!
Audience: *laughs*

[Grandy]

Grandy: If I cared, I'd have won.
Devon: Suuuuuure you would.
Devon: ...
Devon: ...
Devon: ...*breaks a window* ooops.

[elementalhero76]

windows xp: windows has experienced a serious error and will soon go into a state of blue screen of death!

[Tomi]

Tomi: God Warxe, you didn't *page 300 snypa* it.  Way to waste the post.  I guess we have to wait another hundred pages...
Warxe: Oh schnap..
Tomi: Oh, and moosey, no stealing my *does mannerism*.  *steals mannerism back*

[Archem]

Archem: *in before Jesus*
Jesus: No fair. I died for your sins, you know.
Archem: And I died for no good reason, what's it to you?
Shattered Pieces of the Fourth Wall: Blasphemy. All over the place. It's like... Whoa... I should see a doctor. In the mean time, tune into a commercial break or read one of the numerous Google™ ads on this page.
Razor: That Fourth Wall dude isn't very funny. If anything, he's a hypocrite.
Razor's Dad: *enters*

[Moosetroop11]

Razor's dad: *Looks at shattered wall, which MT11 is trying to stick back together with bits of cats and marshmallows* RAAAZOOOOOOOOR!

Audience: *Laughs*

[elementalhero76]

Windows: dumping all memory now. Please hit enter to restart.

Eh76: There goes the forum and the computer with it and all of us will be eraced from the system! We are all doomed!!!

*fourth wall shatters again.*

Razors dad: Razooooor!!!! Reboot the pub now before we all vanish from existance!

audience: *gasps*

wicked witch of the west: im deleting!!!  I'm del...et...ing...

windows xp: wicked witch is deleted...

chorus: ding dong the wicked wich is deleted!

windows xp: Next is all data of the pub!

Eh76: wimper...

[game_maniac]

Loud Guy: HEY GUYS WE SHOULD TOTALLY PARTY. LIKE, HIRE SOME HOOKERS OR SOMETHING!
Game_maniac: Why do I always sit near the idiots?
Loud Guy: YOU CAN'T RESIST MY MANLY CHARM!

*loud guy gets shot*

Ghandi: My brothers, I am here to tell you that violence is not the...

*Ghandi gets shot*

Game_maniac: Hah, Ghandi got pwned.

*game_maniac gets shot*

[A Forgotten Legend]

Originally posted by elementalhero76
wicked witch of the west: im deleting!!!  I'm del...et...ing...

windows xp: wicked witch is deleted...

chorus: ding dong the wicked wich is deleted!

AFL:  That's my thing!!  *Shoots Eh76*  I'm the one who mentions stuff like that in my conversations!!!!!! *Shoots eh76 75 more times to have shot him 76 times in total today.*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Whoops. Sorry my reaction was delayed. There was a problem with my internet connection which prevented me from accessing the site, and as such, the Pub.

Fourth Wall: *Shatters into powder*

MT11: Gagh! *Throws down glue and storms off*

[Archem]

Archem: Uh, here's a wacky idea. Follow me on this one: What if we leave the fourth wall all crumbled down and such? If it's in that state, then it really doesn't exist, and if it doesn't exist, it can't be broken! And if it's unbreakable, then nobody can break it!
MIC: "If it's unbreakable, then nobody can break it". Wow. Farking brilliant, Pollock.
Archem: ...I'm not... Who?
Razor: *runs in covered in honey* Don't ask questions, just run through that plot hole in the ceiling!
Drace: *munching on a piece of beef something* No need to ask me twice! *follows instructions*
Archem: *follows suit*
MIC: What's the capital of Rhode Island?
-A swarm of winged bullfrogs flies in and devours MIC. I think of it as karma.
The Rest: ... *considers leaving*
Most of the Rest: *actually leaves*
Least of the Rest: *devoured*
Plot Hole: I'm tired of people taking advantage of me!

On Mars...

Warxe: Oh look, Mars. Great.
Grandy: How? Why? Mars?
Razor: Uh, plot hole? *licks off some of the honey*
Drace: And the lack of the lack of a habitable atmosphere?
Razor: Plot hole.
Archem: And the McDonald's over the hill?
Razor: Evil expanding corporation with hamburger grills.
Archem: Oh. I was kind of hoping for more plot holes.
Eh76: *isn't here*
AFL: *stuck at the odd end of the plot hole*
Tomi: *farts*

[Dragonium]

All Sense Of Reason: *Collapses*

Warxe: *Starts slowly expanding*