Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: *wanders back in* You know, if you put that ace on his king, then it can beat that guy's flush. *wanders out*
Razor: ...
Grandy: Uh...
Drace: WHOO! I've got a flush of some sort!
Razor & Grandy: *feeds Drace to MT11*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Dutch people taste like cannabis.







































...It feels good.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Grandy: Wait, what? How was that dun dun dun worthy?
Razor: It wasn't.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: THE ******* HUMANITY!!!!!!
Grandy: What?
AFL: I'm bleeding to death.
MT11: *licks lips*
AFL: Get it away... GET IT AWAY!!!!!
*AFL runs into locked bathroom stall outside*
*MT11 becomes as large as a t-rex and destroys the walls to the bathroom*
*MT11 eats AFL*
Lucas: No one will count to 1000 with me now!
*MT11 eats lucas*
*MT11 eats one side of the pub*
MIC: Ok, now, that is the last straw. *pulls out bfk*
*MIC opens up MT11 stomach and replaces the wall, but leaves behind Lucas and AFL*
AFL: I'm still bleeding, only now I'm dissolving too.
Lucas: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! 119.
AFL: 120
Lucas: 121
Random Person: 143523412346
Lucas: 12... I lost count.
AFL: This is 124, if we are count *insert random name here*'s post.
Lucas: 125.

[Archem]

Rest of the world: *ignores the randomness that was that last post*
Archem: Whoa... When did the rest of the world start coming here?
Razor: And when did my pu-
MIC: My pub!
Razor: ...His pub grow large enough to support that capacity of people?
MT11: Right about the same time that I consumed that one wall, opening us up ti the outside world as a public domain.
MIC: Public domain? No! My tyrannical control over the pub's only weakness!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: The Information Superhighway roadsigns I posted might've helped too. *points to a giant "Charas Pub" banner on the Wikipedia main page* It costs $20,000 a day, but DAMN is it worth it.
Wikipedian: *edits the last post to say:

MIC: Im a dumb spammr lol
Razor: o ya lol
Warxe: go hitlre

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Warxe: Wait, WHAT did you say about me? *edits the previous post to say:

Wikipedian: BITCH FAG WHORE

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Wiki Admin: I'm a self-righteous admin! There'll be no vandalism of posts while I'm around! *reverts previous post to:

MIC: Vandalism is wrong! We should never vandalize other people's work.
Razor: I totally agree!
Warxe: go hitlre

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Wikipedian: stop it you fukin fag ***
*Commence: EDIT WAR!*

[Koopapooper]

( In the idiots car that has a TV thats parked in front of the PUB)

KoopaPooper:..Hmmm Lucky me theres a connection and I found a button on the web thats never been clicked before by anyone!

*Clicks button*

KoopaPooper:What the hell?The internets are gone..
KoopaPooper:I must of broken the internets!
*Someone knocks on door*
Koopapooper:Coming!
*Anwsers door and sees millons of people*
Wiki Admin:HEY WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
Some-13-year-old-kid-with-his-pants-down: I was halfway finished!*Crys*
Newb345:Dangit I was downloading illegal music!
Anerd:Why ? Why ?
God:Hey thats not funny man!
7-yr-old: Hey I cant remebr that site!Plus I have to delete my histroy!
Satan:Youtube was loading OMG!*crys*
Guy:I was spaming my favoite forums!
Teenager:Porn is gone you piece of crap!

*SHuts door*

*Turns on TV*

Newsguy:Some idiot turned off the internet!
Newsguy:This is what George Bush says!
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GWB: While I was on GirlsonHorses.net..Opps I mean ummm..
GWB:I was on MSN the Internets shuted down!
GWB:..Okay NVM...Give us our Por..I mean Internet back!
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Newsguy:Thats all.

*Turns TV off*

KoopaPooper:WHY IS THERE A TANK POINTING AT MY CAR
!
*Car Explodes*
KoopaPooper:...Sorry...NOT YOU FAGS!*dies*

*Inside the PUB*

Drunk:LOLOLOL
Drunk2:That guys Car esploded!
DivorcedSadGuyDrunk:Hey I wonder If his TV still in tact?
AFL:No!
Warxe:My My..
AFL:What the heck is the Bartender doin?
Drunk:He lost his *BURP*Ing Connection..
Warxe:I hope my Illegal version of RPGMAKER is finished downloading..
Wiki Admin:Whats RPGMAKER?
*Drunkguy pukes on AFL*
*Admin Alex walks in but disapears!*
AFL:Oh Great!.My new clothes!
Drunk2:.....
 *KoopaPooper comes back to life*(Also Hitler)
KoopaPooper:HEYYYYYY!!!
Warxe:Newb
*After Hours of Insults*

Warxe:Iiiiii...Ummm....Drunk....*Burp*
AFL:Uhhhhgggg!
Koopapooper:*Farts*Omg sniff that one!
Warxe:Shmells like uh Whiskey!
*Warxe Falls*
AFL:More like beer!
Koopapooper:Smells to me like Gummy Bears!
Warxe:IM COMING HOME BILLY JEAN!BUT THAT KID ARNT MY SON!
KoopaPooper:Uhhhhh....*falls*JESUS I SEE YOU!
AFL:...
People in the pub:*Stares*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ... he just made one of the worst posts ever. And he made me part of it.
Lucas: Yep.  I feel that the confusing thing with the car and TV got me off guard.
AFL: I like the Bush attack, but, the kid with the pants down was too much.
Lucas: What was with the porn reference every five seconds?
Gemini: He made it all go away...
AFL: Let''s kill him.  I mean.. hurt him... FEED HIM TO THE MOOSE!!!!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: GODS! *destroys Koopapooper in a fit of rage* First that evil demon possesses me, now I have to put up with this crap!?
Pikachu: Gotta catch 'em all...
Warxe: SHUT UP! Okay, who gets it next... *whips out a grenade launcher with "RPG Maker" engraved on the side* ... *resurrects KP and proceeds to reduce him to ashes*
AFL: Is that really-
Warxe: YES!
Pikachu: CATCH!
WARXE: QUIET! *blows self up*
Wikipedian: ...lol

[j_master]

*j master uses ghostly powers to come back in pikachu's body*
J master: pikachu.... i wanted to come back in warxe... not a Pokemon!
*electrocutes everything in room*

[Koopapooper]

Lucas:Holycrap!Why am I gonna be in this post!?
WikiAdmin:Because every body hates < that guy..
AFL:God...Why doesnt this guy jus LEAVE!
WikiAdmin:Because hes a skank turd nugget face poop ****ing *****!
Lucas:Im going to suffer stress because of this post..
Warxe:Geesh, I hope I dont get in this post...Wait..
Alex:If I get in this post I will ban him and myself for leting him post this..
Warxe:Im still wondering why this guy doesnt get a life!
AFL:Maybe if he got thru 1st grade he wouldnt post this.
Lucas:Anyone got a Time Machine??..No?..
WikiAdmin:Im going to edit the "Idiot" wiki and put Koopa..
Warxe:Good.
AFL:Well said.
Lucas:Why dont we just delete the post?
Warxe:Are you an admin?
Lucas:Get on then!
AFL:They wont care unless they get in this post!
*Razor walks in*
AFL:Oh yay..*Sighs*
Razor:*Waits for this post to end*
Warxe:Ok Razor next is??..
*Osmoose walks in and trys to get out of the PUB*
Osmoose:The doors locked!
Warxe:...Face it, your in the post..
AFL:We have been here for hours!
*7 Years later*
AFL:KNOCK THE DANG DOOR DOWN!
Warxe:Osmoose charge the door!
Osmoose:The door has no money!
Bartender:Oh sh** Im in the post.
WikiAdmin:Shutup!
Pikachu:Pika!
*Lucas covers mouth with tape*
AFL:Why did you do that?
Warxe:You fool hes making it so he wont be in this post anymore!
AFL:*Gets tape*
Warxe:Finished this post will be..
*Hours Later*
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[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Damn it.  Who let him into forum gaming?
God: Don't ask me.
Lucas: Since when has God been coming here?
AFL: I dunno... I think I while.
God: I am everywhere.
Warxe: Even in my shower?
God: Not everywhere...
AFL: But you said everywhere.
God: Most of the time I am in Meiscool's bedroom.
AFL: ...
Lucas: I thought that Warxe killed koopa.
AFL: Unfortuately, he wasn't logged in at the time.  So he just made another post.
Gemini: Oh great... runeforger made another request topic.
AFL: Damn runeforger... we were all pissed off last time he made one.  And this one isn't even for that kingdom hearts game he had.  Ita a completely different one!
Warxe: This should do the trick! *pulls new weapon one koopa*
Koopa-> <-Warxe
All the world: *rejoices* No one mourns the Koopa!  No one cries he won't return!  No one lays a lily on his grave!  The good man scorns the Koopa!  Through his life, our children learned, what we miss, when we misbehave.
MT11: Stop with the theater references.
AFL: Stopping.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Puts down drink, sighs, walks out of the pub and goes to get a life*

[elementalhero76]

Hirohito: um... *reads posts on page 294* *curses and leaves*

[Archem]

Archem: Anyone else notice that this place is totally immune to topic kick flames?
MIC: Yeah. But it's not immune to noob flames. *flames noobs*

[elementalhero76]

*Hirohito returns*

Hirohito: have you ever considered after all this time you've seen me I'm immune to all forces of nature?

*mic curses*

Archem: wow he walks through fire but can he walk through acid?

*Drenches the drug acid on him*

Hirohito: ooh the colors why do I see pink elephants?