Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted. you become a real FEMALE Jedi, one that everyone hits on, you suck at the force and almost everything backfires, and your R2 Unit is so defunct it explodes on any verbal command.

I wish i had a computer that functioned on my every thought as i thought it and was the fastest computer in the world so i could create games, resources, and novels on a whim, while also being immune to any viruses of any kind, never malfunctioned, and kept track of my schedule so i would know when to stop playing and start doing something and would never neglect my real life duties.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you are robbed, raped, and killed by an unknown assailant, me, who was after the perfect computer.

I wish I had wings.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but you are robbed, raped, and killed by an unknown assailant, me, who was after the perfect computer.

I wish I had wings.

You have devil wings and are hated by everyone and eventually a cult finds you, kills you, and worships your corpse.

I wish i had a LAPTOP that functioned on my every thought as i thought it and was the fastest laptop in the world so i could create games, resources, and novels on a whim, while also being immune to any viruses of any kind, never malfunctioned, and kept track of my schedule so i would know when to stop playing and start doing something and would never neglect my real life duties, and that this computer would be distributed to EVERY HUMAN BEING on the planet as well as internet connection and constant perpetual energy supply.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but it feeds on your life energies.

I wish I had a fried Ed sandwich.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, you are immediately arested for canabalism and the ghost comes to your cell every night to haunt and rape you.

I wish i had a LAPTOP that functioned on my every thought as i thought it and was the fastest laptop in the world so i could create games, resources, and novels on a whim, while also being immune to any viruses of any kind, never malfunctioned, and kept track of my schedule so i would know when to stop playing and start doing something and would never neglect my real life duties, and that this computer would be distributed to EVERY HUMAN BEING on the planet as well as internet connection and constant perpetual energy supply THAT WAS NOT MY LIFE ENGINES.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but an eventual rise in technology rids the world of all kinds of laptops and computers.

I wish that the world as we know it would be completely warp into a mix of every final fantasy game except 12 and the world of Star Wars.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, since Star Wars is in the past, the technology got lost and never re found, and you neglect that technically a Final Fantasy game as well, brining every disney world in as well. I murder Sora and frame you.

I wish could shape shift on a whim and had perfect control over the aforementioned power

[Darrellito]

Granted, but stupid people accuse you of being a witch and burn you at the steak.

I wish I could travel freely back and forth through time and never suffer any repercussions.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but stupid people accuse you of being a witch and burn you at the steak.

I wish I could travel freely back and forth through time and never suffer any repercussions.

Granted, but when you go forward in time you suffer PERCUSSIONS, and you go deaf.
oh, and burning one upon the STEAK isn't really a threat, although burning at the STAKE is.

I wish i could shape shift on a whim with perfect control over said power and cure idiocy and cancer and aids.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you turn into a piece of ****, and, since **** has no powers, brains, or a life for that matter, you're forever stuck that way.

I wish the next poster was dead.

You have devil wings and are hated by everyone and eventually a cult finds you, kills you, and worships your corpse.

I'd actually enjoy that.

[Darrellito]

Oh, and burning one upon the STEAK isn't really a threat, although burning at the STAKE is..

Oh, I didn't mean tied to a peice of wood, cause you could morph out of them. I meant that you were burnt on a pile of cut beef and pork steaks.


Granted, but this thread doesn't die.

I wish that I could have anything I wanted as long as I concentrated hard enough on materializing it.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but it takes more concentration then you will ever obtain.

I wish that i knew everything and could prove any point to anyone with no brain overload or physical consequence.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you become a smartass, and everyone will hate you, and you'll be alone.

I wish the sun would die out.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but now no pot can grow cuz uf ur dum wish

I wish I had a vagina. (which I do cuz I'm a girl)

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you have Barrack Obama's Hillary Clinton's vagina, and that desolate wasteland, hasn't seen action since the dawn of time.

I wish Meis would date Mironic.