Charas Pub

[Razor]

*we're still on Xen's back right? I'm lost.*
Razor: Well, since the world is ending currently, Xen's back is the new pub for now. Since it's my pub, shut up! *pushes Zero off of Xen*
Zero: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*fade*
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*splash*
Razor: Oh yeah, end of the world tax, all drinks cost 35% more.

[Grandy]

 (uh... Zero was in the water already)

[Razor]

Razor: Don't correct me! *pushes Grundy off Xen*
Grundy: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*fade*
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*splash*

[Grandy]

 (Cant you spell grAndy, not grUndy?)

[Robotam]

*Crashing down from the sky*
_veryangry_Xen: Aw! What the hell was that!?
:|Red: It's just Robotam. I almost forgot about him.
Xen: Me too.
_veryangry_Robotam: ALMOST!? You guys left me at the pub dammit!
:eyes:Red: Yeah, right.

[Red Giant]

Red: Err... how did he crash down from the sky, when the pub is underwater?
Robotam: A magician never tells his tricks.
Red: Right. Can we please sort out the problem with Zero down there?
Zero: I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you and I- *Phone rings*
*Zero picks it up*
Hello?
Megaman X: So whassup Z?
Zero: Watchin' the game an' havin' a bud'.
Megaman X: True, true.
Zero: WHAZZZUUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Zero: Yo, whos that?
Megaman X: YO! YO! PICK UP THE PHONE!
Vile: Hello?
Zero: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Vile: ZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: Yo! Where's Sigma?
Zero: Yo Sigma!
Sigma: ...... yo?
Zero: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Sigma: Whazzzuuuup?
Vile: ZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Sigma: zuuuuu- haha!
*BEEP*
Zero: Yo... hold on...
Zero: Hello?
Dr. Light: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Zero: UUUU
Megaman X: UUUUUUUU
Sigma: uuuu
Vile: UUUUU
Dr. Light: UUUUU
Megaman X: So whassup Z?
Zero: Watchin' the game an' havin' a bud'.
Megaman X: True, true.

[Grandy]

*Everybody is *
 Robotam: Soooooo..... We still need another pub.
 Zero: Roll? WHAZZZUUUUP?!
 Megaman X: WHAZZZUUUUP?!
 Sigma:whazzzuuuup?!
 Vile:ZUUUUUP?!
 Dr. Light: WHAZZZUUUUP?!
 Roll: WHAZZZZZZUUUUP?!
 Red: I think he forgot about us.
 Xen: Let's just run away.
 Everybody else: Agreed.
*Xen fly away (we still in his back)*
 Zero's voice:WHAZZZUUUUP!?
 Megaman X: WHAZZZUUUUP!?
 Roll: WHAZZZZZZUUUUP!?
 Sigma: whazzzup!?
 Dr. Light: WHAZZZUUUP?
 Dr. Willie: WHOZZZZZUUUP!?
 Bass: WHAZZZUUUP!?
 Vile: ZUUUUP!?
 Blues: WHAZUUUP!?
 Elecman: WHAZUZUP?
 Gutsman: WHAAAAUP?
 Ciel: WHEZZZZUP?
 Aquaman: WHAZZGULP?
*Back to Xen's back*
  Red: How many friends does he have?
 Grandy: Well, with the Marvericks, Willies' Bads, Trons, Helpers, Guard Bots... more than 2500.
 Red: So I guess he'll be talking for a long time...

[Robotam]

_sweat_Robotam: Unbelivable.  
:pZero: Yo, Robotam? Whazzzup!?
Robotam: Shut up!
*30 minutes later*
:|Robotam: Xen, where are we heading?
(Z)Xen: Me? I'm just fying around in circels.
Robotam: I'll just pretend that you didn't say that.

[Kenshin_Sagara]

  KS:What a bunch of weirdos, I dont even know whats going on.....why did I have to wander here? Damn!
Razor:I heard that!!!!!!*Razor pushes Kenshin off Xen*
KS:OOOORRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!??*fade*

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*splash*

[Xen]

Xen: HA HA!!! Take that......errm......whoever you are....I mean...were...
Robotam: C'MON XEN! YOU COULD AT LEAST STOP FLYING AROUND I CIRCLES AND FIND SOMEWHERE TO GO!!!
Xen: Don't question the pilot Robotam! You're lucky I even considered saving you!
Robotam: You never saved me.
Xen: uuuum....You're lucky to be alive!
Robotam: Ugggghhh....*slaps head*
Razor: Hey Xen! If your back is gonna be the new pub, I need store rooms for our supplies!
Xen: Hmm.....
Razor: Hows about I use your stomach as the store room?
Xen: 1) I'll get bad stomach pains.
        2) The supplies would probably get digested.
        3) I don't think anyone would wanna go in my stomach to get the supplies.
        4)No.
Razor: C'mon!!!
Xen: No!
Razor: *holds up cute puppy* Do it for the puppy Xen! Do it for the puppy....
Xen: Uggggghhhhh.....*slaps head*

 1 HOUR LATER

Red: One beer Razor!
Razor: Wait a sec. Robotam! It's your turn to get the supplies!
Robotam: Ugggghhhhh.....
Xen: Don't look at me!

[Kenshin_Sagara]

*KS falls from the sky*
Xen:OUCH!! What was that?
Grandy:I think its the oro guy...
KS:oro?
Grandy:yep it is...
Razor:Hey didnt I push you off?
KS:well you did, than i tried to swim to shore but was swallowed by a whale than shot out of its blow hole and ended up here again!
Red:wow!I geuss rurouni's really do travel everywhere.
KS:....ya know what I think i'll stay here for a while.
Razor:hmm....sure but you gotta do something for us...
KS:sure I'll do anything
*1 hour later*
Robotam:Hey how about some saki I heard that it sucks err i mean rocks.
Razor:Yeah sure!Wait...KENSHIN!!GO GET SAKI!!!
KS:(sigh)didnt I just get some a minute ago?
Razor:Hey! we never forced you to do the job of getting the booz. You accepted it remember?
KS:.....*mumbles*you guys are such alcoholics......

[Grandy]

Grandy:...so... it's official? Xen is the new pub?
 Xen: NO I AM NOT!
 Red: His opinion doesn't count.
 Grandy: I know that.
 KS: Okay... Heres the saki.
 Razor: Good, now bring some wine.
 KS: Why dont you asked before, so I could bring the saki and the wine, without take much time, and without I have to go again?
 Red: His opinion doesn't count.
 Razor: I know that.

[ipoopedontheroof]

ipoopedontheroof: uhh hi....

[Xen]

Xen: *sarcasticallt* Oh look! There is a small island over there! Maybe I should just land on it and rest my poor, aching self.
Red: Yeah, you do that...
Xen: I was gonna anyway...

*Xen lands on the island*

Xen: Now.....Everyone get the heck offa my back so I can get some goddamn rest!
*Everyone gets the heck offa Xen's back and Xen begins to get some goddamn rest*
Xen: Uggghhh....my back is hurting badly....*looks at back* Heeeey! Who's been tallying the days I've been flying on my scales?
Red: I did. I needed to record the days somehow!
Xen: Hmmm.....uuugghhhhhh....my stomach....*Xen regurgitates some bottles of beer* How much did you have to put inmy stomach Razor?
Razor: A pub needs lots of beer!
Xen: Is anyone grateful at all for me saving them? And the fact that I have flew my wings off, all round this crazy world?

*Silence*

Xen: That's what I thought...
*Xen goes to sleep*
Grandy: Now's our chance to do something to Xen...

[Razor]

*some time later*
GrAndy: THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD PLANNED!! *is tied to the tip of Xen's tail*
Razor: *dusts off hands* Hey! Be thankful I didn't push you off for correcting me!