Charas Pub

[Red Giant]

Red: *Chip chip chip*
Razor: Red... what are you doing to Xen?
Red: Well, at first I was chipping a mark on Xen's scales for today, since I didnt do one, but then I got a little... carried away....
Razor: Running out of space might be a problem.
Xen: *Waking up* Huh?! What the hell?! What are all these marks doing on me?! What have you been DOING to me?!?!
Grandy: *Tied to Xen's tail* Little help?
Xen: Huh? Who said that? *Turns around*
Grandy: Hey! Over here!
Xen: Hm... perhaaps if I turn around AGAIN! *Turns around* Ahh... NOW I have it! *Turns around again*

[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

Mr. X:Several bussiness meetings and creating mass chaos really take a lot out of me...
Why did I come here again???
KS: What are you doing here Mr. X?
Mr. X: .... Oh yeah, I need some refreshments of alcoholic sorts.
KS: Sure.

.......
Mr. X: (Looks underneath a box) How the hell does fully cooked food get here?

[Red Giant]

Red: More importantly, how did you get to this random island?
Mr. X: Random islands are the best buissness meeting points.
Red: Oh... So how did you know there was a pub setting up here?
Mr. X: I saw a furry, a skeleton, a giant chipped dragon with a guy strapped to his tail, and naturally I assumed this was a pub.

[Razor]

Razor: Island, eh?
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Gr[GLOW]A[/GLOW]ndy: Well, Razor, thanks for getting me off that tail... (even if you were the one to tie me to it.)
Razor: Think nothing of it. *throws Grandy into the ocean*
*splash* Grandy: Ahhh! Nooo! The undertoe has me! The undertooooeeeeeeee *fades*
Red: Why do you keep doing that?
Razor: He corrected me twice, Red. Twice! That's a least once more than once!
Red: It IS once more than once.
Razor: You want some too?!?
Red: Shut up.

[Grandy]

 Grandy*to Razor*: Dont do that again.
 Razor: You really think I'll listen to you?
 Grandy: Not really... But I can try... *looks to Mr. X* A new face uh? I'll warn you: Don't EVER correct Razor... Dont EVER destroy a bottle of beer when Zero is around... Dont EVER forget Robotan in a underwater pub... OR you'll die in a miserably way... after much pain... the pain... the pain... the horror....................
 Mr.X: Okay... I'll remember...
 Grandy: Good........you're smart.....pretty smart......pain.........horror..........it hurts.......hurts..... too much pain......... I'm scared............... *faints *
 Mr.X: He's aways like that?
 Xen: Some of us are worse.

[Red Giant]

Red: Yes, and then there's me, the one with no flaws whatsoever!

[Xen]

Xen: *ahem*
Grandy: ........
Xen: *ahem*
Red: Oh....*points to Xen* And that's Xen....He's done a lot for us since the sky fell and all, but he's not important.
Xen: Well that's nice Red....
*Xen flies away*
Xen: Goodbye y'all!!!!!
Grandy: Oh well.....now we're stranded on this small island. What was Xen thinking?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Please don't shoot me! *hands Mr. X his wallet and runs off*
Mr. X: ?
Red: He's always like that.
Mr. X: Well then... Beers all around! *hands bartender money*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *eating cheese* Absolutely nothing Xen.
Lightwolf: Hey... where did you get that...
Darkfox: None for you!

Neth: Now... who's on my hitlist... *takes a list from his suit andchecks through it* hmmm... well... I'm way too late for Red...

Carbunka: SANTA CLAUSE!! *jumps in Neth's lap* I want a pony, and a train... OOOOH! And some new movies... and uh...

Neth: O_o ...!? I'm not Santa!

Carbunka: *thinks* OH! Your a leprechaun! In that case I want a rainbow!!

Neth: *sweatdrop*

Carbunka: Hey wait your that mean clown man...

Neth: JESTER! NOT CLOWN!! GRAAAAH!!

*Carbunka slaps Neth and walks away to where Darkfox and Lightwolf are*

Carbunka: What a rude man...

Neth: *under his breath* I've killed people for much much less...

Carbunka: So... *looks at Darkfox*

Darkfox: *gulps down cheese* Want some...?

Lightwolf: How come you share with her and not me!?

Darkfox: Uh... I don't know?
Lightwolf: ...
Darkfox: ...
Lightwolf: ... Works for me! Wait a second... *looks over at Carbunka* Hello Carbunka!!
Carbunka: ...uh... hello?

[Razor]

*Razor walks over to Darkfox*
Razor: You KNOW I never said that!
*Darkfox pulls a tape recorded out of his pocket and presses a button*
TR Razor: Now where was I?
TR Darkfox: "I'm a little teapot short and"
TR Razor: Oh that's right. I'm a little teapot short and I WILL KILL YOU ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Darkfox stops the tape* *Razor slowly retreats*
Razor: *underbreath* Stupid Darkfox with his stupid Tape Recordings and his stupid Pineapple Plantation in Hawaii with the stupid volcanoes that kill all the stupid people...

[Xen]

*Xen flies back*
Red: He's back....
Xen: I was bored....
Red: .......
Xen: I got lonely.....
Red: ...............
Xen: I...........
Red: Well?
Xen: I didn't want to be out of the story....
Red: You're unimportant....no one cares....

*Sad violin music*

Xen: Awww...that's not fair...I saved your life...and you still say I am unimpor.......DAMN VIOLIN PLAYER!!!!! I JUST WANNA SPEAK TO RED!!!!!!

*Violin music stops*

Xen: *sighs* This ain't gonna work......but first....

*Xen disposes of the Violin player*

Xen: That's better!

*Xen flies away*

Xen: Goodbye y'all!!! Wait.... I've done this before....

*Xen flies back*

Red: He's back....
Xen: I was bored....
Red: .......
Xen: I got lonely.....
Red: ...............

[Kenshin_Sagara]

  KS: No body cares to talk to me anymore....
Mr. X: Hey cheer up I'll talk to you kens-
Razor: Hey Mr.X why dont ya come on over here i wanna talk to you.
Mr. X: Why sure!*dashes away*
KS: Man I'm so lonely....
*Sad violin music plays*
KS: Oro?!? Didnt xen get rid of you?
*violinsists ignores KS, stops playing music and goes over to xen again and than plays again*
  KS: not even that guy would talk to me....

........

Xen: Hey what the hell?!?!? Why are you still here?
*Xen disposes of the violin player...again...*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Excuse me, Kenshin who looks like a chibi Sanoske!

[Razor]

Razor: Whaha! Now while they are under the brainmush of the talking and the violin players I will strike by doubling the prices on everything!
Red: What did you say?
Razor: I said EVERYBODY BUY DRINKS NOW.

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I remember now! Sech Aechi made the first pub. Well... noone has to know that. Which reminds me... *runs off to set his car on fire, specifically the boot, where [STRIKE]Seth is tied up and gagged[/STRIKE] nothing in particular is located.

[Xen]

Xen: I thought Razor said he would dou....
Razor: *butting in* Shut up!
Xen: .....hmm.....why am I still in Dragon form?
*Xen changes back to his human form, but appears to be much larger than everyone else*
Xen: WTF??
Red: I think everyone changed your size while we were on your back. Surely there must be some logic to thi..
Xen: Theres none.
*Xen shrinks back to normal*
Xen: See? We can do what we like!
*Xen turns into a sandwich*
Xen: Well this brings back memories....

*Flashba-

Red: Quit it.

*Xen transforms back*