Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I'm bored.
Red: What're you going to do about it?
Warxe: Hmm... I could...
Zero: Beer... Must have beer...
Warxe: ...pick on Zero!
*grabs beer glass*
Warxe: You want some beer, Zero? *holds beer glass in front of Zero's face*
Zero: Gimme...
Warxe: *pulls arm back at the last second* Can't have any! Hahahahaha!
Zero: Give me... and no one gets hurt...
Warxe: Want it, huh? Too bad!
Zero: Don't... play with me... *kills Warxe*

[Grandy]

 *Warxe's Ghost appear*
 Grandy's Ghost & Red: Welcome to the club.
 Grandy: Wait... Aren't you immortal?
 *Warxe's Ghost disappear, Warxe's Body start to move*
 Warxe: Yes, I am.
 Grandy's Ghost: Well, I think you're out the club... Did you learn the meaning of life?

[Xen]

*Xen appears on a chair holding an open book. He shuts the book*
Xen: And that's the end of th-
Razor: SHUT UP XEN! You haven't told us a story!
Xen: .........
Razor: ......
Xen: And that's the end of that st-
Razor: Xen!
Xen: Okay okay....*mumbling* Stupid Razor stopping me from talking when all I want to say is 'And that's the end of that story. Now get the **** out of my house!' when then I will jump into the stupid sea and start swimming and get stupidly mauled by stupid sharks and revive again as stupid me and start the stupid process over and over again.....

[Darkfox]

Eustace: *Puts on mask and goes BOOGABOOGABOOGAAA to Xen*

Lightwolf: Thats not scary...

Eustace: Stupid wolf...

[Grandy]

(I'm a bit confuse, what eustace is doing here, and Gutsman, Shdowman, and the others?)
 
 Grandy's Ghost: Okay, thats it! Xen can reborn, so I'll do it too!

 *Grandy appears on a chair holding an open book. He shuts the book*
 Grandy (Not more ghost WOOT! ) : And thats the end of th-
 Razor: DONT YOU DARE TO COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE!!!
 Grandy: It worked! YAY! No more ghost! I'm normal! I AM NORMAL!!!!
 *Grandy points to a crucifix*
 Grandy: Take THAT Jesus! I'm alive, and you can do NOTHING about it!!!
 *Grandy is hit by a thunder, Grandy dies *
 Grandy's Ghost: ..............Okay
 *Grandy appears on a chair holding an open book. He shuts the book*
 Grandy (No ghost again): And thats the en-
 *Razor punch Grandy*
  Grandy: Okay Jesus, I learned the lesson... (sucker)
 *A thunder destroy a chair next to Grandy*
 Grandy: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
 * Grandy hides below a table*

[Darkfox]

(I dunno, is this thread supposed to make sense? Well Zero is a MM character so I put in MM characters)

Lightwolf: I can't put my finger on it but... somthing is badly missing to this pub...

*Ambrosia the white dragoness crashes down through the roof landing on the table Grandy was under*

[WarxePB]

*The sound of many beating wings is in the background*
Warxe: It worked!
LW: Huh?
Warxe: I was trying to summon a dragon. But the spell didn't work, so I had to cast it multiple times.
*The sound of  beating wings is getting louder*
LW: Uh oh...

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Wait a second... did you remember to pick a specific landing area?

Ambrosia: Why am I here?

[Grandy]

 Warxe: Why?
 Darkfox: Forget it...
 *Sound of wings closer*

[Darkfox]

*Darkfox gets over near Ambrosia knowing that dragons know better than to land on another dragon*

Ambrosia: *looks around* Friends are coming! *Combs through her hair with her fingers* I better look my best.

[Xen]

Xen: More Dragons? Cool! PARTY!!!
*Transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen: PARTY!! PARTY!!!

*sound of wings is louder and closer*

Xen: Party!!

[Darkfox]

Eustace: *opens umbrella* sounds like rain... stupid rain!

Darkfox: (stupid Eustace...)

*A dragon comes down crashing into Eustace sending out the wall*

Ambrosia: Dragon friend! Welcome! *giggles*

Eustace: *all crippled and beaten* What did I do? *passes out*

[Razor]

and they all lived happily ever after.
*Razor slams the book.*
Weregnome: Well that was great. But when are you going to get customers?
Razor: I dunno. I figured reading a story about getting customers would make them come.
Weregnome: Oh well... how are we gonna get this new pub any business?
Razor: Maybe buy an air hockey table?

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Yes, I just made it so basically every post excluding the first three or so NEVER HAPPENED. Damn I'm good.
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[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

And out of nowhere!!!

Mr. X and Company are going to crash near the pub!!!!

Mr. X: Holy ..... wait, I can't die from this, Meh.
Heli Pilot Jet:AHHHHHHH I forgot my jetpack!!!!@$#%!!!!
Mr. X: I'm hungry....
KS: Orooooooooo!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Out of Ruble

Mr. X: Ahhh, see, that wasn't so bad..... wait, were is this place?
It looks like a pub...
KS: Whooooaaaa!!!!
Mr. X:Hey, who are you guys?
Razor:Who the??
Weregnome:Who are you?
Mr. X: I'm Mr. X, I was just passing by and guess my helicopter screwed up so, well, now I'm here.
Razor:What a mess...
Mr. X: Seems like you got a bar going on here. May I....
Razor:What?
Mr. X: Have a drink of course.
Weregnome:CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!

(I'm not following the old story.Basically, I just crashed in this time, unlike last time were I just walked in sooo...)

[Kenshin_Sagara]

KS: OuCh!!! How did I end up in that plane in the first place? Hmmm...a bar?
Razor: Nope! its a pub
KS: What's the difference?
Razor:....
KS: Anyways do you have any saki?
Razor: Yep We got everything!
KS: How much is it?
Razor: Uhh...200 per glass...
KS: WOW! only 200 yen?
Weregnome: Uh no its U.S. currency..so thats like 10000 yen or something.
  KS: oRO!?!?!