Charas Pub

[Red Giant]

Red: Hey, why are we arguing? We're on a beach and we have alchohol! Nothing is wrong!

*Everyone chills out lying on the beach   sipping drinks, and the thing they do at the end of looney toons and the beggining of james bond happens, you know, with the blackness and the shrinking circle which shrinks into Razor's head*

Razor: A Thethe thethethethe thats all folks! *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN!*

*Credits rolling*

*New episode*

Previously, on the charas pub:

Razor: Island, eh?
Warxe: Please don't shoot me! *hands Mr. X his wallet and runs off*
Xen: Awww...that's not fair...I saved your life...and you still say I am unimpor.......DAMN VIOLIN PLAYER!!!!! I JUST WANNA SPEAK TO RED!!!!!!
KS: No body cares to talk to me anymore....
Razor: I said EVERYBODY BUY DRINKS NOW.
Red: Hey, why are we arguing? We're on a beach and we have alchohol! Nothing is wrong!

And this time, on the charas pub:

[Darkfox]

Carbunka: I want a dr...
Darkfox: Eh! You'll have chocolate milk, how does that sound?
Carbunka: That does sound good.

Neth: Grr... I gotta kill sombody thats still alive... *looks at list again*

[Xen]

*Neth notices the name Xen*
Neth: Xen! He's next! *To everyone* Anyone seen someone called 'Xen'?
Xen: Oh I know him! *points at some guy just sitting there, whoever he is, AND however he got there* That's him right there!
Some guy Xen pointed to: Huh? Wha?
Neth: It's settled then. *kills the guy Xen pointed to and ticks Xen of his list*
Xen: Heh heh....ain't gonna kill me now....but I can come back anyway.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: "I'll kill someone that still alive", that line sucks, if you're gonna kill someone, this someone must be alive, because if he dont, it would be nonsens-
 Neth: You want to be the first?
 Grandy: No, I dont.
 Warxe: Why this is called charas pub, if it does not have any pub anymore?
 *the pub appears floating in the sea, and stops in the beach*
 Red: Thats really weird...
 Xen: Did you see something not weird lately?
 Red: Point.
 Grandy: Thanks God, now we have where to stay.
 *An omnipotent and omnipresent voice speaks from nowhere and everywhere, from the alfa to omega*: NO PROBLEM, MY SON.
 *Everione looks up*
 Warxe: Now THAT was weird...

[Xen]

Xen: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PUB IS BACK!!!!!!
*Xen runs inside and helps himself to supplies*

[Kenshin_Sagara]

KS: Hmmm now I'm actualy gonna serve beer IN a real PUB and  not some stupid beach...
Grandy: Why's KS talking to himself?
Mr. X: Ooohh he's was complaining about noone talking to him so i think he's gone crazy.
KS: Hmmm I wonder why it never gets dark here?...
Grandy: Hmmm...talking to yuorself is pretty bad.
KS: Hey since I'm working as a servant I wonder...could I get free drinks?....
Red: What are you guys talking about?
Mr. X: KS's gone crazy cause no one talks to him.
KS: Hmm...do i even get payed?
Razor: No you dont you volunteered. anyways get me some whine.
KS: Okay here ya go Hey ya kno Razo-
*Razor walks away to Mr. X and Grandy*
Razor hey guys so whats new?
Grandy: KS gone crazy and talks to himself now...
Razor: oh cool, anyways why dont you guys get some drinks theres a 50% sale going on...
Mr. X: Hmm... 50% why sure lets go grandy.
Razor: (whispers) Oh yeah its 50% up the regular price. MUAHAHAHAH
KS: Why do so many people say I look like a chibi sanosuke when my Names Kenshin SAGARA!! not HIMURA!!!....   ....Im sooo alone...
*KS crouches into beatle position and sucs on his thumb.*

[Red Giant]

Red: YEAH! BEACH PUB! I'll get to work on an advertisement campaign!

*Writes "Come to Red's beach pub" on a bit of paper, rolls it up, puts it in a bottle and hurls it to sea*

Razor: Did you write "Red's pub"?
Red: ... it's a... legal thing. Heheh. Those crazy lawyers.
Some guy *Holding the bottle*: Hello, I recieved your bottle ad, and I-
Red: Yep! Welcome to red's pub! This is the pub! I am red! I own the pub! The pub is owned by me! no doubt about it!
Razor: ...
Red: Legal thing!
Some guy: Oh, good, you're the owner. I'm here to sue you for dropping waste in the ocean.
Red: ... and BY red I mean RAZOR! Yep, THAT's red!
*Points at Razor*
Yep, that's Red, this is his pub, he is red, who owns the pub, sue him, not me, for he is the owner of the pub.
Razor: ... uhm... *Grabs bottle off guy and smashes it over his head* Problem solved.
Red: Phew! Amazing what we can get through when we work together, eh buddy?
Razor:

[Xen]

*Xen walks out holding many bottles of milk*
Xen: I heard someone say advertisement campaign. And about Red's pub. Where is Red's pub anyway?
*Xen picks up the note*
Xen: Cooooool!!!! Red has a pub! On a beach! Coooooooooool!!!
..........................Where is it?
Red: You raided it. This minute ago.
Xen: Correction. I raided Razor's pub! The one behind me. *turns around* The one that now says 'Red's Beach Pub'.
Red: So you had better give the stuff you raided back to me.
Xen: No. I'm giving it to Razor, it WAS his pub after all.
Razor: It still is. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! *Xen dumps all of the milk bottles on Razor*
Xen: There you are Razor! Now. Let's raid Red's pub!

[Kenshin_Sagara]

KS: Wow business has been slow lately...atleast I get to rest...everybody's to busy campaigning and talking they're all sober now!....oh well....zzZzzzZzzZZzz.....

[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

Mr. X: Hmm, so these people here shall raid Red's pub eh..
Sounds quite interesting......
RIIIIINNNG!!!! ........
Shoot!! An other bussiness meeting!!!
Now I'll miss all the fun!!
KS:ORo!! Hey!! Mr. X!! You're still here!!
Mr. X: Sorry Kenshin, gotta go now!!!
(Summons random helicopter)
KS:Nobody loves me anymore....
Mr. X:...Aw s***!! Come on Kenshin, want to go create some mass chaos.
(..After all, Thats what business meatings are all about )
KS: Yeah!! Business was a little slow so what the heck!!
Mr. X: Well then!! To the City!!!!!!
(Both Kenshin and Mr. X leave off to create some mass chaos...)
Grandy: I'll get a drink... hey, were did everyone go???

[Xen]

Xen: Heeeeeeey! I wanna create mass chaos too!
*silence*
Xen: Anybody? C'mon!!!!
*silence*
Xen: Ohhh...you're all boring!!!!
*Xen jumps into the ocean to starts swimming*
Grandy: Wouldn't he be better off flying?
Red: Dunno. *looks at Xen* Oh look. Xen is being mauled by sharks. And look, his legs have been ripped off. How WILL he get out this one?
Grandy: Cool! His blood is green!
*Everyone watches Xen as he gets mauled by sharks*

[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

KS: Oro!!!
Mr. X: What?
Heli Pilot Jet:Ehh, sir, someone is getting mauled by sharks.
Mr. X: How about that.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: YEAH! BEACH PUB! I'll get to work on an advertisement campaign!

*Writes "Come to Red's beach pub" on a bit of paper, rolls it up, puts it in a bottle and hurls it to sea*

Razor: Did you write "Red's pub"?
Red: ... it's a... legal thing. Heheh. Those crazy lawyers.
Some guy *Holding the bottle*: Hello, I recieved your bottle ad, and I-
Red: Yep! Welcome to red's pub! This is the pub! I am red! I own the pub! The pub is owned by me! no doubt about it!
Razor: ...
Red: Legal thing!
Some guy: Oh, good, you're the owner. I'm here to sue you for dropping waste in the ocean.
Red: ... and BY red I mean RAZOR! Yep, THAT's red!
*Points at Razor*
Yep, that's Red, this is his pub, he is red, who owns the pub, sue him, not me, for he is the owner of the pub.
Razor: ... uhm... *Grabs bottle off guy and smashes it over his head* Problem solved.
Red: Phew! Amazing what we can get through when we work together, eh buddy?
Razor:

OMFG you made me laugh so much I was choking on my macaroni and cheese!  


Razor: Hey everyone! Extreme sale! All beer a mere $50 per bottle each!
Warxe: isn't that more expensive than before?
Razor: Er no, of course not. Never. How could you say that? Get drinkin.
Warxe: Nah, no thanks. I'm not thirsty at the mo-
Razor: I said, get. Drinking.
*Warxe slowly backs away to an awaiting bottle."
Red: So what various adventures shall the pub go on next? How about we go into space!
*enitre pub shoots off the ground and heads to space at extreme speeds*
Razor: Nah we did that already.
*pubs falls down at extreme speeds*
Red: Yes but we can do it again.
*up*
Razor: No.
*down*
Red: Fine then, you think of a plan.
Razor: I think I'll leave this up to

[GLOW]___________________________________[/GLOW]
 Razor's super happy fun time mystery post end!
 Here's some fun for you, the next poster!  You decide!!! Who does Razor let have a go at making a various adventure for the pub? Is it -  
[SHADOW]Xen?[/SHADOW]  
[SHADOW]Officer_Barbrady?[/SHADOW]  
[SHADOW]The_Denver_Broncos?[/SHADOW]  
Only YOU decide!
[GLOW]___________________________________[/GLOW]

[WarxePB]

*A giant floating fortress descends near the pub, and 4 guys get out and go into the pub*

Odin: Attention!
Seph: We're looking for Zero. Anyoen know where he is?
Grandy: Zero? That drunken robot?
Drake: That's the one.
Shado: Oh yes. You get a reward...
*pulls out sword and stabs Grandy to death*
Odin: Hey! That was my job!
Seph: Stop whining and help me get Zero.
*Odin and Seph go behind the bar, and pull Zero out a few seconds later*
Zero: ...Huh? You guys?
Drake: Next...
Seph: We're taking over this pub!
Razor: Huh?
Red: This is my pub!
Guy: It IS your pub!
Red: I thought you were dead!
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!
*decapitates Guy*
Seph: This pub is now property of the Table of One Wing!
Razor: Says who?
Seph: Says me!
Red: Bring it, fleshies!

*5 seconds later*

Seph: *dead*
Red: Anyone else want to mess with us?
Odin: No, that's okay.
*picks up Seph, and the TOW retreats into their floating fortress*

Warxe: What happened there?
Red: Never underestimate the power of the undead.
Razor: I'm still without an adventure!
Warxe: How about you... start your own rival pub?

[Razor]

Razor: Arg! It's MY pub!
Red: Now Razor, noone likes a liar.
Razor: *gritted teeth* But-it's-mine... *twitchy*
Red: A lot of my sweat and blood went into this!
*everybody stops drinking, remains O_O, and spits out their drinks*
Red: Figure of speech, figure of speech, keep drinking.
*everybody continues drinking*
Red: *whispering* poor ignorant fools.
Razor: Yeuch, I was wondering why there were bones in the beer. *pours out bottle onto the bartop and a finger falls out*
Red: Pinkie! I wondered where you went!